Asparagus knife

asparagus knife

This is a knife you got from a can of asparagus. It's sharp, and will make the pee of anything you stab with it smell funny.

Type: weapon (1-handed knife)
Power: 15

Selling Price: 20 Meat.

Enchantment:
+1 Stench Damage

(In-game plural: asparagus knives)

The pain of being dumped right before the prom cuts like a knife, but not as effectively or literally as the cut you make with your asparagus knife. You do X damage. ZOT! SMACK! ZAP!

You do a little stabbity-stabbity with your asparagus knife, dealing X to your opponent, as well as making <its> blood smell funny. BAM! ZAP! SOCKO!