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This is a comprehensive list of all Accessories in the game, by default sorted by requirement. Accessories are primarily based on Mysticality as requirement and give a wide variety of effects. Since there are three accessory slots, some can only be equipped once. At present, there are no means to increase the number of slots, even though the items are "applied" to various body parts.

Name Req Chars (incl. space) Notes
BOOtonniere 200 Mys 11
Chester's Aquarius medallion 200 Mys 28
Chester's moustache 200 Mox 19
Chester's sunglasses 200 Mox 20
corncob pipe 200 Mys 12
  • Muscle +10%
  • May not equip more than one
crusty hula hoop 200 Mys 16
cursed ring finger ring 200 Mys 23
cursed scrunchie 200 Mys 16
  • All Attributes +10%
  • May not equip more than one
dead guy's memento 200 Mys 18
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge 200 Mys 29
eerie fetish 200 Mys 12
frayed rope belt 200 Mys 16
  • Moxie +10%
  • May not equip more than one
Frosty's carrot 200 Mus 15
grandfather watch 200 Mys 17
guts necklace 200 Mys 13
hardened slime belt 200 Mys 19
hobo stogie 200 Mys 11
Hodgman's bow tie 200 Mys 17
Hodgman's lucky sock 200 Mys 20
hopping socks 200 Mys 13
lucky bottlecap 200 Mys 15
  • All Attributes +5%
  • May not equip more than one
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 200 Mys 26
moon-amber necklace 200 Mys 19
mime army infiltration glove 200 Mox 28
mime army insignia (cryonics) 200 Mys 29
mime army insignia (espionage) 200 Mox 30
mime army insignia (infantry) 200 Mus 29
mime army insignia (intelligence) 200 Mys 33
mime army insignia (morale) 200 Mys 27
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 200 Mys 42
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 200 Mys 33
  • Gotten by using a warehouse key
  • Convert all your elemental bonus damage to Hot Damage
    • Works for any "Highest hot damage and hot spell damage" PvP mini on offense only.
  • May not equip more than one
mime army insignia (sanitation) 200 Mys 31
Mr. Joe's bangles 200 Mys 17
Ol' Scratch's manacles 200 Mys 22
old ball and chain 200 Mys 18
old soft shoes 200 Mys 14
Oscus's pelt 200 Mys 12
rainbow pearl earring 200 Mys 21
rainbow pearl necklace 200 Mys 22
  • All Attributes +15
  • Spell Damage +200
  • May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl ring 200 Mys 18
rickety old unicycle 200 Mox 20
rope with some soap on it 200 Mys 25
slime-covered necklace 200 Mys 22
  • +50 Damage against Slimes
  • All Attributes +6
  • Maximum HP +200
tonguebone 200 Mys 10
Uncle Hobo's belt 200 Mys 17
  • Mysticality +15%
  • +25% Meat from Monsters
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Uncle Hobo's epic beard 200 Mys 23
  • Part of Uncle Hobo's Rags
  • Muscle +20%
  • +6 Adventures per day when equipped (+9 in December)
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 200 Mys 37
  • Moxie +15%
  • +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
vial of hot blood 200 Mys 17
warm fur 200 Mys 8
Zombo's skull ring 200 Mys 18
baneful bandolier 150 Mus 17
Belt of Loathing 150 Mox 16
malevolent medallion 150 Mys 20
Pocket Square of Loathing 150 Mys 25
Treads of Loathing 150 Mus 18
Ass-Stompers of Violence 125 Mus 24
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred 125 Mox 24
  • Part of the Hateful Habiliment
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • Reduce enemy defense by 10%.
  • Spell Damage +60%
  • Restores HP on runaway
  • May not equip more than one
Girdle of Hatred 125 Mus 16
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 125 Mys 31
warbear electric warscarf 110 Mys 25
warbear nuclear bowtie 110 Mys 22
  • +60 WarBear Armor Penetration
  • Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
  • All Attributes -25%
  • May not equip more than one
warbear polarized goggles 110 Mys 25
Dinsey's glove 100 Mox 14
Dinsey's oculus 100 Mus 15
Drunkula's ring of haze 100 Mys 23
Helps-You-Sleep 100 Mox 15
HOA zombie eyes 100 Mys 15
  • Monsters will be more attracted to you.
  • All Attributes-100%
  • +10 Stats per Fight
  • May not equip more than one
Mayor Ghost's sash 100 Mys 18
Protects-Your-Junk 100 Mox 18
Quiets-Your-Steps 100 Mox 17
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 85 Mys 28
amber aviator shades 85 Mys 20
aquamariner's necklace 85 Mys 22
aquamariner's ring 85 Mys 18
Blue Diamond of Honesty 85 Mys 23
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 85 Mys 25
diving muff 85 Mys 11
fudgecycle 85 Mys 10
Green Clover of Justice 85 Mys 23
hare pin 85 Mox 8
Iron Beta of Industry 85 Mys 21
jam band 85 Mys 8
Lead Zeta of Chastity 85 Mys 21
long-forgotten necklace 85 Mys 23
Mer-kin dragbelt 85 Mus 16
Mer-kin eyeglasses 85 Mys 18
Mer-kin gutgirdle 85 Mox 17
Mer-kin prayerbeads 85 Mys 19
  • Makes you feel uneasy
Mer-kin thighguard 85 Mys 18
Mer-kin waistrope 85 Mys 17
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 85 Mys 25
Orange Star of Sacrifice 85 Mys 24
Order of the Silver Wossname 85 Mys 28
ornamental sextant 85 Mys 18
  • All Attributes +15%
pearl diver's necklace 85 Mys 22
pearl diver's ring 85 Mys 18
Pink Heart of Spirit 85 Mys 20
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 85 Mys 25
Red Balloon of Valor 85 Mys 20
sea holster 85 Mys 11
shark tooth necklace 85 Mys 20
stinky fannypack 85 Mys 16
teflon swim fins 85 Mus 16
Uranium Omega of Temperance 85 Mys 27
velcro boots 85 Mys 12
vinyl boots 85 Mox 11
water-polo mitt 85 Mys 15
Yellow Moon of Compassion 85 Mys 25
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 85 Mys 25
booty chest charrrm bracelet 80 Mys 28
cannonball charrrm bracelet 80 Mys 27
  • Explodes randomly in combat, doing Hot Damage to your opponent and you
  • May not equip more than one
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 80 Mys 32
round green sunglasses 80 Mys 22
shiny hood ornament 80 Mys 19
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 80 Mys 30
blackberry combat boots 75 Mus 23
blackberry galoshes 75 Mox 19
  • All Attributes +7
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
blackberry moccasins 75 Mys 20
blackberry slippers 75 Mys 19
Elmley shades 75 Mys 13
energy drink IV 75 Mys 15
  • Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure
  • May not equip more than one
furniture dolly 75 Mys 15
gearbox necklace 75 Mys 16
plexiglass pendant 75 Mys 18
  • Never Fumble
  • Moxie +30%
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
  • AT's HCO reward
  • May not equip more than one
plexiglass pinky ring 75 Mys 21
plexiglass pocketwatch 75 Mys 22
ratskin belt 75 Mys 12
rusty chain necklace 75 Mys 20
Spacegate diplomat's insignia 70 Mox 29
Spacegate military insignia 70 Mus 27
Spacegate scientist's insignia 70 Mys 30
spark plug earring 75 Mys 18
woven baling wire bracelets 75 Mys 27
wrench bracelet 75 Mys 15
Gaia beads 72 Mys 10
hippy medical kit 72 Mys 17
attorney's badge 70 Mys 16
  • Blocks monster actions like a Levitating Potato 33% of the time
  • May not equip more than one
bejeweled pledge pin 70 Mys 20
round purple sunglasses 70 Mys 23
Ankh of Badahnkadh 67 Mys 18
Iiti Kitty phone charm 67 Mys 22
bewitching boots 65 Mys 16
bitter bowtie 65 Mox 13
bottle opener belt buckle 65 Mys 25
brazen bracelet 65 Mus 15
compression stocking 65 Mys 20
headhunter necktie 65 Mys 18
hippy protest button 65 Mys 20
Jefferson wings 65 Mys 15
kick-ass kicks 65 Mys 14
Lockenstock™ sandals 65 Mys 26
molten medallion 65 Mys 16
monstrous monocle 65 Mus 17
musty moccasins 65 Mox 15
red masque 65 Mys 10
sealhide belt 65 Mys 13
  • Maximum HP/MP +25
sealhide gloves 65 Mys 15
  • Weapon Damage +10
sealhide moccasins 65 Mys 18
  • All Attributes +5
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
sphygmomanometer 65 Mys 16
head mirror 62 Mys 11
pygmy nose-bone 62 Mys 15
  • Moxie +7
  • May not equip more than one
surgical mask 62 Mys 13
black belt 60 Mys 10
candy necklace 60 Mox 14
  • Quest Item for Disco Bandit Nemesis quest
  • +10% Candy Drops from Monsters
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Choker of the Ultragoth 60 Mys 23
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Spooky Spells
  • May not equip more than one
clingfilm slippers 60 Mys 18
cyborg stompin' boot 60 Mus 20
Earring of Fire 60 Mys 15
glowing red eye 60 Mys 15
groovy prism necklace 60 Mys 21
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 60 Mys 31
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 60 Mys 26
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Cold Spells
  • May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 60 Mys 18
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Cold Damage
  • May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beerring 60 Mys 17
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 60 Mys 26
Mudflap-Girl Earring 60 Mys 20
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 60 Mys 21
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Ring 60 Mys 17
Nose Ring of Putrescence 60 Mys 24
The One Mood Ring 60 Mys 13
  • Muscle +X%
  • Mysticality +X%
  • Moxie +X%
  • +Y to Monster Level
pacifier necklace 60 Mox 17
  • Quest Item for Disco Bandit Nemesis quest
  • +20 Sleaze Damage
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pendant of Fire 60 Mys 15
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • May not equip more than one
Pendant of Gargalesis 60 Mys 21
  • Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure
pirate fledges 60 Mys 14
Putrid Pendant 60 Mys 14
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Stench Spells
  • May not equip more than one
red badge 60 Mys 9
The Ring 60 Mys 8
Ring of Fire 60 Mys 12
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Hot Damage
  • May not equip more than one
Ring of the Sewer Snake 60 Mys 23
Sketcherz™ 60 Mys 10
sneakeasies 60 Mox 11
sock garters 60 Mys 12
  • So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
solid gold pegleg 60 Mys 17
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 60 Mys 28
Unspeakable Earring 60 Mys 19
warbear fleece-lined warscarf 60 Mys 29
warbear plasma bowtie 60 Mys 20
  • +40 WarBear Armor Penetration
  • May not equip more than one
warbear snowblindness goggles 60 Mys 29
  • +10% Items from WarBears
  • May not equip more than one
spaghetti cult rosary 55 Mys 21
  • Maximum MP +50
Bram's choker 50 Mys 13
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 50 Mus 29
glass eye 50 Mys 9
heart of the volcano 50 Mys 20
  • Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
  • Regenerate 2-5 MP per adventure
mafia pointer finger ring 50 Mus 25
  • +15% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Muscle +15%
  • Take advantage of critical moments.
    • You gain double the monster's base meat drop on the first critical hit of the combat.
    • If any meat is stolen this way, the monster's attack and defense is delevellled by 6-10
  • May not equip more than one.
plaid pocket square 50 Mys 19
pogo stick 50 Mys 10
Red Fox glove 50 Mys 13
  • +5% Critical Hit Chance
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
  • Regular attacks can't miss
  • May not equip more than one
sardine can key 50 Mus 15
  • +40 Cold Damage
  • Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4)
  • +60% Food Drops from Monsters
spiky turtle shoulderpads 50 Mus 25
super-strong air freshener 50 Mys 26
Wal-Mart nametag 50 Mys 16
shamanic beads 47 Mys 14
vampire pearl earring 47 Mys 21
  • Regenerate 4-14 MP per adventure
  • May not equip more than one
witch wart 47 Mys 10
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 45 Mys 36
  • Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master
  • Mysticality +11
  • Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
  • Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
beaten-up Chucks 45 Mys 16
bejeweled cufflinks 45 Mys 19
Bling of the New Wave 45 Mox 21
  • Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord
  • Moxie +11
  • Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure
  • 1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
bone spurs 45 Mys 10
  • Part of the Thousandth Birthday Suit
  • +20 to Monster Level
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
chintzy accordion pin 45 Mox 21
chintzy disco ball pendant 45 Mox 26
chintzy noodle ring 45 Mys 19
chintzy saucepan earring 45 Mys 24
chintzy seal pendant 45 Mus 20
chintzy turtle brooch 45 Mus 21
Claw of the Infernal Seal 45 Mus 25
  • Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher
  • Muscle +11
  • Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure
  • 5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day*
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
enormous hoop earring 45 Mys 21
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 45 Mus 28
giant motorcycle boots 45 Mus 22
  • +10 Damage vs. Ghosts
  • Muscle +5
  • May not equip more than one
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 45 Mys 31
  • Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro
  • Mysticality +11
  • Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
  • 3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day*
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 45 Mox 32
Mafia middle finger ring 45 Mus 24
  • Weapon Damage +13%
  • Muscle +13%
  • Show enemies your ring once a day!
    • A 13-MP combat skill that gives a free banish of the current monster for 60 turns or until rollover
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 45 Mys 29
tube sock 45 Mys 9
  • Moxie +20
  • May not equip more than one
badge of authority 40 Mys 18
bakelite badge 40 Mys 14
bakelite belt 40 Mys 13
bakelite brooch 40 Mys 15
belt of Ogrekind 40 Mus 16
eXtreme mittens 40 Mys 15
fiberglass fannypack 40 Mys 20
fiberglass fingerguard 40 Mys 22
filigreed hamethyst earring 40 Mys 27
filigreed hamethyst necklace 40 Mys 28
filigreed hamethyst ring 40 Mys 24
Krampus Horn 40 Mys 12
  • Crimbo 2016 item
  • So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
  • +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Greatly improves chances of finding lumps and sludge
  • Doubles your damage against Bad Vibes
  • May not equip more than one
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 40 Mys 30
mafia thumb ring 40 Mus 16
  • Weapon Damage +11%
  • Muscle +11%
  • Occasionally knock your opponent into last week
    • Some gives an adventure after non-free fights
  • May not equip more than one
marble magnet 40 Mys 13
  • Part of the Marble Materials
  • Mysticality +20%
  • Spell Damage +30%
  • Damages enemies who hit you
  • May not equip more than one.
marble medallion 40 Mox 16
Master Thief's utility belt 40 Mox 27
porcelain phantom mask 40 Mys 22
  • Part of the Ceramic Suit
  • +20% Accessory Drops from Monsters
  • Moxie +20%
  • Adds Spooky Damage to Bawdy Refrain
pulled porquoise earring 40 Mys 24
pulled porquoise pendant 40 Mys 24
pulled porquoise ring 40 Mys 21
red shoe 40 Mys 8
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you
  • May not equip more than one
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 40 Mys 27
solid baconstone earring 40 Mys 24
solid baconstone necklace 40 Mys 25
solid baconstone ring 40 Mys 21
tarnished tastevin 40 Mys 18
Duskwalker fangs 37 Mys 16
amulet of extreme plot significance 35 Mys 35
ankleweights 35 Mys 12
badass belt 35 Mys 11
  • All Attributes +5
bezoar ring 35 Mys 11
  • Protects the wearer from poison
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 35 Mus 27
cement shoes 35 Mys 12
Claybender glasses 35 Mys 18
colored-light "necklace" 35 Mys 24
crystal belt buckle 35 Mys 19
  • Untradeable Crimbo 2016 item
  • Maximum MP +25
  • Spell Damage +10
  • Improves your ability to align chakras
doll-eye amulet 35 Mys 15
droll monocle 35 Mys 13
fancy black tie 35 Mys 15
flapper floppers 35 Mys 16
floaty rock necklace 35 Mys 20
giant pinky ring 35 Mys 16
heat-resistant gloves 35 Mox 21
heat-resistant necktie 35 Mys 22
hockey stick of furious angry rage 35 Mys 34
imitation nice watch 35 Mys 20
Mafia bow tie 35 Mys 13
Mafia stogie 35 Mys 12
mafia pinky ring 35 Mus 16
  • Weapon Damage +10%
  • Muscle +10%
  • Fine wines will taste a bit finer
    • Adds 12.5% extra adventures (rounded to nearest integer) when drinking specific wines.
  • May not equip more than one.
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 35 Mys 23
numberwang 35 Mys 10
outlaw bandana 35 Mox 14
Roman sadnals 35 Mys 13
  • +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
Space Trip safety headphones 35 Mys 28
  • -100 to Monster Level
  • Damage Reduction: 10
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
streetfighting champion's belt 35 Mus 30
  • Maximum HP/MP +40
  • Regenerate 6-8 HP and MP per adventure
  • +5% chance of Critical Hit
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
support cummerbund 35 Mys 18
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 35 Mys 31
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress 35 Mys 30
vampire pearl necklace 35 Mys 22
  • Regenerate 6-18 HP per adventure
  • May not equip more than one
vampire pearl ring 35 Mys 18
warbear dress bracers 35 Mys 21
white earbuds 35 Mys 13
  • Stupendous Spooky Resistance (+4)
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
  • -11 to Monster Level
  • May not equip more than one
orc wrist 32 Mys 9
SMOOCH spaulders 32 Mys 16
barrel beryl choker 30 Mys 19
barrel beryl nose ring 30 Mys 22
barrel beryl ring 30 Mys 17
Brimstone Bracelet 30 Mys 18
Brimstone Brooch 30 Mys 16
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth 30 Mys 19
  • Moxie +43
  • Can be used once per day to summon three free drinks
  • Unique item
expensive camera 30 Mys 16
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 30 Mox 32
  • Moxie +25%
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
Frown Exerciser 30 Mys 15
gnatwing earring 30 Mys 16
mafia organizer badge 30 Mus 21
  • +2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • Grants access to organized action areas
  • May not equip more than one.
Othello's handkerchief 30 Mys 22
  • +10 Othello Skill
pig-iron bracers 30 Mox 16
SMOOCH kneepads 30 Mys 15
stainless steel scarf 30 Mys 21
stainless steel solitaire 30 Mys 25
stainless steel suspenders 30 Mys 26
stolen necklace 30 Mys 15
tap shoes 30 Mys 9
tortoboggan 30 Mox 11
Voluminous Radio Sneakers 30 Mox 25
worksite credentials 30 Mox 20
  • +1 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • Grants access to worksites
  • May not equip more than one.
