Angry bugbear
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 You're fighting an angry bugbearSix bugbears forward and five bugbears back, this is about as angry a bugbear as you've ever seen. He's mad as Hey Deze, and he's not going to take it anymore.
Hit Message(s):
It angrily smashes you in the <solar plexus> with its big, heavy claws. Ugh! Oof! Argh!
It flies into a rage. And by 'flies,' I mean 'sinks its claws,' and by 'a rage,' I mean 'your <solar plexus>.' Ouch! Eek! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
The bugbear strikes down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. And its claws. Mostly its claws, actually. Ugh! Argh! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to claw you, but you point out a 'no-claws clause' in your adventurer's contract.
It flies into a rage and blindly throws punches. Fortunately, he's so mad he couldn't hit the barn side of a broad.
Fumble Message:
The bugbear gets so angry that it's beside itself. Then it accidentally attacks itself instead of you.
Occurs at The Bugbear Pens (pre-Felonia).
References
- The description text refers to the most famous quote from the movie Network: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
- The description is a reference to the song "Angry Inch" from the musical and movie Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
- The Critical Hit message is a reference to Pulp Fiction, which in turn was supposedly a quote from the Bible: "...And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
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