Arbor Day Tattoo
The Arbor Day Tattoo is obtained by visiting the Pretentious Artist while wearing the Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel.
Please allow me to paint your portrait...
Oh, joy. Arrrbor Day. It's a holiday that's far too new to be retro, too trendy to be indie, and too bland to be enjoyed ironically. I mean, it's a holiday about trees, for crying out loud. What do you want me to do, paint you some happy little trees?
Well, I suppose I could do that, if I added a nigh-undetectable undercurrent of blistering irony.