screwing pooch 27 Mys 14
SMOOCH bracers 27 Mys 14
Bonerdagon necklace 25 Mys 19
Boris's ring 25 Mys 12
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 25 Mys 28
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 25 Mys 33
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 25 Mys 37
enchanted toothpick 25 Mys 19
freshwater pearl necklace 25 Mys 25
gingerbeard 25 Mys 11
  • +6 Adventures per day when equipped
    (+9 in December)
  • May not equip more than one
Jarlsberg's earring 25 Mys 19
The Lost Glasses 25 Mys 16
  • Reduce enemy defense by 15%
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
  • May not equip more than one
ring of adornment 25 Mys 17
ring of aggravate monster 25 Mys 25
ring of cold resistance 25 Mys 23
ring of conflict 25 Mys 16
ring of fire resistance 25 Mys 23
ring of gain strength 25 Mys 21
ring of increase damage 25 Mys 23
ring of teleportation 25 Mys 21
shiny tribal beads 25 Mys 18
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 25 Mys 26
stuffed shoulder parrot 25 Mys 23
Talisman o' Namsilat 25 Mys 15
  • All Attributes +3
  • Required to access The Palindome
  • May not equip more than one
phase-tuned shield generator belt 22 Mys 33
Saccharine Maple pendant 22 Mys 24
UV monocular 22 Mys 12
arrrgyle socks 20 Mys 14
beach glass necklace 20 Mys 20
candy dress shoes 20 Mus 17
  • Part of Gingerbread Best
  • Maximum HP +20
  • Weapon Damage +15
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • You May not equip more than one.
candy necktie 20 Mox 13
cheap sunglasses 20 Mys 16
chocolate pocketwatch 20 Mys 21
  • Part of Gingerbread Best
  • Maximum MP +20
  • Spell Damage +15
  • +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • You may not equip more than one.
Codpiece of the Goblin King 20 Mys 27
  • Moxie +7
  • May not equip more than one
Crimbolex watch 20 Mys 15
  • +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
  • Grants 100 Adventures of Watched Over at Rollover
    • +100% to all attributes
  • Does not stack with other watches
  • May not equip more than one
jangly bracelet 20 Mys 15
hemp string 20 Mys 11  
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 20 Mys 28
papier-masque 20 Mys 12
peace-sign necklace 20 Mys 19
phat turquoise bracelet 20 Mys 23
sk8board 20 Mys 8
spant shoulderpads 20 Mys 18
Boss Bat bling 17 Mys 14
duonoculars 17 Mys 11
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • +5 to Monster Level
Grimacite galoshes 17 Mys 18
Grimacite garter 17 Mys 16
Grimacite gorget 17 Mys 16
albatross necklace 15 Mys 18
enchanted handwarmer 15 Mys 20
ghost of a necklace 15 Mys 19
Grimacite gauntlets 15 Mys 19
Grimacite girdle 15 Mys 16
Grimacite go-go boots 15 Mys 21
imp unity ring 15 Mys 14
  • +5 Hot Damage
  • +5 Damage to Hot Spells
infernal insoles 15 Mys 16
junk band 15 Mys 9
lucky cat collar 15 Mys 16
lucky rabbit's foot 15 Mys 19
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 15 Mys 26
  • Can attack enemies
  • May not equip more than one
perfume-soaked bandana 15 Mys 22
spooky glove 15 Mys 12
tin star 15 Mys 8
toy crazy train 15 Mys 15
toy maglev monorail 15 Mys 19
toy train 15 Mys 9
wristwatch of the white knight 15 Mys 30
bottlecap turtle 12 Mys 16
rubber gloves 12 Mys 13
whalebone corset 12 Mys 16
  • Maximum HP -10
  • Damage Reduction: 5
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
elevennis shoes 11 Mys 15
  • All Attributes +11
  • Maximum HP/MP +11
acid-squirting flower 10 Mys 21
baconstone bracelet 10 Mys 19
baconstone earring 10 Mys 18
baconstone pendant 10 Mys 18
baconstone ring 10 Mys 15
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 10 Mys 32
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 10 Mys 29
battle broom 10 Mys 12
bauxite bow-tie 10 Mys 15
  • Mysticality +11
  • Maximum MP +X (23 + <toddlers>0.35)
  • Spell Damage +Y (23 + <toddlers>0.35)
big red clown nose 10 Mys 18
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 10 Mys 25
cement sandals 10 Mus 14
clown shoes 10 Mys 11
clownskin belt 10 Mys 14
dead guy's watch 10 Mys 16
disbelief suspenders 10 Mys 20
eXtreme nose ring 10 Mys 17
  • All Attributes +4
garish pinky ring 10 Mys 17
genie's bracers 10 Mys 15
glow-in-the-dark necklace 10 Mys 25
gnoll-tooth necklace 10 Mys 20
gumshoes 10 Mus 8
hamethyst bracelet 10 Mys 18
hamethyst earring 10 Mys 17
hamethyst necklace 10 Mys 18
hamethyst ring 10 Mys 14
moustache sock 10 Mus 14
Mr. Screege's spectacles 10 Mys 24
natty blue ascot 10 Mys 16
night-vision goggles 10 Mox 20
nicksilver ring 10 Mys 15
Pine-Fresh air freshener 10 Mys 24
polka-dot bow tie 10 Mys 17
porquoise bracelet 10 Mys 18
porquoise eyebrow ring 10 Mys 22
porquoise necklace 10 Mys 18
porquoise ring 10 Mys 14
power sock 10 Mus 10
nicksilver ring 10 Mys 15
Sasq™ watch 10 Mys 11
  • +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
  • +6 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
  • Grants 30 Adventures of The Rich Get Richer at Rollover
  • Will not stack with other watches
Scandalously Skimpy Bikini 10 Mys 26
  • A custom item given to sassylassy
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
  • May not equip more than one
severed rocking horse head 10 Mys 26
  • All Attributes +3
shiny ring 10 Mys 10
  • All Attributes +3
sicksilver ring 10 Mys 15
slicksilver ring 10 Mys 16
smooth velvet hanky 10 Mys 19
  • +1 Disco Style
  • You may not equip more than one
smooth velvet pocket square 10 Mys 27
  • +1 Disco Style
  • You may not equip more than one
smooth velvet socks 10 Mys 19
  • +1 Disco Style
  • You may not equip more than one
snow belly 10 Mys 9
sour ball and chain 10 Mys 19
Spookyraven signet 10 Mys 18
steel knuckles 10 Mus 14
  • +30 Damage to Unarmed Attacks
string of moist beads 10 Mys 21
thicksilver ring 10 Mys 16
ticksilver ring 10 Mys 15
tie-dyed fannypack 10 Mys 18
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 10 Mys 28
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 10 Mys 24
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 10 Mys 27
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 10 Mys 27
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 10 Mys 29
tiny plastic protector spectre 10 Mys 30
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 10 Mys 27
training belt 10 Mus 13
  • Weapon Damage -50%
  • +25 to Monster Level
  • Muscle +25%
training legwarmers 10 Mys 19
walrus-tusk earring 10 Mys 19
warbear goggles 10 Mys 15
warbear laser bowtie 10 Mys 20
warbear warscarf 10 Mys 16
wool sock 10 Mys 9
wicksilver ring 10 Mys 15
boxing glove 7 Mys 12
dope gangsta bling-bling 7 Mys 24
furry green earmuffs 7 Mys 20
oven mitts 7 Mys 10
bark bracelet 5 Mys 13
bejeweled accordion strap 5 Mox 25
chocolate rabbit's foot 5 Mys 23
ironic oversized sunglasses 5 Mys 27
ladle of mystery 5 Mys 16
tiny plastic Susie 5 Mys 18
  • All Attributes +5
white belt 5 Mys 10
ye olde golde frontes 5 Mox 21
  • Muscle +15
  • Bonus for DBs only
  • May not equip more than one
mafia wedding ring 1 Mus 18
  • All Attributes +10%
  • +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • If you like it, put a ring on it.
  • May not equip more than one
"I Voted!" sticker None 18
  • All Attributes +5%
  • Having this equipped makes a wandering monster (which is determined by the winner of yesterday's vote) appear every 11 turns.
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day.
actual reality goggles None 22
  • Reveals peoples' true nature
aerogel anvil None 13
  • Part of Aeroutfit
  • Weapon Damage +25%
  • Never Fumble
  • Gives a chance of generating extra Fury
aerogel apron None 13
aerogel ascot None 13
  • Part of Aeroutfit
  • Mysticality +10
  • +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • Dramatically improves Saucecicle
    • (triples damage)
Amulet of Yendor None 16
anniversary balsa wood socks None 28
  • All Attributes +1
anniversary burlap belt None 23
  • All Attributes +1
Annual Ascot None 12
  • All Attributes +12%
Anti-earplugs None 13
astral belt None 11
astral bracer None 13
astral mask None 11
astral ring None 11
  • Mysticality +25%
  • Spell Damage +20
  • Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
bananarama bangle None 17
banjo kazoo mount None 17
barrel hoop earring None 19
batskin belt None 12
  • All Attributes+3
beer goggles None 12  
Belt of Howling Anger None 21
BGE pocket calendar None 19
  • +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
BGE tiny plastic toy None 20
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
black glass None 11
blue glowstick None 14
blue plastic baby None 17
blue ribbon None 11
Boots of Twilight Whispers None 26
broken clock None 12
bronze detective badge None 22
Brutal brogues None 14
brown plastic baby None 18
bugbear communicator badge None 26
bugbear detector None 16
  • Increases chance of encountering Bugbears
  • May not equip more than one
burning paper slippers None 22
Cat-Herding Prod None 16
cheap elven gloves None 18
cheap studded belt None 18
chalk chain None 11
chalk choker None 12
  • Part of Chalk Chostume
  • +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
  • Weakens enemies who hit you
  • May not equip more than one
club necklace None 13  
coarse hemp socks None 17
  • +11 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • (During Crimbo 2015 event only)
codpiece None 18
  • Obtained from a Clan Floundry
  • Mysticality +100%
  • Maximum MP +100
  • Spell Damage +50
  • Monsters will be much less attracted to you.
    • -10% Combat Frequency
  • Produces 8 bubblin' crudes once per day
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day.
consolation ribbon None 18
  • All Attributes +1
continuum transfunctioner None 25
Counterclockwise Watch None 22
CRIMBCO lanyard None 15
  • Lets you work harder!
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Crimbomega drive chain None 22
  • Moxie +5
  • +20 Sleaze Damage
  • +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of LUBE in combat
crying statue earrings None 22
crystalline seal eye None 20
  • +200% Item Drops from Seals
  • May not equip more than one
dark baconstone ring None 20
dark hamethyst ring None 19
  • Muscle +15
  • Critical Hits Deal Extra Damage
dark porquoise ring None 19
defective Golden Mr. Accessory None 30
  • Custom item given to Invariel
  • Muscle +15
  • Mysticality +15
  • Moxie +14
dethklok None 8
diamond necklace None 16  
dice belt buckle None 16
  • +1 Random Monster Modifier
dice ring None 9
  • +1 Random Monster Modifier
dice sunglasses None 15
  • +1 Random Monster Modifier
dirty hobo gloves None 17
discarded bowtie None 16
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • -10 to Monster Level
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day.
disembodied smile None 17
dorky glasses None 13
  • Moxie -30
  • Mysticality +30
  • May not equip more than one
Draftsman's driving gloves None 26
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen None 27
E.M.U. Unit None 11
elven socks None 11
El Vibrato translator None 21
Elvish sunglasses None 17
  • +10 Moxie
  • +10% Moxie
  • +15 Bonus Ranged Damage
  • +25% Pickpocket Chance
  • Lets you perform an instrumental solo once per combat, if a suitable musical instrument is equipped
  • May not equip in Hardcore
  • May not equip more than one
encoder ring None 12
  • May not equip more than one
ESP suppression collar None 22
  • Quest Item
evil flaming eyeball pendant None 28
exclusive ultra-rare item None 25
  • A custom item given to Phoenix and Mick
  • All Attributes +15
FantasyRealm G. E. M. None 21
  • Allows adventuring in FantasyRealm
  • Base Muscle Limited to 100
  • Base Mysticality Limited to 100
  • Base Moxie Limited to 100
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day.
first-aid pouch None 15
  • Maximum HP +40
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
  • Is consumed when you lose to a monster, removing Beaten Up and giving effect You're Back...
fishbone belt None 13
  • +25% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Weapon Damage +25
  • (Heavy Rains only)
fishbone bracers None 16
fishbone facemask None 17
  • Monster Level -30
  • (Heavy Rains only)
fishbone fins None 13
  • Makes it harder for enemies to hit you in flood conditions
fishbone kneepads None 17
flashing novelty button None 23
flask flops None 11
  • +20% Booze Drops from Monsters
  • +3 Maximum Hooch
foam noodle None 11
fossilized necklace None 19
  • All Attributes +2*B
  • Spell Damage +2*S
  • Weapon Damage +3*N
  • All Attributes +(3*W)%
  • +(3*D) Hot Damage
  • +(3*P) Spooky Damage
  • Variables based on total fossil kills
French slippers None 15
  • Theorized to increase chance of successful Run Away
frosty halo None 11
fudge pocket square None 19
furry halo None 10
fuzzy bracelets None 15
gabardine garland None 17
  • Part of Gabardine Guise
  • Maximum MP +10
  • +10 Hot Damage
  • Makes your Headbutts restore HP
  • May not equip more than one
gabardine girdle None 16
  • Part of Gabardine Guise
  • Moxie +10
  • +20% Booze Drops from Monsters
  • Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge
  • May not equip more than one
gabardine gloves None 17
Garland of Greatness None 20
  • Reward for a G-Lover run
  • Maximum HP +20X%
  • Maximum MP +20X%
    • X is equal to the number of G-Lover runs completed, capped at 10 for +200%
  • Can only ever own one of these at a time
Gary Claybender's Time Screwer None 30
  • Mysticality +5
  • Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day
gate transceiver None 16
  • Allows you to negotiate magnetic storms without losing your way
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon None 27
giant designer sunglasses None 25
giant diamond ring None 18
gingerservo None 11
  • Muscle +25%
  • Regenerate 6-12 HP per adventure
  • +6 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
  • May not equip more than one
glacial clock None 13
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch None 27
gold detective badge None 20
gold wedding ring None 17
Golden Mr. Accessory None 20
Golden Mr. Eh? None 14
government-issued necktie None 25
government-issued night-vision goggles None 38
GPS-tracking wristwatch None 23
  • Quest item
gray bow tie None 12
green glowstick None 15
Groll doll None 10
gummi bowtie None 12
haggis socks None 12
Hand in Glove None 13
hand-knitted Crimbo socks None 25
  • Crimbo 2018 item
  • Maximum HP +10
  • Regenerate 3-5 HP per adventure
  • Slight Cold Resistance (+1)
hazardous sauce dosimeter None 25
high-friction boots None 19
ice skates None 10
incredibly dense meat gem None 25
inflatable duck None 15
intergalactic pom poms None 22
Item #13 None 16
jar of anniversary jam None 22
  • All Attributes +1
jaunty feather None 14
  • All Attributes +1
  • Maximum HP/MP +3
Jekyllin hide belt None 18
Juju Mojo Mask None 14
  • All Attributes +10%
  • +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Big Mojo
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
  • Cannot be equipped with the V for Vivala mask
Junior Adventurer's merit badge None 31
  • All Attributes +3
  • Cannot equip more than one
Junior LAAAAME merit badge None 26
  • All Attributes +1
knobby kneepads None 15
KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet None 28
KoL Con X Bingo Card None 20
  • Regenerate 3-5 HP and MP per adventure
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase None 28
  • Mr. Store item
  • All Attributes +10
  • Maximum HP/MP +25
  • Weapon Damage +25%
  • +25% Combat Initiative
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP/MP per Adventure
  • Lets you banish enemy agents with tranquilizer darts
  • Has three slots with additional enchantments, and can give various buffs
  • May not equip more than one
kumquartz ring None 14
  • +200% Physical Damage
  • Bonus while adventuring in the Candy Diorama only
  • May not equip more than one
left half of a heart necklace None 29  
Lil' Doctor™ bag None 16
  • Maximum HP +15
  • Regenerate 4-7 HP per Adventure
    • Completing the bag's quests can permanently upgrade these stats up to +50 Max HP and +11 to +14 HP regeneration
  • Lets you perform various medical procedures on enemies
loafers None 7
Loathing Legion necktie None 23
  • +4 Stat(s) Per Fight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Loathing Legion rollerblades None 28
lollipop cufflinks None 18
Lord Spookyraven's spectacles None 29
LOV Earrings None 12
lube-shoes None 10
  • Quest Item
  • Moxie -10%
  • Good for lubricating rollercoaster tracks
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace None 26
LWA ring None 8
LyleCo premium monocle None 22
makeshift SCUBA gear None 20
Marvelous Unitard None 17
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
mayfly bait necklace None 20
Mega Gem None 8  
memory of a cultist's robe None 26
meteorthopedic shoes None 20
mime-proof sunglasses None 21
  • Crimbo 2017 item
  • Damage from mimes is reduced by 50
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
miming boots None 12
miming gloves None 13
mirrored aviator shades None 23
  • Moxie +15
  • Kill 10% More Skeletons
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
mini-marshmallow dispenser None 26
  • Maximum HP/MP +30
  • Regenerate 6-8 HP and MP per adventure
monster bait None 12
mood ring None 9  
Mr. Accessory None 13
  • All Attributes +15
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Accessory Jr. None 17
Mr. Eh? None 7
  • All Attributes +N, based on the exchange rate between the Canadian and American dollars, capped at 15
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Exploiter None 13  
Ms. Accessory None 13
  • All Attributes +15
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
mysterious silver lapel pin None 27
  • Regenerate 5-9 HP per adventure
  • +5% Meat from Monsters
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
navel ring of navel gazing None 26
novelty tattoo sleeves None 22
observational glasses None 21
offensive moustache None 19
old school calculator watch None 27
  • Math!
  • May delevel, do damage, recover HP or give Meat in combat.
orange glowstick None 16
orange leather lanyard None 22
  • Weapon Damage +15
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder None 31
  • Holds 3 folders (5 in KOLHS)
  • Does lots of things based on inserted folders
  • May not equip more than one
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore (except in KOLHS)
pair of government shades None 25
  • Maximum HP +10
pair of pearidot earrings None 25
paperclip-on tie None 16
  • Part of the Paperclippery
  • Weapon Damage +5
  • Spell Damage +5
  • +1 Stat(s) Per Fight
pat-a-cake pendant None 18
patent leather shoes None 20
Personal Ventilation Unit None 25
  • Quest item
  • Base Muscle Limited to 100
  • Base Mysticality Limited to 100
  • Base Moxie Limited to 100
  • Allows Safe Access to Secret Government Lab
pine cone necklace None 18
pink glowstick None 14
pink plastic baby None 17
plastic detective badge None 23
plastic Duskwalker necklace None 27
plastic spider ring None 19
  • Mysticality +3
  • Allows use of the Shoot Web skill
plastic vampire fangs None 21
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Duck None 23
  • So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Frank None 24
  • Muscle +10%
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump None 30
  • So-So Hot Resistance
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking None 27
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan None 26
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Moog None 23
  • Moxie +10%
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing None 26
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth None 27
  • Mysticality +10%
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter None 26
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
polyester pulsera None 17
portable cassette player None 24
purple glowstick None 16
Radio KoL Antenna Ball None 22
Radio KoL Bottle Opener None 23
Radio KoL Coffee Mug None 20
Radio KoL Flashlight None 20
Radio KoL Keychain None 18
Radio KoL Maracas None 17
Radio KoL Patch None 15
red armband None 11
  • +11 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • (During Crimbo 2015 event only)
red plastic baby None 16
red-hot medallion None 17
  • +30 Hot Damage
  • Gives a tattoo
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
reinforced furry underpants None 27
ridiculous belt None 15
ridiculous earring None 18
ridiculous sunglasses None 21
right half of a heart necklace None 30  
ring of Detect Boring Doors None 27
  • Detects Boring Doors (Duh)
  • Allows you to skip three rooms ahead instead of opening a treasure chest in The Daily Dungeon
ring of half-assed regeneration None 31
  • Regenerate 1-5 HP per Adventure (sometimes)
  • May not equip more than one
ring of telling skeletons what to do None 36
rose-colored glasses None 20
rubber WWBBDD? bracelet None 23
rubber WWBD? bracelet None 21  
rubber WWJD? bracelet None 21  
rubber WWSPD? bracelet None 22  
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet None 23  
scabrous seal epaulets None 22
seal medal None 10
second-hand knockoff engagement ring None 36
  • A custom item given to Mr Magnifico
  • All Attributes +1
  • May not equip more than one
Senior LAAAAME merit badge None 26
  • All Attributes +3
shin gourds None 11
  • Damage Reduction: 5
  • Weapon Damage +10
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
shining halo None 12
shock belt None 10
silver detective badge None 22
silent nightlight None 17
  • Crimbo 2017 item
  • All Attributes +5
  • Grants 50 Adventures of Nightlit at Rollover
    • All Atributes +10
Sister Accessory None 16
skeletal scabbard None 17
skeleton skis None 13
slime convention pin None 20
  • Moxie -1
snow belt None 9
soul mask None 9
soul monocle None 12
  • Reveals secrets
  • May not equip more than one
Source shades None 13
spade necklace None 14  
spaghetti cult robe None 19
sparkly engagement ring None 23
  • A custom item given to Phoenix
  • All Attributes +15
  • May not equip more than one
special sauce glove None 19
  • Allows equipping of chefstaves
  • Bonus for Ss only
  • May not equip more than one
sphygmayomanometer None 18
  • All Attributes +Y%
  • (Y is 20 more than your mayo blood level)
spiked boots None 12
  • Quest item
  • For Spelunky
  • Deal some damage at the start of combat
spirit bell None 11
spring boots None 12
  • Quest item
  • For Spelunky
  • Sometimes Avoid Enemy Attacks
Star of Bravery None 15
stick-on eyebrow piercing None 25
  • Muscle +1
  • Can block attacks, but breaks
sticky gloves None 13
stinky cheese eye None 17
strawberyl necklace None 19
string of blue beads None 20
string of green beads None 21
string of red beads None 19
stuffed carpenter None 17
  • Restores HP and MP when a stuffed walrus is also equipped
stuffed mink None 12  
stuffed walrus None 14
  • Restores HP and MP when a stuffed carpenter is also equipped
Superhero Reboots None 17
sweat socks None 11
Talisman of Baio None 16
Talisman of Bakula None 18
test case None 9
  • All Attributes +100%
  • Maximum HP/MP +10,000
  • +10,000% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +10 Monster Level
  • Run Away always works
  • Grants 10 Adventures of Aykrophobia at Rollover
  • A custom item for Jick
Time Bandit Badge of Courage None 28
  • Base Muscle Limited to 50
  • Base Mysticality Limited to 50
  • Base Moxie Limited to 50
  • Proves your worth to the Time Bandits
time halo None 9
Time Lord Badge of Honor None 24
  • Base Muscle Limited to 50
  • Base Mysticality Limited to 50
  • Base Moxie Limited to 50
  • Proves your worth to the Time Lords
time-twitching toolbelt None 23
  • All Attributes +15
  • +60% Item Drops in the Time-Twitching Tower
  • Reveals various Time-Forgotten Secrets
  • (also in the Time-Twitching Tower)
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg None 33
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer None 34
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning None 30
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory None 36
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree None 38
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer None 30
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo None 24
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer None 32
tiny die-cast factory worker elf None 32
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo None 27
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg None 29
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf None 31
tiny die-cast golden ring None 25
tiny die-cast goose a-laying None 28
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer None 33
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer None 32
tiny die-cast killing bird None 26
tiny die-cast middle-management elf None 35
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf None 31
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg None 36
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg None 35
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer None 33
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer None 33
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf None 34
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming None 30
tiny die-cast Swiss hen None 23
tiny die-cast turtle mech None 25
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo None 24
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign None 37
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer None 32
tiny plastic 11 Dealer None 22
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf None 25
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman None 32
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo None 26
tiny plastic accordion thief None 28
tiny plastic also a spoiler None 27
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart None 37
  • Moxie +1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear None 40
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll None 35
tiny plastic angry bugbear None 26
tiny plastic angry goat None 23
tiny plastic angry space marine None 31
tiny plastic angry vikings None 26
tiny plastic anime smiley None 25
tiny plastic animelf None 20
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman None 32
tiny plastic astronomer None 23
tiny plastic Axe Wound None 22
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy None 29
tiny plastic bad vibe None 21
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth None 32
tiny plastic barrrnacle None 23
tiny plastic batbugbear None 23
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type None 36
tiny plastic beanbat None 20
tiny plastic bee swarm None 22
tiny plastic beebee gunners None 27
tiny plastic Beebee King None 24
tiny plastic beebee queue None 25
tiny plastic Beelzebozo None 23
tiny plastic Best Game Ever None 27
  • All Attributes +5%
tiny plastic Big Candy None 22
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar None 29
tiny plastic Black Knight None 25
tiny plastic black ops bugbear None 30
tiny plastic blazing bat None 24
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball None 35
tiny plastic blooper None 20
tiny plastic Bonerdagon None 23
tiny plastic Boris None 18
tiny plastic Boss Bat None 21
tiny plastic brainsweeper None 25
tiny plastic briefcase bat None 26
tiny plastic bugaboo None 20
tiny plastic buzzerker None 22
tiny plastic Café Elf None 21
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard None 28
tiny plastic cavebugbear None 24
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter None 38
tiny plastic Cheshire bat None 25
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ None 24
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite None 40
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel None 32
tiny plastic cocoabo None 20
tiny plastic coffee pixie None 25
tiny plastic colollilossus None 26
tiny plastic conservationist hippy None 34
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ None 23
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino None 26
tiny plastic Crimbo elf None 23
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer None 28
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath None 26
  • Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure
  • May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva None 28
tiny plastic Crimbomega None 23
  • All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Crimbomination None 27
tiny plastic Crimborgatron None 26
tiny plastic Crimbot None 20
  • +1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram None 33
  • Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure
  • May not equip more than one
tiny plastic cubist bull None 24
tiny plastic demoninja None 22
tiny plastic disco bandit None 25
tiny plastic Don Crimbo None 23
tiny plastic drunk goat None 23
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller None 28
tiny plastic exo-suited miner None 29
  • Muscle +1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash None 30
tiny plastic Father McGruber None 28
tiny plastic fax machine None 24
  • +2 Prismatic damage
tiny plastic Felonia None 20
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus None 38
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker None 39
tiny plastic fire servant None 25
tiny plastic fluffy bunny None 25
tiny plastic fruit golem None 24
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard None 25
tiny plastic fuzzy dice None 23
tiny plastic G Imp None 18
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej None 34
tiny plastic Gary Claybender None 28
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick None 36
tiny plastic ghuol whelp None 24
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers None 35
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire None 34
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser None 34
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester None 32
tiny plastic golden gundam None 26
tiny plastic GORM-8 None 19
tiny plastic goth giant None 23
tiny plastic grue None 17
tiny plastic handsome mariachi None 30
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist None 40
tiny plastic Hellion None 20
tiny plastic hermit None 19
tiny plastic hobo elf None 21
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey None 35
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear None 30
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty None 23
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker None 33
tiny plastic Jarlsberg None 22
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. None 27
tiny plastic killer bee None 23
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter None 37
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl None 35
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King None 29
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist None 38
tiny plastic Knott Yeti None 23
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras None 32
  • Spell Damage +10
tiny plastic Krampus None 20
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box None 29
tiny plastic leprechaun None 23
tiny plastic levitating potato None 30
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman None 27
tiny plastic MechaElf None 21
tiny plastic mime executive None 27
tiny plastic mime functionary None 29
  • Moxie +2
tiny plastic mime scientist None 27
  • Mysticality +2
tiny plastic mime soldier None 25
  • Muscle +2
tiny plastic Mob Penguin None 24
tiny plastic moneybee None 21
tiny plastic mosquito None 21
tiny plastic Mr. Mination None 25
  • +4 to Monster Level
tiny plastic mumblebee None 22
tiny plastic mutant elf None 23
tiny plastic ninja snowman None 26
tiny plastic Norville Rogers None 28
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy None 28
tiny plastic orphan None 19
tiny plastic pastamancer None 24
tiny plastic peacannon None 22
tiny plastic Professor What None 27
tiny plastic Protagonist None 24
tiny plastic Queen Bee None 22
tiny plastic reindeer None 21
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red None 28
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime None 31
tiny plastic sauceror None 21
tiny plastic scary clown None 24
tiny plastic Scott the Miner None 28
tiny plastic Scream Queen None 25
  • All Attributes +1
tiny plastic seal clubber None 25
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit None 39
  • Mysticality +1
tiny plastic senile lihc None 24
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer None 30
tiny plastic smarmy pirate None 26
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete None 24
tiny plastic Spam Witch None 23
tiny plastic spiderbugbear None 26
tiny plastic spiny skelelton None 28
tiny plastic spoiler None 20
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton None 35
tiny plastic spooky vampire None 27
tiny plastic Spunky Princess None 28
tiny plastic stab bat None 21
tiny plastic star starfish None 26
tiny plastic stocking mimic None 27
tiny plastic strand of DNA None 26
  • All Attributes +3
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker None 29
tiny plastic taco cat None 21
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf None 33
  • All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf None 37
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski None 31
tiny plastic the Free Man None 25
tiny plastic The Man None 20
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare None 33
  • All Attributes +4%
tiny plastic topiary golem None 26
tiny plastic Toybot None 19
tiny plastic trollipop None 22
tiny plastic Trouser Snake None 26
tiny plastic turtle tamer None 25
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo None 25
  • All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku None 27
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni None 34
tiny plastic warbear None 20
tiny plastic warbear fortress None 29
  • All Attributes +3
tiny plastic warwelf None 20
tiny plastic whitesnake None 23
tiny plastic wild beaver None 24
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer None 33
tiny plastic XXX pr0n None 21
tiny plastic yes also a spoiler None 31
tiny plastic Your Brain None 23
  • Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure
tiny plastic zmobie None 19
topiary necktie None 15
torquoise ring None 14
tourmalime tourniquet None 21
Uncle Buck None 10
  • Maximum HP +15
Unstable Pointy Ears None 20
V for Vivala mask None 17
vampire collar None 14
  • Makes You Act Like a Vampire. Blah.
    • On criticals, gain 10% of damage in HP.
  • May not equip more than one
warbear energy bracers None 22
  • Monster attacks reduce MP instead of HP
  • Bonus for PMs only
  • May not equip more than one
warbear exo-arm None 15
  • Increases the magnitude of your Smacks
  • Bonus for SCs only
  • May not equip more than one
warbear hoverbelt None 17
warbear laser beacon None 20
Warehouse 23 bling None 18
water wings None 11
water wings for babies None 22
wax face None 8
  • Maximum MP +20
  • Spell Damage +25%
wax hand None 8
  • Maximum HP +40
  • Weapon Damage +25%
wheel None 5
white collar None 12
wicker kickers None 14
wicker ticker None 13
  • Part of Wicker Wear
  • Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
  • Spell Damage +20%
  • Collecting Soul Sauce restores HP
Wrist-Boy None 9
wrought-iron walker None 19
wrought-iron widget None 19
wrought-iron winch crank None 24
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter None 26
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles None 32
Xlyinia's notebook None 18
x-ray specs None 11  
Yearbook Club Camera None 20
  • Available in KOLHS only
  • Does lots of things based on upgrades
yellow glowstick None 16
your cowboy boots None 17
  • Quest item
  • Enchantment varies
  • Maximum HP/MP +25
  • Allows skill of Cowboy Kick
zombie monkey necklace None 22
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