Angry Space Marine
|Angry Space Marine|
|Locations||Anywhere, 7-21 turns after leveling to level 7, reappearing every 10-15 turns until you defeat him|
"RIP AND TEAR!"
A muscley soldier in green body-armor and a space helmet kicks down the door* and charges at you, fists swinging -- despite the ludicrous amounts of weaponry you can see strapped to his back. Through the visor of his helmet, you can see that his teeth are bared and clenched (and he's foaming at the mouth slightly), and his eyes are so bloodshot as to be almost entirely red.
"RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!"
Holy crap, is he on PCP or something?
* Let's just assume that you happen to be somewhere with a door.
He punches you in the gut, grabs your spinal cord, and yanks on it, making your hand rise up and smack you across the face. That's the part that really hurts. Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Oof!
He says, "You are huge! That means you have huge guts!" and he pulls some out of your stomach to prove it. Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ow!
He shuffles sideways, firing his machine gun at you until it runs out of ammo. Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Eek!
He shouts, "Dance! Dance, bonedaddy!" and sprays you with machine gun fire. Like that's gonna put you in a dancing mood. Yeesh. Ow! Ow! Oof! Ugh!
He whips out a chainsaw, grunts "Groovy," and severs your <bung>. Eek! Argh! Argh! Ouch!
He shouts, "You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!" Then he ventilates you with a railgun, but really, it's the insult that stings. Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
He says, "You are huge! That means you have huge guts!" You thank him for the compliment.
He swings a chainsaw at you, but you point out that you're not a tree.
He shouts, "Dance! Dance, bonedaddy!" and applauds after you do the Charleston.
His gun runs out of ammo, so he tosses it aside and readies another one.
He says, "My will is strong, and my gun is very, very large." You ask if he's compensating for something.
He shouts, "You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!" You remind him that you're already dead, and he looks confused. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: hunter brain (100% chance)*|
Occurs after reaching level 7 on a Zombie Slayer path.
- A clear parody of "Doomguy" as he appears in the Doom Comic.
- The "Groovy" chainsaw attack message is a reference to Ash from the film Evil Dead II.