A big Q.

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A big Q.

You walk down the slope of the Greater-Than Sign, and end up in a strange room with dots on the floor.

Abruptly, a giant capital Q appears in front of you, touches you with its (insert the name of whatever you call the straight part of a capital Q here,^[sic]) and disappears.

You notice the scenery beginning to change at random...

Teleportitis

You acquire an effect: Teleportitis (duration: 5 Adventures)

Occurs at The Enormous Greater-Than Sign.

References

• The straight part of a capital Q is called a tail.
• A capital Q in NetHack represents a Quantum Mechanic, whose attack is to teleport away the victim.