Alice's Army Spearsman
Name:Pepper "Spear" Mint
Pepper Mint never intended to be a fighter. She never intended to pick up a big, long spear and stick it into people until they went "AUUUGH," or some variant of the same. All she wanted was to make a pair, settle down, and raise her own full house. When the Jack of Clubs came calling, she went all in.
But the Jack turned out to be a Knave, and her straight path turned into a royal flush when he dumped her. So she turned to pole dancing, with a twist: she put a sharp point on the end of the pole, and used it to make anyone who crossed her path dance very energetically, messily, and briefly.
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
(In-game plural: Alice's Army Spearsmen)