Ascension Aids

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Below is a checklist for items required during an Ascension. Optional items (like a bartender-in-the-box) are not included. For a full list of required and optional items, refer to Hardcore Checklist.

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Level 2

[  ] 1 mosquito larva

Level 3

None

Level 4

[  ] 1 bum cheek or some sort of slight Stench protection

Level 5

[  ] 1 Knob Goblin encryption key
[  ] 1 Knob Goblin harem veil
[  ] 1 Knob Goblin harem pants
[  ] 1 Knob Goblin perfume

Level 6

[  ] 1 dodecagram
[  ] 1 box of birthday candles
[  ] 1 eldritch butterknife

Level 7

None

Level 8

[  ] 1 7-Foot Dwarven mattock
[  ] 1 miner's helmet
[  ] 1 miner's pants
[  ] 3 asbestos, chrome, or linoleum ore
[  ] 6 goat cheese
[  ] So-So Cold protection

Level 9 (outdated)

[  ] 1 rusty screwdriver
[  ] 1 abridged dictionary
[  ] 2 334 scrolls
[  ] 1 30669 scroll
[  ] 1 33398 scroll
[  ] 2 334 scrolls (for hermit access/stat script)
[  ] 1 30669 scroll (for hermit access/stat script)

Level 10

[  ] 1 enchanted bean
[  ] 4 Immateria
[  ] 1 S.O.C.K.

Level 11: Beginning

[  ] 1 sunken eyes
[  ] 1 broken wings
[  ] 1 black market map
[  ] 1 forged identification documents
[  ] 1 your father's MacGuffin diary

Level 11: Palindome

Unlock Belowdecks
[  ] 2 snakehead charrrm
[  ] 1 ketchup hound
[  ] 1 hard rock candy
[  ] 1 hard-boiled ostrich egg
[  ] 1 photograph of God
[  ] 1 "I Love Me, Vol. I"
[  ] 1 wet stew [  ] 1 bird rib [  ] 1 lion oil
[  ] 1 stunt nuts
[  ] 1 Mega Gem

Level 11: Ruins

Unlock Hidden Temple
[  ] 1 cracked stone sphere
[  ] 1 mossy stone sphere
[  ] 1 rough stone sphere
[  ] 1 smooth stone sphere
[  ] 4 triangular stone
[  ] 6 scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil or way to do elemental damage

Level 11: Wine Cellar

Unlock Spookyraven Manor
[  ] 1 Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
[  ] 3 dusty bottles of wine

Level 11: Ending

[  ] 1 stone rose
[  ] 1 can of black paint
[  ] 1 drum machine
[  ] 1 worm-riding manual page 1
[  ] 1 worm-riding manual page 2
[  ] 1 worm-riding manual pages 3-15
[  ] 1 worm-riding hooks
[  ] 1 Staff of Ed [  ] 1 Eye of Ed [  ] 1 ancient amulet [  ] 1 Staff of Fats
[  ] 1 carved wooden wheel or 10 tomb ratchet
[  ] 1 ancient bronze token
[  ] 1 ancient bomb
[  ] 1 Holy MacGuffin

Level 12

One of:
[  ] 1 Frat Boy Ensemble
[  ] 1 Filthy Hippy Disguise
One of:
[  ] 1 Frat Warrior Fatigues
[  ] 1 War Hippy Fatigues
McMillicancuddy's Farm Subquest
[  ] 1 chaos butterfly

Unlock Hidden Temple

[  ] 1 Spooky Temple map
[  ] 1 spooky sapling
[  ] 1 Spooky-Gro fertilizer

Unlock Dungeons of Doom

[  ] 1 plus sign
[  ] 1 dead mimic

Unlock Beach/Mysterious Island

[  ] 1 cog
[  ] 1 spring
[  ] 1 sprocket
[  ] 1 tires
[  ] 1 sweet rims [  ] 1 hermit permit 1 worthless item
[  ] 1 empty meat tank
[  ] 1 meat stack
[  ] 1 dinghy plans
[  ] 1 dingy planks [  ] 1 hermit permit [  ] 1 worthless item

Unlock Spookyraven Manor

[  ] 1 pool cue
[  ] 1 handful of hand chalk
[  ] 1 Spookyraven library key
[  ] 1 Spookyraven ballroom key

Unlock Belowdecks

[  ] 1 Swashbuckling Getup
[  ] 1 The Big Book of Pirate Insults
[  ] 1 Cap'm Caronch's Map
[  ] 1 Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty
[  ] 1 Orcish Frat House blueprints
One of these three:

[  ] 1 frilly skirt and [  ] 3 hot wings
[  ] 1 briefcase and [  ] 1 mullet wig
[  ] 1 Frat Boy Ensemble

[  ] 1 Cap'm Caronch's dentures
[  ] 1 ball polish
[  ] 1 mizzenmast mop
[  ] 1 rigging shampoo
[  ] 1 pirate fledges

Unlock Hole in the Sky

[  ] 1 giant castle map
[  ] 1 awful poetry journal
[  ] 1 furry fur
[  ] 1 giant needle
[  ] 1 quantum egg

Wizard of Ego quest

[  ] 1 grave robbing shovel
[  ] 1 Fernswarthy's key

Naughty Sorceress' Lair

The Doors:
Gate 1:
[  ] 1 gremlin juice
[  ] 1 wussiness potion
[  ] 1 thin black candle (or picture of a dead guy's girlfriend)
[  ] 1 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
[  ] 1 pygmy pygment
[  ] 1 super-spiky hair gel
[  ] 1 Tasty Fun Good rice candy or Angry Farmer candy (or other item that grants the Sugar Rush effect)
[  ] 1 adder bladder
[  ] 1 Black No. 2

Gate 2:
[  ] 1 jabañero-flavored chewing gum
[  ] 1 handsomeness potion
[  ] 1 Meleegra™ pills
[  ] 1 pickle-flavored chewing gum
[  ] 1 marzipan skull
[  ] 1 tamarind-flavored chewing gum
[  ] 1 lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum

Gate 3:
[  ] 5 Dungeons of Doom potions (Each giving a different effect; Izchak's Blessing, Object Detection, Strange Mental Acuity, Strength of Ten Ettins and Teleportitis. Teleportitis can be received alternatively via Typographical Clutter adventure, a Quantum Mechanic attack, or a ring of teleportation)

Note that only one of the items is needed per gate though it is randomly chosen.

The Keys:

The Perplexing Door:
[  ] Boris's key
[  ] Sneaky Pete's key
[  ] Jarlsberg's key
[  ] digital key (30 [  ] white pixels)
[  ] skeleton key ([  ] loose teeth [  ] skeleton bone)
[  ] ten-leaf clover or [  ] loaded dice (optional)
[  ] Richard's star key ([  ] 1 star chart [  ] 8 stars [  ] 7 lines)
One of

[  ] star sword ([  ] 1 star chart [  ] 7 stars [  ] 4 lines)
[  ] star staff ([  ] 1 star chart [  ] 6 stars [  ] 5 lines)
[  ] star crossbow ([  ] 1 star chart [  ] 5 stars [  ] 6 lines)

[  ] star hat ([  ] 1 star chart [  ] 5 stars [  ] 3 lines)
[  ] star starfish ([  ] 1 star chart [  ] 6 stars [  ] 4 lines)

Mariachis:
[  ] stolen accordion, Rock and Roll Legend ([  ] stolen accordion + {[  ] hot buttered roll + [  ] big rock}) or Squeezebox of the Ages ([  ] golden reeds + {[  ] stolen accordion + ([  ] hot buttered roll + [  ] big rock)})
[  ] acoustic guitarrr, heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr, Disco Banjo, massive sitar, Crimbo ukulele, Zim Merman's guitar or stone banjo ([  ] big rock [  ] banjo strings)
[  ] bone rattle ([  ] broken skull [  ] skeleton bone) OR tambourine ([  ] tambourine bells [  ] gnollish pie tin)

The Tower:
[  ] sonar-in-a-biscuit
[  ] baseball
[  ] disease
[  ] razor-sharp can lid
[  ] frigid ninja stars
[  ] spider web
[  ] NG ([  ] lowercase N [  ] original G)
[  ] hair spray
[  ] meat vortex
[  ] photoprotoneutron torpedo
[  ] chaos butterfly
[  ] mariachi G-string
[  ] fancy bath salts
[  ] black pepper
[  ] bronzed locust
[  ] leftovers of indeterminate origin
[  ] pygmy blowgun
[  ] inkwell
[  ] plot hole
[  ] powdered organs
[  ] Knob Goblin firecracker

Note that only five items are needed but are chosen at random.

[  ] barbed-wire fence
[  ] tropical orchid
[  ] stick of dynamite

Note that only one item is needed but is chosen at random.

The Chamber:
[  ] 1 huge mirror shard
[  ] high-end HP Restorers (red-pixel potion, gauze garter, filthy poultice or scented massage oil)
[  ] Angry Goat
[  ] Sabre-Toothed Lime
[  ] Barrrnacle
[  ] Levitating Potato
[  ] Mosquito [  ] 19 pounds of familiar buffs



The Final Fight
[  ] Wand of Nagamar ([  ] ruby W [  ] metallic A [  ] lowercase N [  ] heavy D)

Optionals:
[  ] ten-leaf clover (To increase luck at the skeleton room)
[  ] loaded dice (To increase luck at the skeleton room, Bad Moon only)