A Wrenching Adventure
You climb a pyramid made of junked cars and find Yossarian at the top. For some reason, he's wearing half of his military uniform and nothing else. Unfortunately, he's wearing the wrong half. You avert your eyes and hand over the crescent wrench you took back from the gremlins.
"Ah, thanks for finding my crescent wrench," he says, then frowns. "Those freakin' gremlins, man... anyway, I can't make any more war machines. Since the war is over, the council kind of frowns on people churning out weapons."
He shrugs. "I've got to drive my granddaughter across the country to a beauty pageant, anyway. We're driving this old hippy bus -- what could possibly go wrong? Anyway, I'll give you Xmeat for the wrench, since you went to all the trouble."
You hand over the wrench and go to find something eye-gougingly sharp.
|You gain 1,500 Meat.|
Occurs at The Junkyard (Post-War).
- This adventure will only occur if you did not complete the Retrieve Yossarian's Tools subquest and obtained the molybdenum crescent wrench.
- Driving his granddaughter cross-country to a beauty pageant is a reference to Alan Arkin's role in Little Miss Sunshine.