Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
This appears to be some kind of limited-edition variant of Angry Farmer candy. It's still basically a little brick of artificially-flavored sugar, but it somehow exudes an aura of frustration and ennui.
(In-game plural: Angry Farmer's Wife Candies)
|You eat the Angry Farmer's Wife Candy. It tastes like having your spouse never at home because they're always hard at work on the farm, never giving you the intimacy you need. And raspberry.|
- The adventure that gives this, as well as the description and effect, reference the "Desperate Housewife" cliche, which might, in turn, be a reference to the show "Desperate Housewives."
- This item references the existing Angry Farmer candy item, which in turn is a reference to Jolly Rancher candy
|TOP 10 Angry Farmer's Wife Candy collections|
6. HyperJ1 - 357 | 7. Grokly - 327 | 8. Mistress of the Obvious - 296 | 9. whizdad - 288 | 10. LEMMING53 - 283
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings