Admiral Crotch Rickets, the Chesteran

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Admiral Crotch Rickets, the Chesteran
Admiral Crotch Rickets, the Chesteran

Chester! You're back! Quick, everyone, shave the hamsters and melt the wax! Everything has to be perfect!

Oh, you're not Chester, you're just some kid in a costume. Well tell me, little <boy/girl>, do you like candy? I have a whole bag of candy in my --

Oh, right. This is the one night out of the year where I'm actually supposed to give people candy. Here, take it and leave. Unless you want to help me look for my poor, lost, cute little puppy . . .

Hob-o.gifYou acquire an item: fry-oil-flavored Hob-O

Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Tawdry Tramp Togs.