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This is a comprehensive list of all Accessories in the game, by default sorted by requirement. Accessories are primarily based on Mysticality as requirement and give a wide variety of effects. Since there are three accessory slots, some can only be equipped once. At present, there are no means to increase the number of slots, even though the items are "applied" to various body parts.

Name Req Chars (incl. space) Notes
BOOtonniere 200 Mysticality 11
Chester's Aquarius medallion 200 Mysticality 28
Chester's moustache 200 Moxie 19
Chester's sunglasses 200 Moxie 20
corncob pipe 200 Mysticality 12
  • Muscle +10%
  • May not equip more than one
crusty hula hoop 200 Mysticality 16
cursed ring finger ring 200 Mysticality 23
cursed scrunchie 200 Mysticality 16
  • All Attributes +10%
  • May not equip more than one
dead guy's memento 200 Mysticality 18
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge 200 Mysticality 29
eerie fetish 200 Mysticality 12
frayed rope belt 200 Mysticality 16
  • Moxie +10%
  • May not equip more than one
Frosty's carrot 200 Muscle 15
grandfather watch 200 Mysticality 17
guts necklace 200 Mysticality 13
hardened slime belt 200 Mysticality 19
hobo stogie 200 Mysticality 11
Hodgman's bow tie 200 Mysticality 17
Hodgman's lucky sock 200 Mysticality 20
hopping socks 200 Mysticality 13
lucky bottlecap 200 Mysticality 15
  • All Attributes +5%
  • May not equip more than one
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 200 Mysticality 26
moon-amber necklace 200 Mysticality 19
Mr. Joe's bangles 200 Mysticality 17
Ol' Scratch's manacles 200 Mysticality 22
old ball and chain 200 Mysticality 18
old soft shoes 200 Mysticality 14
Oscus's pelt 200 Mysticality 12
rainbow pearl earring 200 Mysticality 21
rainbow pearl necklace 200 Mysticality 22
  • All Attributes +15
  • Spell Damage +200
  • May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl ring 200 Mysticality 18
rickety old unicycle 200 Moxie 20
rope with some soap on it 200 Mysticality 25
slime-covered necklace 200 Mysticality 22
  • +50 Damage against Slimes
  • All Attributes +6
  • Maximum HP +200
tonguebone 200 Mysticality 10
Uncle Hobo's belt 200 Mysticality 17
  • Mysticality +15%
  • +25% Meat from Monsters
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Uncle Hobo's epic beard 200 Mysticality 23
  • Part of Uncle Hobo's Rags
  • Muscle +20%
  • +6 Adventures per day when equipped (+9 in December)
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 200 Mysticality 37
  • Moxie +15%
  • +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
vial of hot blood 200 Mysticality 17
warm fur 200 Mysticality 8
Zombo's skull ring 200 Mysticality 18
baneful bandolier 150 Muscle 17
Belt of Loathing 150 Moxie 16
malevolent medallion 150 Mysticality 20
Pocket Square of Loathing 150 Mysticality 25
Treads of Loathing 150 Muscle 18
Ass-Stompers of Violence 125 Muscle 24
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred 125 Moxie 24
  • Part of the Hateful Habiliment
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • Reduce enemy defense by 10%.
  • Spell Damage +60%
  • Restores HP on runaway
  • May not equip more than one
Girdle of Hatred 125 Muscle 16
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 125 Mysticality 31
warbear electric warscarf 110 Mysticality 25
warbear nuclear bowtie 110 Mysticality 22
  • +60 WarBear Armor Penetration
  • Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
  • All Attributes -25%
  • May not equip more than one
warbear polarized goggles 110 Mysticality 25
Dinsey's glove 100 Moxie 14
Dinsey's oculus 100 Muscle 15
Drunkula's ring of haze 100 Mysticality 23
Helps-You-Sleep 100 Moxie 15
HOA zombie eyes 100 Mysticality 15
  • Monsters will be more attracted to you.
  • All Attributes -100%
  • +10 Stats per Fight
  • May not equip more than one
Mayor Ghost's sash 100 Mysticality 18
Protects-Your-Junk 100 Moxie 18
Quiets-Your-Steps 100 Moxie 17
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 85 Mysticality 28
amber aviator shades 85 Mysticality 20
aquamariner's necklace 85 Mysticality 22
aquamariner's ring 85 Mysticality 18
Blue Diamond of Honesty 85 Mysticality 23
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 85 Mysticality 25
diving muff 85 Mysticality 11 Cancels out up to 10% of the underwater pressure penalties
fudgecycle 85 Mysticality 10
Green Clover of Justice 85 Mysticality 23
hare pin 85 Moxie 8
Iron Beta of Industry 85 Mysticality 21
jam band 85 Mysticality 8
Lead Zeta of Chastity 85 Mysticality 21
long-forgotten necklace 85 Mysticality 23
Mer-kin dragbelt 85 Muscle 16
Mer-kin eyeglasses 85 Mysticality 18
Mer-kin gutgirdle 85 Moxie 17
Mer-kin prayerbeads 85 Mysticality 19
  • Makes you feel uneasy...
Mer-kin thighguard 85 Mysticality 18
Mer-kin waistrope 85 Mysticality 17
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 85 Mysticality 25
Orange Star of Sacrifice 85 Mysticality 24
Order of the Silver Wossname 85 Mysticality 28
ornamental sextant 85 Mysticality 18
  • All Attributes +15%
pearl diver's necklace 85 Mysticality 22
pearl diver's ring 85 Mysticality 18
Pink Heart of Spirit 85 Mysticality 20
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 85 Mysticality 25
Red Balloon of Valor 85 Mysticality 20
sea holster 85 Mysticality 11
shark tooth necklace 85 Mysticality 20
stinky fannypack 85 Mysticality 16
teflon swim fins 85 Muscle 16
Uranium Omega of Temperance 85 Mysticality 27
velcro boots 85 Mysticality 12
vinyl boots 85 Moxie 11
water-polo mitt 85 Mysticality 15
Yellow Moon of Compassion 85 Mysticality 25
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 85 Mysticality 25
booty chest charrrm bracelet 80 Mysticality 28
cannonball charrrm bracelet 80 Mysticality 27
  • Explodes randomly in combat, doing Hot Damage to your opponent and you
  • May not equip more than one
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 80 Mysticality 32
round green sunglasses 80 Mysticality 22
shiny hood ornament 80 Mysticality 19
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 80 Mysticality 30
blackberry combat boots 75 Muscle 23
blackberry galoshes 75 Moxie 19
  • All Attributes +7
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
blackberry moccasins 75 Mysticality 20
blackberry slippers 75 Mysticality 19
Elmley shades 75 Mysticality 13
energy drink IV 75 Mysticality 15
  • Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure
  • May not equip more than one
furniture dolly 75 Mysticality 15
gearbox necklace 75 Mysticality 16
plexiglass pendant 75 Mysticality 18
  • Never Fumble
  • Moxie +30%
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
  • AT's HCO reward
  • May not equip more than one
plexiglass pinky ring 75 Mysticality 21
plexiglass pocketwatch 75 Mysticality 22
ratskin belt 75 Mysticality 12
rusty chain necklace 75 Mysticality 20
spark plug earring 75 Mysticality 18
woven baling wire bracelets 75 Mysticality 27
wrench bracelet 75 Mysticality 15
Gaia beads 72 Mysticality 10
hippy medical kit 72 Mysticality 17
attorney's badge 70 Mysticality 16
  • Blocks monster actions like a Levitating Potato 33% of the time
  • May not equip more than one
bejeweled pledge pin 70 Mysticality 20
round purple sunglasses 70 Mysticality 23
Ankh of Badahnkadh 67 Mysticality 18
Iiti Kitty phone charm 67 Mysticality 22
bewitching boots 65 Mysticality 16
bitter bowtie 65 Moxie 13
bottle opener belt buckle 65 Mysticality 25
  • Damages Attacking Opponent
  • May not equip more than one
brazen bracelet 65 Muscle 15
compression stocking 65 Mysticality 20
headhunter necktie 65 Mysticality 18
hippy protest button 65 Mysticality 20
  • Damages Attacking Opponent
  • May not equip more than one
Jefferson wings 65 Mysticality 15 +20 Sleaze Damage
kick-ass kicks 65 Mysticality 14
Lockenstock™ sandals 65 Mysticality 26
molten medallion 65 Mysticality 16
monstrous monocle 65 Muscle 17
musty moccasins 65 Moxie 15
red masque 65 Mysticality 10
sealhide belt 65 Mysticality 13
  • Maximum HP/MP +25
sealhide gloves 65 Mysticality 15
  • Weapon Damage +10
sealhide moccasins 65 Mysticality 18
  • All Attributes +5
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
sphygmomanometer 65 Mysticality 16
head mirror 62 Mysticality 11
pygmy nose-bone 62 Mysticality 15
  • Moxie +7
  • May not equip more than one
surgical mask 62 Mysticality 13
black belt 60 Mysticality 10
candy necklace 60 Moxie 14
  • +10% Candy Drops from Monsters
  • Quest Item
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Choker of the Ultragoth 60 Mysticality 23
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Spooky Spells
  • May not equip more than one
clingfilm slippers 60 Mysticality 18
cyborg stompin' boot 60 Muscle 20
Earring of Fire 60 Mysticality 15
glowing red eye 60 Mysticality 15 So-So Spooky Resistance
groovy prism necklace 60 Mysticality 21 Sometimes does 5 prismatic Passive Damage when opponent hits
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 60 Mysticality 31
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 60 Mysticality 26
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Cold Spells
  • May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 60 Mysticality 18
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Cold Damage
  • May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beerring 60 Mysticality 17
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 60 Mysticality 26
  • Combat Initiative +20%
  • +20% Pickpocket Chance
  • Maximum HP/MP +20
Mudflap-Girl Earring 60 Mysticality 20
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 60 Mysticality 21
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Ring 60 Mysticality 17
Nose Ring of Putrescence 60 Mysticality 24
The One Mood Ring 60 Mysticality 13
  • Muscle +X%
  • Mysticality +X%
  • Moxie +X%
  • +Y to Monster Level
pacifier necklace 60 Moxie 17
  • +20 Sleaze Damage
  • Quest Item
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pendant of Fire 60 Mysticality 15
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • May not equip more than one
Pendant of Gargalesis 60 Mysticality 21 Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure
pirate fledges 60 Mysticality 14
Putrid Pendant 60 Mysticality 14
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Stench Spells
  • May not equip more than one
red badge 60 Mysticality 9
The Ring 60 Mysticality 8
Ring of Fire 60 Mysticality 12
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Hot Damage
  • May not equip more than one
Ring of the Sewer Snake 60 Mysticality 23
Sketcherz™ 60 Mysticality 10
sneakeasies 60 Moxie 11
sock garters 60 Mysticality 12
  • So-So Cold Resistance
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
solid gold pegleg 60 Mysticality 17
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 60 Mysticality 28
Unspeakable Earring 60 Mysticality 19
warbear fleece-lined warscarf 60 Mysticality 29
warbear plasma bowtie 60 Mysticality 20
  • +40 WarBear Armor Penetration
  • May not equip more than one
warbear snowblindness goggles 60 Mysticality 29
  • +10% Items from WarBears
  • May not equip more than one
spaghetti cult rosary 55 Mysticality 21
  • Maximum MP +50
Bram's choker 50 Mysticality 13
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 50 Muscle 29
glass eye 50 Mysticality 9
  • Combat Initiative +20%
  • Weapon Damage +20
  • +40% Item Drops in the Time-Twitching Tower
heart of the volcano 50 Mysticality 20
  • Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
  • Regenerate 2-5 MP per adventure
plaid pocket square 50 Mysticality 19 +15% Meat from Monsters
pogo stick 50 Mysticality 10
Red Fox glove 50 Mysticality 13
  • +5% Critical Hit Chance
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
  • Regular attacks can't miss
  • May not equip more than one
sardine can key 50 Muscle 15
  • +40 Cold Damage
  • Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4)
  • +60% Food Drops from Monsters
spiky turtle shoulderpads 50 Muscle 25
super-strong air freshener 50 Mysticality 26
Wal-Mart nametag 50 Mysticality 16
  • Mysticality +40%
  • +4 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
shamanic beads 47 Mysticality 14
vampire pearl earring 47 Mysticality 21
  • Regenerate 4-14 MP per adventure
  • May not equip more than one
witch wart 47 Mysticality 10
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 45 Mysticality 36
  • Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master
  • Mysticality +11
  • Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
  • Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
beaten-up Chucks 45 Mysticality 16 Combat Initiative +40%
bejeweled cufflinks 45 Mysticality 19
Bling of the New Wave 45 Moxie 21
  • Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord
  • Moxie +11
  • Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure
  • 1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
bone spurs 45 Mysticality 10
  • Part of the Thousandth Birthday Suit
  • +20 to Monster Level
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
chintzy accordion pin 45 Moxie 21
chintzy disco ball pendant 45 Moxie 26
chintzy noodle ring 45 Mysticality 19
chintzy saucepan earring 45 Mysticality 24
chintzy seal pendant 45 Muscle 20
chintzy turtle brooch 45 Muscle 21
Claw of the Infernal Seal 45 Muscle 25
  • Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher
  • Muscle +11
  • Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure
  • 5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day*
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
enormous hoop earring 45 Mysticality 21 Moxie +5
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 45 Muscle 28
  • Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord
  • Muscle +11
  • Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure
  • Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones*
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
giant motorcycle boots 45 Muscle 22
  • +10 Damage vs. Ghosts
  • Muscle +5
  • May not equip more than one
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 45 Mysticality 31
  • Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro
  • Mysticality +11
  • Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
  • 3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day*
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 45 Moxie 32
  • Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer
  • Moxie +11
  • Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure
  • Keep 1 additional song in your head
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 45 Mysticality 29
tube sock 45 Mysticality 9
  • Moxie +20
  • May not equip more than one
badge of authority 40 Mysticality 18
bakelite badge 40 Mysticality 14
bakelite belt 40 Mysticality 13
bakelite brooch 40 Mysticality 15
eXtreme mittens 40 Mysticality 15
filigreed hamethyst earring 40 Mysticality 27
filigreed hamethyst necklace 40 Mysticality 28
filigreed hamethyst ring 40 Mysticality 24
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 40 Mysticality 30
porcelain phantom mask 40 Mysticality 22
  • Part of the Ceramic Suit
  • +20% Accessory Drops from Monsters
  • Moxie +20%
  • Adds Spooky Damage to Bawdy Refrain
pulled porquoise earring 40 Mysticality 24
pulled porquoise pendant 40 Mysticality 24
pulled porquoise ring 40 Mysticality 21
red shoe 40 Mysticality 8
  • So-So Hot Resistance
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you
  • May not equip more than one
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 40 Mysticality 27 +5% Booze Drops
solid baconstone earring 40 Mysticality 24
solid baconstone necklace 40 Mysticality 25
solid baconstone ring 40 Mysticality 21
tarnished tastevin 40 Mysticality 18
Duskwalker fangs 37 Mysticality 16
amulet of extreme plot significance 35 Mysticality 35 Maximum MP +30
ankleweights 35 Mysticality 12
badass belt 35 Mysticality 11 All Attributes +5
bezoar ring 35 Mysticality 11 Protects the wearer from poison
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 35 Muscle 27
cement shoes 35 Mysticality 12
Claybender glasses 35 Mysticality 18
colored-light necklace 35 Mysticality 24
doll-eye amulet 35 Mysticality 15 +40% Item Drops in Spookyraven Manor
droll monocle 35 Mysticality 13
fancy black tie 35 Mysticality 15
  • Part of the Fancy Tux
  • Muscle +15%
flapper floppers 35 Mysticality 16
floaty rock necklace 35 Mysticality 20
giant pinky ring 35 Mysticality 16
  • 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
  • May not equip more than one
heat-resistant gloves 35 Moxie 21
  • Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4)
  • Weapon Damage -50%
  • 2x chance of Fumble
heat-resistant necktie 35 Mysticality 22
hockey stick of furious angry rage 35 Mysticality 34
imitation nice watch 35 Mysticality 20
Mafia bow tie 35 Mysticality 13
Mafia stogie 35 Mysticality 12
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 35 Mysticality 23
numberwang 35 Mysticality 10
outlaw bandana 35 Moxie 14
  • Moxie +10
  • Combat Initiative +20%
  • +40% Weapon Drops from Monsters
Roman sadnals 35 Mysticality 13
  • +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
Space Trip safety headphones 35 Mysticality 28
  • -100 to Monster Level
  • Damage Reduction: 10
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
streetfighting champion's belt 35 Muscle 30
  • Maximum HP/MP +40
  • Regenerate 6-8 HP and MP per adventure
  • +5% chance of Critical Hit
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
support cummerbund 35 Mysticality 18 Maximum HP +20
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 35 Mysticality 31
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress 35 Mysticality 30
vampire pearl necklace 35 Mysticality 22
  • Regenerate 6-18 HP per adventure
  • May not equip more than one
vampire pearl ring 35 Mysticality 18
warbear dress bracers 35 Mysticality 21
white earbuds 35 Mysticality 13
  • Stupendous Spooky Resistance (+4)
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
  • -11 to Monster Level
  • May not equip more than one
orc wrist 32 Mysticality 9
SMOOCH spaulders 32 Mysticality 16
barrel beryl choker 30 Mysticality 19
barrel beryl nose ring 30 Mysticality 22
barrel beryl ring 30 Mysticality 17
Brimstone Bracelet 30 Mysticality 18
Brimstone Brooch 30 Mysticality 16
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth 30 Mysticality 19
  • Moxie +43
  • Can be used once per day to summon three free drinks
  • Unique item
expensive camera 30 Mysticality 16
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 30 Moxie 32
  • Moxie +25%
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
Frown Exerciser 30 Mysticality 15
gnatwing earring 30 Mysticality 16
Othello's handkerchief 30 Mysticality 22
  • +10 Othello Skill
pig-iron bracers 30 Moxie 16
SMOOCH kneepads 30 Mysticality 15
stainless steel scarf 30 Mysticality 21
stainless steel solitaire 30 Mysticality 25
stainless steel suspenders 30 Mysticality 26
stolen necklace 30 Mysticality 15
tap shoes 30 Mysticality 9
tortoboggan 30 Moxie 11
Voluminous Radio Sneakers 30 Moxie 25
screwing pooch 27 Mysticality 14
SMOOCH bracers 27 Mysticality 14
Bonerdagon necklace 25 Mysticality 19
Boris's ring 25 Mysticality 12 Muscle +10
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 25 Mysticality 28
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 25 Mysticality 33
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 25 Mysticality 37
enchanted toothpick 25 Mysticality 19
freshwater pearl necklace 25 Mysticality 25
Jarlsberg's earring 25 Mysticality 19 Mysticality +10
The Lost Glasses 25 Mysticality 16
  • Reduce enemy defense by 15%
  • So-So Hot Resistance
  • May not equip more than one
ring of adornment 25 Mysticality 17 Moxie +10
ring of aggravate monster 25 Mysticality 25
ring of cold resistance 25 Mysticality 23 So-So Cold Resistance
ring of conflict 25 Mysticality 16
ring of fire resistance 25 Mysticality 23 So-So Hot Resistance
ring of gain strength 25 Mysticality 21 Muscle +10
ring of increase damage 25 Mysticality 23
ring of teleportation 25 Mysticality 21
shiny tribal beads 25 Mysticality 18 Mysticality +6
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 25 Mysticality 26 Moxie +10
stuffed shoulder parrot 25 Mysticality 23
Talisman o' Namsilat 25 Mysticality 15
  • All Attributes +3
  • Required to access The Palindome
  • May not equip more than one
phase-tuned shield generator belt 22 Mysticality 33
Saccharine Maple pendant 22 Mysticality 24
UV monocular 22 Mysticality 12
arrrgyle socks 20 Mysticality 14 Mysticality +6
beach glass necklace 20 Mysticality 20 Muscle +5
cheap sunglasses 20 Mysticality 16
  • +60% Meat Drops from Tourists
Codpiece of the Goblin King 20 Mysticality 27
  • Moxie +7
  • May not equip more than one
jangly bracelet 20 Mysticality 15
  • +30 Spooky Damage
  • +30 Damage to Spooky Spells
  • Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)
hemp string 20 Mysticality 11  
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 20 Mysticality 28 Moxie +5
papier-masque 20 Mysticality 12
peace-sign necklace 20 Mysticality 19 Damage Reduction: +3
phat turquoise bracelet 20 Mysticality 23 Mysticality +5
sk8board 20 Mysticality 8 Combat Initiative +15%
Boss Bat bling 17 Mysticality 14
duonoculars 17 Mysticality 11
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • +5 to Monster Level
Grimacite galoshes 17 Mysticality 18
Grimacite garter 17 Mysticality 16
Grimacite gorget 17 Mysticality 16
albatross necklace 15 Mysticality 18
enchanted handwarmer 15 Mysticality 20
ghost of a necklace 15 Mysticality 19
Grimacite gauntlets 15 Mysticality 19
Grimacite girdle 15 Mysticality 16
Grimacite go-go boots 15 Mysticality 21
imp unity ring 15 Mysticality 14
  • +5 Hot Damage
  • +5 Damage to Hot Spells
infernal insoles 15 Mysticality 16
junk band 15 Mysticality 9
lucky cat collar 15 Mysticality 16
lucky rabbit's foot 15 Mysticality 19
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 15 Mysticality 26
  • Can attack enemies
  • May not equip more than one
perfume-soaked bandana 15 Mysticality 22
  • So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
  • So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
spooky glove 15 Mysticality 12
tin star 15 Mysticality 8
toy crazy train 15 Mysticality 15
toy maglev monorail 15 Mysticality 19
toy train 15 Mysticality 9
wristwatch of the white knight 15 Mysticality 30
  • Part of the Knight's Armor
  • Combat Initiative +10%
  • +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
bottlecap turtle 12 Mysticality 16
rubber gloves 12 Mysticality 13
whalebone corset 12 Mysticality 16
  • Maximum HP -10
  • Damage Reduction: 5
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
elevennis shoes 11 Mysticality 15
  • All Attributes +11
  • Maximum HP/MP +11
acid-squirting flower 10 Mysticality 21
  • Damages Attacking Opponent
  • May not equip more than one
baconstone bracelet 10 Mysticality 19
baconstone earring 10 Mysticality 18
baconstone pendant 10 Mysticality 18
baconstone ring 10 Mysticality 15
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 10 Mysticality 32
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 10 Mysticality 29
big red clown nose 10 Mysticality 18 Maximum HP +7
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 10 Mysticality 25 Monster Level +15
cement sandals 10 Muscle 14
clown shoes 10 Mysticality 11 Maximum MP +7
clownskin belt 10 Mysticality 14 Maximum MP +15
dead guy's watch 10 Mysticality 16
disbelief suspenders 10 Mysticality 20
eXtreme nose ring 10 Mysticality 17 All Attributes +4
garish pinky ring 10 Mysticality 17
glow-in-the-dark necklace 10 Mysticality 25
gnoll-tooth necklace 10 Mysticality 20 Muscle +5
gumshoes 10 Muscle 8
hamethyst bracelet 10 Mysticality 18
hamethyst earring 10 Mysticality 17
hamethyst necklace 10 Mysticality 18
hamethyst ring 10 Mysticality 14
moustache sock 10 Muscle 14
natty blue ascot 10 Mysticality 16 +20% Meat from Monsters
night-vision goggles 10 Moxie 20
nicksilver ring 10 Mysticality 15
Pine-Fresh air freshener 10 Mysticality 24 Slight Stench Resistance
polka-dot bow tie 10 Mysticality 17 Moxie +3
porquoise bracelet 10 Mysticality 18
porquoise eyebrow ring 10 Mysticality 22
porquoise necklace 10 Mysticality 18
porquoise ring 10 Mysticality 14
power sock 10 Muscle 10
nicksilver ring 10 Mysticality 15
Sasq™ watch 10 Mysticality 11
  • +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
  • +6 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • Grants 30 Adventures of The Rich Get Richer at Rollover
Scandalously Skimpy Bikini 10 Mysticality 26
  • A custom item given to sassylassy
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
  • May not equip more than one
severed rocking horse head 10 Mysticality 26 All Attributes +3
shiny ring 10 Mysticality 10 All Attributes +3
sicksilver ring 10 Mysticality 15
slicksilver ring 10 Mysticality 16
smooth velvet hanky 10 Mysticality 19
  • +1 Disco Style
  • You may not equip more than one
smooth velvet pocket square 10 Mysticality 27
  • +1 Disco Style
  • You may not equip more than one
smooth velvet socks 10 Mysticality 19
  • +1 Disco Style
  • You may not equip more than one
snow belly 10 Mysticality 9
steel knuckles 10 Muscle 14
  • +30 Damage to Unarmed Attacks
string of moist beads 10 Mysticality 21 +10% Pants Drops from Monsters
thicksilver ring 10 Mysticality 16
ticksilver ring 10 Mysticality 15
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 10 Mysticality 28
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 10 Mysticality 24 Never Fumble
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 10 Mysticality 27
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 10 Mysticality 27
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 10 Mysticality 29
tiny plastic protector spectre 10 Mysticality 30 +10 Spooky Damage
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 10 Mysticality 27
training belt 10 Muscle 13
  • Weapon Damage -50%
  • +25 to Monster Level
  • Muscle +25%
training legwarmers 10 Mysticality 19
  • Spell Damage -50%
  • Superhuman Resistance to All Elements (+5)
  • Mysticality +25%
walrus-tusk earring 10 Mysticality 19 Maximum HP +10
warbear goggles 10 Mysticality 15
warbear laser bowtie 10 Mysticality 20
warbear warscarf 10 Mysticality 16
wool sock 10 Mysticality 9
wicksilver ring 10 Mysticality 15
boxing glove 7 Mysticality 12 Bonus Weapon Damage +4
dope gangsta bling-bling 7 Mysticality 24 Moxie +1
furry green earmuffs 7 Mysticality 20 Slight Cold Resistance
oven mitts 7 Mysticality 10
  • So-So Hot Resistance
bark bracelet 5 Mysticality 13
bejeweled accordion strap 5 Moxie 25
chocolate rabbit's foot 5 Mysticality 23
ironic oversized sunglasses 5 Mysticality 27
  • Damages Attacking Opponent
ladle of mystery 5 Mysticality 16
tiny plastic Susie 5 Mysticality 18 All Attributes +5
white belt 5 Mysticality 10
ye olde golde frontes 5 Moxie 21
  • Muscle +15
  • Bonus for DBs only
  • May not equip more than one
actual reality goggles None 22
  • Reveals peoples' true nature
Amulet of Yendor None 16
anniversary balsa wood socks None 28 All Attributes +1
anniversary burlap belt None 23 All Attributes +1
Annual Ascot None 12
  • All Attributes +12%
astral belt None 11
  • All Attributes +10%
  • +20 to Monster Level
astral bracer None 13
  • Mysticality +25%
  • -3 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)
  • +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
astral mask None 11
  • Moxie +25%
  • +20% Item Drops from Monsters
astral ring None 11
  • Mysticality +25%
  • Spell Damage +20
  • Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
bananarama bangle None 17
banjo kazoo mount None 17 +2 Maximum Hooch
barrel hoop earring None 19
batskin belt None 12 All Attributes+3
beer goggles None 12  
Belt of Howling Anger None 21
BGE pocket calendar None 19
  • +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
BGE tiny plastic toy None 20
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
black glass None 11
blue glowstick None 14
blue plastic baby None 17
blue ribbon None 11 Maximum HP +5
Boots of Twilight Whispers None 26
broken clock None 12 Monster Level +5
brown plastic baby None 18
bugbear communicator badge None 26
  • Quest Item
bugbear detector None 16
  • Increases chance of encountering Bugbears
  • May not equip more than one
Cat-Herding Prod None 16
cheap elven gloves None 18
cheap studded belt None 18
club necklace None 13  
coarse hemp socks None 17
  • +11 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • (During Crimbo 2015 event only)
consolation ribbon None 18 All Attributes +1
continuum transfunctioner None 25
Counterclockwise Watch None 22
CRIMBCO lanyard None 15
  • Lets you work harder!
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Crimbomega drive chain None 22
  • Moxie +5
  • +20 Sleaze Damage
  • +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of LUBE in combat
crying statue earrings None 22
crystalline seal eye None 20
  • +200% Item Drops from Seals
  • May not equip more than one
dark baconstone ring None 20
dark hamethyst ring None 19
  • Muscle +15
  • Critical Hits Deal Extra Damage
dark porquoise ring None 19
defective Golden Mr. Accessory None 30
  • Custom item given to Invariel
  • Muscle +15
  • Mysticality +15
  • Moxie +14
dethklok None 8 +15 Spooky Damage
diamond necklace None 16  
dice belt buckle None 16
  • +1 Random Monster Modifier
dice ring None 9
  • +1 Random Monster Modifier
dice sunglasses None 15
  • +1 Random Monster Modifier
dirty hobo gloves None 17
disembodied smile None 17
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen None 27
E.M.U. Unit None 11
elven socks None 11
El Vibrato translator None 21 Translates El Vibrato language to English
Elvish sunglasses None 17
  • +10 Moxie
  • +10% Moxie
  • +15 Bonus Ranged Damage
  • +25% Pickpocket Chance
  • Lets you perform an instrumental solo once per combat, if a suitable musical instrument is equipped
  • May not equip in Hardcore
  • May not equip more than one
encoder ring None 12 May not equip more than one
ESP suppression collar None 22
  • Quest item
evil flaming eyeball pendant None 28
exclusive ultra-rare item None 25
  • A custom item given to Phoenix and Mick
  • All Attributes +15
first-aid pouch None 15
  • Maximum HP +40
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
  • Is consumed when you lose to a monster, removing Beaten Up and giving effect You're Back
fishbone belt None 13
  • +25% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Weapon Damage +25
  • (Heavy Rains only)
fishbone bracers None 16
  • +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Spell Damage +100%
  • (Heavy Rains only)
fishbone facemask None 17
  • Monster Level -30
  • (Heavy Rains only)
fishbone fins None 13
  • Makes it harder for enemies to hit you in flood conditions
fishbone kneepads None 17
  • +60% Combat Initiative
  • (Heavy Rains only)
flashing novelty button None 23
flask flops None 11
  • +20% Booze Drops from Monsters
  • +3 Maximum Hooch
foam noodle None 11 Allows you to Swim in the Fountain
fossilized necklace None 19
  • All Attributes +2*B
  • Spell Damage +2*S
  • Weapon Damage +3*N
  • All Attributes +(3*W)%
  • +(3*D) Hot Damage
  • +(3*P) Spooky Damage
  • Variables based on total fossil kills
French slippers None 15 Theorized to increase chance of successful Run Away
frosty halo None 11
fudge pocket square None 19
furry halo None 10
fuzzy bracelets None 15
Gary Claybender's Time Screwer None 30
  • Mysticality +5
  • Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
  • This item will disappear at the end of the day
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon None 27
giant designer sunglasses None 25 Moxie -10%
giant diamond ring None 18
glacial clock None 13 +15 Cold Damage
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch None 27
gold wedding ring None 17
Golden Mr. Accessory None 20
government-issued night-vision goggles None 38
GPS-tracking wristwatch None 23
  • Quest item
gray bow tie None 12
green glowstick None 15
Groll doll None 10
gummi bowtie None 12
haggis socks None 12
Hand in Glove None 13
hazardous sauce dosimeter None 25
ice skates None 10
incredibly dense meat gem None 25
inflatable duck None 15 Allows you to Swim in the Fountain
intergalactic pom poms None 22
Item #13 None 16  
jar of anniversary jam None 22 All Attributes +1
jaunty feather None 14
  • All Attributes +1
  • Maximum HP/MP +3
Jekyllin hide belt None 18
Juju Mojo Mask None 14
  • All Attributes +10%
  • +2 Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Big Mojo
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
  • Cannot be equipped with the V for Vivala mask
Junior Adventurer's merit badge None 31
  • All Attributes +3
  • Cannot equip more than one
Junior LAAAAME merit badge None 26 All Attributes +1
knobby kneepads None 15 Bonus Weapon Damage +3
KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet None 28
KoL Con X Bingo Card None 20
kumquartz ring None 14
  • +200% Physical Damage
  • Bonus while adventuring in the Candy Diorama only
  • May not equip more than one
left half of a heart necklace None 29  
loafers None 7
Loathing Legion necktie None 23
  • +4 Stat(s) Per Fight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Loathing Legion rollerblades None 28
  • Combat Initiative +50%
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
lollipop cufflinks None 18
Lord Spookyraven's spectacles None 29 Enables viewing of glyphs at Wine Cellar Glyphs/a dusty bottle of wine
lube-shoes None 10
  • Quest Item
  • Moxie -10%
  • Good for lubricating rollercoaster tracks
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace None 26 Sometimes gives a ten-leaf clover after non-combats
LWA ring None 8 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
makeshift SCUBA gear None 20
Marvelous Unitard None 17
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
mayfly bait necklace None 20
Mega Gem None 8  
memory of a cultist's robe None 26
mirrored aviator shades None 23
  • Moxie +15
  • Kill 10% More Skeletons
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
monster bait None 12
mood ring None 9  
Mr. Accessory None 13
  • All Attributes +15
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Accessory Jr. None 17
Mr. Eh? None 7
  • All Attributes +N, based on the exchange rate between the Canadian and American dollars, capped at 15
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Exploiter None 13  
Ms. Accessory None 13
  • All Attributes +15
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
mysterious silver lapel pin None 27
  • Regenerate 5-9 HP per adventure
  • +5% Meat from Monsters
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
navel ring of navel gazing None 26
novelty tattoo sleeves None 22
observational glasses None 21
  • +5% Item Drops from Monsters
  • Quest Item
offensive moustache None 19
old school calculator watch None 27
  • Math!
  • May delevel, do damage, recover HP or give Meat in combat.
orange glowstick None 16
orange leather lanyard None 22
  • Weapon Damage +15
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder None 31
  • Holds 3 folders (5 in KOLHS)
  • Does lots of things based on inserted folders
  • May not equip more than one
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore (except in KOLHS)
pair of government shades None 25 Maximum HP +10
pair of pearidot earrings None 25
paperclip-on tie None 16
  • Part of the Paperclippery
  • Weapon Damage +5
  • Spell Damage +5
  • +1 Stat(s) Per Fight
pat-a-cake pendant None 18
patent leather shoes None 20
Personal Ventilation Unit None 25
  • Quest item
  • Base Muscle Limited to 100
  • Base Mysticality Limited to 100
  • Base Moxie Limited to 100
  • Allows Safe Access to Secret Government Lab
pine cone necklace None 18
pink glowstick None 14
pink plastic baby None 17
plastic Duskwalker necklace None 27
plastic spider ring None 19
  • Mysticality +3
  • Allows use of the Shoot Web skill
plastic vampire fangs None 21
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Duck None 23
  • So-So Cold Resistance
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Frank None 24
  • Muscle +10%
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump None 30
  • So-So Hot Resistance
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking None 27
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan None 26
  • So-So Sleaze Resistance
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Moog None 23
  • Moxie +10%
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing None 26
  • So-So Spooky Resistance
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth None 27
  • Mysticality +10%
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter None 26
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth None 27
  • +3 to Familiar Weight
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
polyester pulsera None 17
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • +10% Pickpocket Chance
  • Combat Initiative +20%
  • Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP
portable cassette player None 24
purple glowstick None 16
Radio KoL Antenna Ball None 22
Radio KoL Bottle Opener None 23
Radio KoL Coffee Mug None 20
Radio KoL Flashlight None 20
Radio KoL Keychain None 18
Radio KoL Maracas None 17
Radio KoL Patch None 15
red armband None 11
  • +11 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • (During Crimbo 2015 event only)
red plastic baby None 16
red-hot medallion None 17
  • +30 Hot Damage
  • Gives a tattoo
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
reinforced furry underpants None 27
ridiculous belt None 15
ridiculous earring None 18
ridiculous sunglasses None 21
right half of a heart necklace None 30  
ring of Detect Boring Doors None 27
  • Detects Boring Doors (Duh)
  • Allows you to skip three rooms ahead instead of opening a treasure chest in The Daily Dungeon
ring of half-assed regeneration None 31
  • Regenerate 1-5 HP per Adventure (sometimes)
  • May not equip more than one
ring of telling skeletons what to do None 36
rose-colored glasses None 20
rubber WWBBDD? bracelet None 23 A custom item given to BlackBeltDuck
rubber WWBD? bracelet None 21  
rubber WWJD? bracelet None 21  
rubber WWSPD? bracelet None 22  
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet None 23  
scabrous seal epaulets None 22
seal medal None 10
second-hand knockoff engagement ring None 36
  • A custom item given to Mr Magnifico
  • All Attributes +1
  • May not equip more than one
Senior LAAAAME merit badge None 26 All Attributes +3
shin gourds None 11
  • Damage Reduction: 5
  • Weapon Damage +10
  • You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
shining halo None 12
shock belt None 10
Sister Accessory None 16
  • All Attributes +5
  • +25% Meat from Monsters
    (minimum of +20 Meat)
skeletal scabbard None 17
skeleton skis None 13
slime convention pin None 20
  • Moxie -1
snow belt None 9
soul mask None 9
soul monocle None 12
  • Reveals secrets
  • May not equip more than one
spade necklace None 14  
spaghetti cult robe None 19
  • Quest Item
sparkly engagement ring None 23
  • A custom item given to Phoenix
  • All Attributes +15
  • May not equip more than one
special sauce glove None 19
  • Allows equipping of chefstaves
  • Bonus for Ss only
  • May not equip more than one
sphygmayomanometer None 18
  • All Attributes +Y%
  • (Y is 20 more than your mayo blood level)
spiked boots None 12
  • Quest item
  • Deal some damage at the start of combat
spirit bell None 11
spring boots None 12
  • Quest item
  • Sometimes Avoid Enemy Attacks
Star of Bravery None 15
stick-on eyebrow piercing None 25
  • Muscle +1
  • Can block attacks, but breaks
sticky gloves None 13
stinky cheese eye None 17
strawberyl necklace None 19
string of blue beads None 20 Mysticality +1
string of green beads None 21 Moxie +1
string of red beads None 19 Muscle +1
stuffed carpenter None 17
  • Restores HP and MP when a stuffed walrus is also equipped
stuffed mink None 12  
stuffed walrus None 14
  • Restores HP and MP when a stuffed carpenter is also equipped
Superhero Reboots None 17
sweat socks None 11
Talisman of Baio None 16
Talisman of Bakula None 18
test case None 9
  • Maximum HP/MP +20000
  • +10000% Item Drops from Monsters
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • Custom item for Jick
Time Bandit Badge of Courage None 28
  • Base Muscle Limited to 50
  • Base Mysticality Limited to 50
  • Base Moxie Limited to 50
  • Proves your worth to the Time Bandits
time halo None 9
Time Lord Badge of Honor None 24
  • Base Muscle Limited to 50
  • Base Mysticality Limited to 50
  • Base Moxie Limited to 50
  • Proves your worth to the Time Lords
time-twitching toolbelt None 23
  • All Attributes +15
  • +60% Item Drops in the Time-Twitching Tower
  • Reveals various Time-Forgotten Secrets
  • (also in the Time-Twitching Tower)
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg None 33
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer None 34
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning None 30
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory None 36
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree None 38
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer None 30
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo None 24
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer None 32
tiny die-cast factory worker elf None 32
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo None 27
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg None 29
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf None 31
tiny die-cast golden ring None 25
tiny die-cast goose a-laying None 28
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer None 33
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer None 32
tiny die-cast killing bird None 26
tiny die-cast middle-management elf None 35
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf None 31
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg None 36
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg None 35
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer None 33
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer None 33
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf None 34
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming None 30
tiny die-cast Swiss hen None 23
tiny die-cast turtle mech None 25
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo None 24
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign None 37
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer None 32
tiny plastic 11 Dealer None 22 +4% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf None 25 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman None 32
tiny plastic accordion thief None 28
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart None 37
  • Moxie +1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear None 40 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll None 35 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic angry bugbear None 26 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic angry goat None 23 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic angry space marine None 31 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic anime smiley None 25 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic animelf None 20
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman None 32 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic astronomer None 23 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Axe Wound None 22 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy None 29 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth None 32 +3% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic barrrnacle None 23 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic batbugbear None 23 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type None 36 Muscle +3
tiny plastic beanbat None 20 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic bee swarm None 22 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic beebee gunners None 27 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Beebee King None 24 Combat Initiative +5%
tiny plastic beebee queue None 25 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Beelzebozo None 23 +5 Sleaze Damage
tiny plastic Best Game Ever None 27
  • All Attributes +5%
tiny plastic Big Candy None 22
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar None 29
tiny plastic Black Knight None 25 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear None 30 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic blazing bat None 24 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball None 35 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic blooper None 20 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon None 23 Mysticality +3
tiny plastic Boris None 18
tiny plastic Boss Bat None 21 Maximum HP +5
tiny plastic brainsweeper None 25 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic briefcase bat None 26 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic bugaboo None 20 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic buzzerker None 22 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard None 28 +1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic cavebugbear None 24 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter None 38 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat None 25 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ None 24
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite None 40
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel None 32
tiny plastic cocoabo None 20 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic coffee pixie None 25 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic colollilossus None 26
tiny plastic conservationist hippy None 34 +5 Stench Damage
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ None 23
  • +4% Item Drops from Monsters
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino None 26 +4% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic Crimbo elf None 23 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer None 28
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath None 26

May not equip more than one

tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva None 28
  • So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
tiny plastic Crimbomega None 23
  • All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Crimbomination None 27 +1 Prismatic Damage
tiny plastic Crimborgatron None 26
  • So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
tiny plastic Crimbot None 20
  • +1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram None 33
  • Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure
  • May not equip more than one
tiny plastic cubist bull None 24 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic demoninja None 22 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic disco bandit None 25
tiny plastic Don Crimbo None 23 Bonus Weapon Damage +5%
tiny plastic drunk goat None 23 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller None 28 +1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic exo-suited miner None 29
  • Muscle +1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash None 30 +3% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic Father McGruber None 28 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic fax machine None 24
  • +2 Prismatic damage
tiny plastic Felonia None 20 +5 Spooky Damage
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus None 38 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker None 39 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic fire servant None 25 +5 Damage to Hot Spells
tiny plastic fluffy bunny None 25 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic fruit golem None 24 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard None 25
tiny plastic fuzzy dice None 23 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic G Imp None 18 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej None 34
  • So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
tiny plastic Gary Claybender None 28 +1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick None 36 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic ghuol whelp None 24 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers None 35 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire None 34 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser None 34 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester None 32 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic GORM-8 None 19
tiny plastic goth giant None 23 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic grue None 17 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic handsome mariachi None 30 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist None 40 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Hellion None 20 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic hermit None 19 +6% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic hobo elf None 21
  • +4% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey None 35 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear None 30 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty None 23 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker None 33 +1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic Jarlsberg None 22
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. None 27
tiny plastic killer bee None 23 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter None 37 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl None 35 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King None 29 Muscle +3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist None 38 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti None 23 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box None 29 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic leprechaun None 23 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic levitating potato None 30 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman None 27 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic MechaElf None 21
tiny plastic Mob Penguin None 24 Bonus Weapon Damage +3
tiny plastic moneybee None 21 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic mosquito None 21 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic Mr. Mination None 25
  • +4 to Monster Level
tiny plastic mumblebee None 22 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic mutant elf None 23
tiny plastic ninja snowman None 26 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers None 28 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy None 28 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic pastamancer None 24
tiny plastic peacannon None 22 Bonus Ranged Damage +5
tiny plastic Professor What None 27 +1 to Monster Level
tiny plastic Protagonist None 24 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Queen Bee None 22 Maximum HP +10
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red None 28
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime None 31 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic sauceror None 21
tiny plastic scary clown None 24 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner None 28 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Scream Queen None 25 All Attributes +1
tiny plastic seal clubber None 25
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit None 39
  • Mysticality +1
tiny plastic senile lihc None 24 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer None 30
tiny plastic smarmy pirate None 26 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete None 24
tiny plastic Spam Witch None 23 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear None 26 +5 Spooky Damage
tiny plastic spiny skelelton None 28 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton None 35 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic spooky vampire None 27 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess None 28 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic stab bat None 21 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic star starfish None 26 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic stocking mimic None 27 +10% Candy Items from Monsters
tiny plastic strand of DNA None 26 All Attributes +3
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker None 29 +1 to Familiar Weight
tiny plastic taco cat None 21 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf None 33
  • All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf None 37
  • So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski None 31 Food Drops: +3%
tiny plastic the Free Man None 25 Mysticality +5
tiny plastic The Man None 20 +3% Meat from Monsters
tiny plastic topiary golem None 26 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Toybot None 19
tiny plastic trollipop None 22
tiny plastic Trouser Snake None 26 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic turtle tamer None 25
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo None 25 All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku None 27
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni None 34 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic warbear None 20
tiny plastic warbear fortress None 29
  • All Attributes +3
tiny plastic warwelf None 20 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic whitesnake None 23 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer None 33 Bonus Weapon Damage +5
tiny plastic XXX pr0n None 21 Monster Level +1
tiny plastic zmobie None 19 Monster Level +1
topiary necktie None 15
  • Part of the Topiara
  • Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)
torquoise ring None 14
tourmalime tourniquet None 21
Uncle Buck None 10
  • Maximum HP +15
V for Vivala mask None 17
vampire collar None 14
  • Makes You Act Like a Vampire. Blah.
    • On criticals, gain 10% of damage in HP.
  • May not equip more than one
warbear energy bracers None 22
  • Monster attacks reduce MP instead of HP
  • Bonus for PMs only
  • May not equip more than one
warbear exo-arm None 15
  • Increases the magnitude of your Smacks
  • Bonus for SCs only
  • May not equip more than one
warbear hoverbelt None 17
warbear laser beacon None 20
Warehouse 23 bling None 18 Maximum MP +23
water wings None 11 Allows you to Swim in the Fountain
water wings for babies None 22
wheel None 5 Combat Initiative +10%
white collar None 12
wicker kickers None 14
wicker ticker None 13
  • Part of Wicker Wear
  • Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
  • Spell Damage +20%
  • Collecting Soul Sauce restores HP
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter None 26
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • Detects Anomalous Materials of Xiblaxian Origin
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles None 32
  • +15% Meat from Monsters
  • They Really Open Your Eyes
Xlyinia's notebook None 18
x-ray specs None 11  
Yearbook Club Camera None 20
  • Available in KOLHS only
  • Does lots of things based on upgrades
yellow glowstick None 16
your cowboy boots None 17
  • Quest item
  • Enchantment varies
  • Maximum HP/MP +25
  • Allows skill of Cowboy Kick
zombie monkey necklace None 22
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