|Locations||The Daily Dungeon|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, tail, torso|
This room is guarded by an apathetic lizardman. Well, not really guarded. Well, sort of guarded. I don't care.
He sorta-kinda bites you in the <solar plexus>. Oof! Ouch! Eek!
He reluctantly whips you in the <knee> with his tail. It sort of hurts. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!
He decides he doesn't really care whether he attacks you or not. So he does. Argh! Ouch! Ouch!
He, y'know, kind of half-assedly rips your neck off with his sorta-sharp claws. Oof! Ouch! Ooh!
He sort of half-assedly beats you with his fist. You feel whole-assed pain in your <thigh>. Ooh! Ooh! Eek!
He sort of spears you in the <bung> with a kinda-sharp fang. Whatever, dude. Oof! Argh! Ugh!
He finally gathers enough strength to move beyond apathy and into passive aggression. He passively rips your <head> off and aggressively beats you with it. Ow! Ugh! Argh! Oof!
He sorta-kinda tries to bite you, but you definitely dodge.
He reluctantly whips you in the <skull> with his tail, but you diligently dodge.
He decides he doesn't really care whether he attacks you or not. So he doesn't.
He makes a vague attempt at some kind of attack, but, y'know. Whatever.
He makes a half-assed attempt to claw you, but you make a three-quarter-assed attempt to block.
He decides he doesn't really care whether he attacks you or not. He decides to have a sandwich instead.
He stands there motionless for several minutes. You're confused until you hear him start to snore. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*|
|You acquire an item: flavorless gruel (? chance)*|
|You gain 5 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Daily Dungeon.
- If you hit the lizardman with a melee attack or skill (such as Lunging Thrust-Smack):
- Hitting the lizardman makes you feel sort of... sort of... eh, whatever.
You acquire an effect: Apathy
(duration: 10 Adventures)
- Attacking him with a ranged attack or spell does not trigger the counterattack.
- There exists a doll version of this (and all) lizardmen.
- This monster cannot be copied.
- This monster's critical hit message refers to passive-aggressive behavior.