Antique bottle opener
This is an antique bronze bottle opener shaped like a frat paddle, which is decidedly less threatening than a frat paddle shaped like a bottle opener. It has "Tappa Lotta Kegs" engraved down the front of it. Ugh, imagine the skeezy pockets this thing must've been in.
(In-game plural: antique bottle openers)
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Uncle P's Antiques (80,000 Meat), May 15 - June 15, 2010
- Without a map to the Kegger in the Woods in your inventory:
|On second thought, you're too skeeved by the thought of frat boy pockets to hold onto this thing, so you toss it on the ground. A miniature version of an orcish frat boy grabs it and runs up to you.
"Hey, you dropped this, brah!" he squeaks, voice cracking. "You must be in my big brother's fraternity. You should totally come to our ragin' party in the woods tonight. My big brother hooked us up with a keg full of real beer, brah!"
He whips out a crib sheet for his Geometry final and draws a map on the back for you.
|After remembering what happened last time, you decide to leave the bottle opener alone.|
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Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings