Acoustic guitarrr

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acoustic guitarrr
acoustic guitarrr

This is a guitarrr. It used to belong to a pirate. He probably used it to play songs about the starrrs, and how farrr he was from his favorite barrr. Because, y'know, he had a pet barrr back on shore.

You could probably use this to sit on a street corner and beg for Meat. Hippy.

(Meat Pasting component)
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)
Damage: 14 - 28
Moxie Required: 55
Selling Price: 105 Meat.

+8% Meat from Monsters


(In-game plural: acoustic guitarrrs)
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Item number: 404
Description ID: 192841141
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Obtained From

Belowdecks
grungy pirate

Uses

Messages

You play an acoustic version of "American Pie." Around verse eight, <it> falls asleep and smacks <its> head on a rock for X damage. BONK! ZOT! BOINK!
You play an acoustic version of a country-and-western song. <It> gets an achy, breaky heart and takes X damage. BONK! BARF! SOCKO!
You play an acoustic version of a heavy metal song. It's not the greatest song ever, but it's certainly a good tribute, and just hearing it makes <it> take X damage. SMACK! ZOT! SMACK!
You play an acoustic version of a rock-and-roll ballad. <It> tries to hold up a lighter in tribute, and burns <itself> for X damage. ZOT! WHAM! BAM!
You swing your acoustic guitarrr over your head and bring it crashing down on <it> for X damage, feeling vaguely Townshend-y. WHACK! SOCKO! BOOF!

Notes

  • Was formerly able to be used at the three Stone Mariachis.
  • Needed for the Pagoda Quest.
  • On May 28, 2006, this item was changed from being a usable item to a weapon. It was briefly a 1-handed weapon. Using this item from the inventory before this date yielded the following message:
You start playing the guitarrr, but you only know two chords, and it takes you 10 or 15 seconds to switch between them.

References

  • Hidden inside the item description is an HTML comment containing a quote from a Freakazoid! episode in which a hippy plays a guitar and sings the words "Hey man, whoa man, hey man, whoa man, hey man, hey man, I hate you all, give me money, hey man, whoa man".
  • The hit message "You play an acoustic version of a heavy metal song. It's not the greatest song ever, but it's certainly a good tribute" is a reference to the song "Tribute" from the rock band Tenacious D.
  • The hit message "<It> gets an achy, breaky heart" is a reference to the song "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus.

See Also

Collection

TOP 10 acoustic guitarrr collections
1. tehDangrUs - 3073 | 2. prETty - 2501 | 3. JCS - 2179 | 4. BonJonBovi - 2160 | 5. Bob the Tea - 2112
6. Vaan the Nasty - 1674 | 7. Mikemtl - 1337 | 8. Farflier - 1164 | 9. Mistress of the Obvious - 1022 | 10. Tazy - 1011
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings