Animated rustic nightstand

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Animated rustic nightstand
Monster ID 1543
Locations The Haunted Bedroom
Hit Points 60
Attack 55
Defense 50
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts drawer, leg, top
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
animated rustic nightstand You're fighting an animated rustic nightstand

This nightstand is going for that "cabin in the woods" look, with rough-hewn, bleached wood and a rusty horseshoe for a drawer pull. It's the kind of furniture people who have never been anywhere near the woods like to put in their guest bedrooms.

Hit Message(s):

It slides across the room and pins you against the wall, scratching you with its unfinished wood. Ooh! Eek!

It hops on your foot with a rough-hewn leg. Argh! Ow!

It hops up and bonks you with its rough-hewn top, scratching your forehead. Ooh! Oof!

It slams its drawer shut on your fingers, giving you splinters and blood blisters at the same time. Ugh! Oof!

It hits you with its horseshoe drawer pull. It's like being kicked by a small but incredibly obstinate pony. Ugh! Ow!

It scratches you with its unsanded legs. Ugh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It scratches you up one side and down the other with its rough, unsanded legs, leaving you a mess of blood, splinters, and bloody splinters. Ugh! Oof! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It slides across the room at you, but you electrically slide out of the way.

It tries to hop on your foot, but you hop away.

It tries to hop up and bonk you, but you hop out of the way.

It tries to slam its drawer shut on you, but it can't slide fast enough on its rough little rails.

It tries to hit you with its horseshoe drawer pull, but throws a shoe.

It tries to scratch you with its unsanded legs, but you dodge.

Fumble Message:

Its horseshoe drawer pull gets turned upside down, and it retreats to get the thing flipped back over before all the luck runs out of it. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

You investigate the now-still nightstand...

Occurs at The Haunted Bedroom.