Adventurer, $1.99
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Adventurer, $1.99
Deep in the bowels of The "Fun" House, you encounter a large iron door with a hideous clown face painted on it. The nose appears to glowing.
- With 3 Clownosity or fewer:
The clown's eyes pop open, and glow with a malevolent red light as they look you up and down. Then, the hallway fills with the sound of hideous mocking laughter as the clown's mouth opens, and a napalm-cream pie springs out, coating you with flaming jellied petroleum. The experience is incredibly painful, and not particularly amusing.
Something tells you you wouldn't have gotten that reaction if you looked more like a clown. That something is this bit of really obvious exposition.
- With 4 Clownosity or more:
You decide that whatever's behind that door, it's probably something you don't want to be messing with right now. You're pretty happy with that decision.
Occurs at The "Fun" House.
Notes
- Selecting "Let sleeping doors lie" does not cost an adventure.
- Your total Clownosity is determined by adding up the individual Clownosity of each distinct item currently being worn:
- Two Clownosity:
- One Clownosity:
- Zero Clownosity:
- Only one of each kind of equipment counts towards your current Clownosity. Example: Dual-wielding clown whips while wearing three big red clown noses is only 3 Clownosity, not 7.
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