Angry piñata
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 You're fighting an angry piñataThis is a creature made from papier-mâché and straw, hollowed out and full of tasty candy. His entire purpose in life is to be beaten until his body breaks open so people can eat his insides. Wouldn't you be angry?
Hit Message(s):
It pelts you with hard candy, like a psychopathic shriner. Eek! Ow!
It pounds you in the <arse> with an exceptionally heavy paper-mache appendage. Ouch! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
It hurls a wad of candy directly into your mouth. Urrgh! Tamarind! Ugh! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
It pelts you with hard candy, but your pelt is too thick for the candy to hurt.
It tries to pound you with one of its paper-mache appendages, but it breaks off before it does any damage.
Fumble Message:
It tries to bite you, forgetting that it doesn't actually have a functional mouth.
Occurs at South of The Border.
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