Apathetic lizardman
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 You're fighting an apathetic lizardmanThis room is guarded by an apathetic lizardman. Well, not really guarded. Well, sort of guarded. I don't care.
Hit Message(s):
He sorta-kinda bites you in the <shoulder>. Ooh! Ow! Ugh!
He reluctantly whips you in the <shoulder> with his tail. It sort of hurts. Eek! Argh! Ouch!
He decides he doesn't really care whether he attacks you or not. So he does. Eek! Eek! Ouch!
He, y'know, kind of half-assedly rips your neck off with his sorta-sharp claws. Argh! Eek! Ouch!
He sort of half-assedly beats you with his fist. You feel whole-assed pain in your <shoulder>. Oof! Ugh! Ooh!
He sort of spears you in the <shoulder> with a kinda-sharp fang. Whatever, dude. Ouch! Ooh! Argh!
Critical Hit Message:
He finally gathers enough strength to move beyond apathy and into passive aggression. He passively rips your <shoulder> off and aggressively beats you with it. Ugh! Oof! Oof! Eek!
Miss Message(s):
He sorta-kinda tries to bite you, but you definitely dodge.
He reluctantly whips you in the <shoulder> with his tail, but you diligently dodge.
He decides he doesn't really care whether he attacks you or not. So he doesn't.
He makes a vague attempt at some kind of attack, but, y'know. Whatever.
He makes a half-assed attempt to claw you, but you make a three-quarter-assed attempt to block.
He decides he doesn't really care whether he attacks you or not. He decides to have a sandwich instead.
Fumble Message:
He stands there motionless for several minutes. You're confused until you hear him start to snore.
Occurs at The Daily Dungeon.
Notes
- Hitting the lizardman makes you feel sort of... sort of... eh, whatever.
- There exists a doll version of this (and all) lizardmen.
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