Amateur ninja
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From near the shadows
slinks this amateur ninja.
A half-assassin. | |
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A slacker in black,
he dropped out of ninja school.
He's deadly... sort of.` |
Miss Message(s):
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| He flails wildly 'round
gentle breezes waft by you
man, this guy sure sucks.
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| Tranquil summer nights
much like his attack attempts
do not hurt at all.
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| He throws shuriken
they all make a meaty *thunk*
on the wall near you.
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| A gentle zephyr
caresses your neck and ear
as his blade swings past.
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| Wind through the bamboo
cherry blossoms slowly fall
he fails to attack.
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  Meat | You gain 16-24 Meat. (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
Occurs at The Haiku Dungeon.
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