Angry raccoon puppet
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|Angry raccoon puppet|
|Locations||The Road to the White Citadel|
|Monster Parts||head, leg, tail, torso|
Out of nowhere, you are attacked by a snarling, biting mass of felt shaped like a raccoon! This is the single angriest puppet you’ve ever seen, and it’s not cookies that it wants to eat…
The Angry raccoon rakes your <solar plexus> with its horrible puppet claws. Ouch! Argh!
The angry raccoon puppet bites you viciously on the <shins> with its razor-sharp felt teeth. Argh! Ow!
It shows you the true fury of an animal that spends its entire life with someone's hand up its butt. Ooh! Ugh! Oof!
The angry raccoon puppet tries to bite you with its razor-sharp felt teeth, but you manage to get your face out of the way just in time.
The angry raccoon puppet swipes its claws at you, but you barely manage to hold it at bay.
Instead of attacking you, it does a little musical number about the dangers of rabies. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*|
|You acquire an item: felt (2.5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: googly eye (2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: stuffing (2.4% chance)*|
|You gain 8-9 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Road to the White Citadel.
- This adventure refers to the raccoon in the movie Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. In one scene, a crazed raccoon gets into the car and attacks Harold. (It's meant to be a real raccoon, but it's quite obviously a puppet.)
- "It's not cookies that it wants to eat" may be a reference to Cookie Monster, a puppet character from Sesame Street.