Antique pair of blue jeans
This is a pair of jeans from back in the day, when jeans were still doing what they were invented for — preventing you from seeing the junk of dudes who worked in mines. You know, like their old pick-axe handles, and their extra dynamite fuses and stuff.
(In-game plural: antique pairs of blue jeans)
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Uncle P's Antiques (100,000 Meat), Aug 15 - Sept 16, 2010
- Without map to Ellsbury's Claim in your inventory:
|You try to squeeze into the pants, but the pants are having none of it. Your girth, I mean. Eventually you give a mighty heave and a mighty tug at the same time, and manage to cram yourself into the jeans.
Just kidding. You rip them to shreds. Just as you're about to toss them into the garbage, you happen to check the pockets, and whaddya know -- there was a faded map in there!
|This pair is exactly the same size as the last one, so unless you've lost a whole bunch of weight since the last time you tried, there's no point in trying again.|
|TOP 10 antique pair of blue jeans collections|
6. Blind Puncher - 99 | 7. LiamAndMe - 99 | 8. Crimbo Grotto - 88 | 9. DarkSpuddle - 69 | 10. Hojo Hominygrits - 60
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings