A butt tuba
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a butt tuba
Look, the fewer questions you ask about this, the happier you'll be. Just wash off the mouthpiece before you play it, okay?
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed horn)
Power: 145
Moxie Required: 57
Selling Price: 50 Meat.Enchantment:
+15 Sleaze Damage ( In-game plural: butt tubas) Obtained From
- The Palindome
- Bob Racecar
Messages
You play an impromptu tuba solo. <It> doesn't appreciate your artistic expression, and suffers X damage. BOINK! ZAP! WHACK!
You play some heavy metal on your tuba. Get it? Heavy metal? 'Cause the tuba's heavy and made of metal? Ah, forget it. You do X damage. SMACK! WHAMMO! SOCKO!
You play a little oom-pah, oom-pah on your a butt tuba, doing X damage. Man, what's that smell? SMACK! WHACK! BARF!
You play an extremely low note on your tuba. It sounds exactly the way the mouthpiece smells, and does X damage. BAM! BAM! BOOF!
References
- The "extremely low note" is referencing the brown note and its consequences.
- "a butt tuba" is a palindrome, along with just about everything in the Palindome.
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