An Interesting Choice

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An Interesting Choice

As you're negotiating one of the paths through the Spooky Forest, you encounter a vampire. He doesn't seem to have noticed you -- how would you like to proceed?

You pull out your notepad and your tape recorder, and conduct a lengthy interview with this Aristocrat of the Night. You manage to make him sound pretty good, despite his horrible speech impediment and that story about eating the rats that he insisted on bringing up over and over again.

You bum rush the vampire and hold him up against a tree while you ask him a series of questions. You're so intimidating that he seems to forget about his fangs, or the fact that he could easily transform into a mist and escape your clutches.

Your mad intimidation skills make you feel big and tough.

You charge at the vampire. Like a rhino, not like with a credit card. But not like the rhino in that joke about the rhino and the credit card.

spooky vampire -- (edit metadata)
spooky vampire	Item Drops: vampire cape Quest Items: vampire heart Meat Drop: 4-7 Substat Gain: 1 Monster Level: 3 Moxie for No Hit*: 10 Hit Points: 2 Elemental Resistance: spooky Elemental Weakness: hot and stench Physical Resistance: none Note: The vampire heart only drops if you have wooden stakes equipped. Note: Shirt will not drop unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.

Occurs at The Spooky Forest.

[edit] Notes

• Was added on April 11, 2006 along with some other Spooky Forest content.

[edit] References

• The first option refers to the book Interview with the Vampire.
• The text for "Inter the vampire" refers to the following old joke:

Q: How do you keep a rhinoceros from charging?

A: Take away his credit card.