Antique bottle of cough syrup
This is a half-bottle of cough syrup, from back in the day when cough syrup was a powerful narcotic that you'd need a prescription, a hefty bribe, and a note from the governor to get today. And it's been sitting in that cabinet, thickening and congealing for god-only-knows how long. This is gonna be some primo stuff.
(In-game plural: antique bottles of cough syrup)
|Against your better judgement, you swallow the ancient cough syrup. Then the top of your head floats away, and you can taste the universe. The entire universe.|
|(You gain 1 Spleen.)|
- Denis Leary's famous bit about the effects of NyQuil, from No Cure for Cancer, is a part of the description and effect of this item.
- The line about tasting "the entire universe" may be a reference to Q of Star Trek fame.
- Cough syrup containing heroin has not been available in the U.S. since 1924. Cough syrup containing codeine is still available behind-the-counter in some states such as Ohio.
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Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings