Acoustic guitarrr
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acoustic guitarrr
This is a guitarrr. It used to belong to a pirate. He probably used it to play songs about the starrrs, and how farrr he was from his favorite barrr. Because, y'know, he had a pet barrr back on shore.
You could probably use this to sit on a street corner and beg for Meat. Hippy.
(Meat Pasting component)
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)
Power: 140
Moxie Required: 55
Selling Price: 105 Meat.
Enchantment:
+2% Meat from Monsters
( In-game plural: acoustic guitarrrs) Obtained From
- Belowdecks
- grungy pirate
Uses
Messages
You play an acoustic version of "American Pie." Around verse eight, <it> falls asleep and smacks <its> head on a rock for X damage. ZAP! KERBLAM! WHACK!
You play an acoustic version of a country-and-western song. <It> gets an achy, breaky heart and takes X damage. BOOF! BOINK! BARF!
You play an acoustic version of a heavy metal song. It's not the greatest song ever, but it's certainly a good tribute, and just hearing it makes <it> take X damage. BONK! SPLAT! BARF!
You play an acoustic version of a rock-and-roll ballad. <It> tries to hold up a lighter in tribute, and burns <itself> for X damage. BOINK! WHACK! WHAM!
Notes
- You start playing the guitarrr, but you only know two chords, and it takes you 10 or 15 seconds to switch between them.
References
- Hidden inside the item description is an HTML comment containing a quote from a Freakazoid! episode in which a hippy plays a guitar and sings the words "Hey man, whoa man, hey man, whoa man, hey man, hey man, I hate you all, give me money, hey man, whoa man".
- The hit message "You play an acoustic version of a heavy metal song. It's not the greatest song ever, but it's certainly a good tribute" is a reference to the song "Tribute" from the rock band Tenacious D.
- The hit message "<It> gets an achy, breaky heart" is a reference to the song "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus.
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