Accordion Bash

Accordion Bash

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 5
usable once per fight

The best defense is a good offense, and the best offense is a heavy accordion.

Stun an opponent by hitting them with your accordion

You bash your foe in the head with your <accordion>, knocking him silly.

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You play an ominous "Dum Dum DUUUUUUM" on your <accordion>, then bash him with it, almost knocking him out.

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You have a ball playing your <accordion>, then bash him with the ball, knocking him silly.

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You play the Beer Barrel Polka on your <accordion>, then bash him with the barrel, knocking him silly.

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You play the Impromptu Concussion Polka on your <accordion>, then bash him with it to give him one.

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You play the Licorice Whip Polka with your <accordion>, then whip him with the licorice stick, spinning him silly.

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You play the Knock You Silly Polka on your <accordion>. Then you smack it with the heavy instrument, knocking it silly.

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You play "shave and a haircut" on your Cajun accordion, then bash it twice for the "two bits" part, knocking it for a loop.

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You play a clashing, off-key melody on your <accordion>, then bash it with it, knocking it goofy.

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You bash the keys of your <accordion>, then bash him with the <accordion>, knocking him dizzy

Notes

This skill is only available if you have an accordion equipped. Non-Accordion Thief players may use a toy accordion or an antique accordion.
Stuns opponent for X combat rounds, including casting round.
- X is equal to 3 + (max(0,SD-10)/3), where SD is the song duration of the accordion. Thus a quirky accordion stuns for 3 rounds, while a zombie accordion stuns for 6-7 rounds.
While in effect, each round of combat (including the first) will display the message:

Your opponent is still reeling from that accordion injury.

Your opponent recovers from his accordion-related injury.