Ancient insane monk
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This room is the home
of an ancient insane monk,
and you're trespassing. | |
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Venerable monk,
as old as he is insane
and, like, twice as mean.
or
This studious monk
went nuts from contemplating
too many koans. |
Miss Message(s):
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| He swings, he misses.
In the distance, crickets chirp.
He walks off, pouting.
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| Herons by a lake
lilies in a limpid pool
(his attack just failed.)
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| All his attacks fail
like a n00bish grasshopper
he has much to learn.
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| "I'm not the buddha!"
The monk listens, considers,
doesn't attack you.
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Occurs at The Haiku Dungeon.
Notes
References
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| "I'm not the buddha!"
The monk listens, considers,
doesn't attack you.
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refers to the Buddhist saying "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
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