A Spine-Tingling Adventure

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A Spine-Tingling Adventure

You step into a ruined stone building, and find yourself face-to-skull with a grinning skeleton! Hurriedly, you start to draw your weapon, but are interrupted by a voice: "Please don't attack that, it was terribly expensive."

You spin around, and see a pygmy in a white lab coat. "Also, please don't attack me. I'm from the friendly pygmy tribe in the area. I'm Dr. Ngeemb'tag'erg," he says, shaking your hand.

"Are you the tribe's witch doctor?"

"More precisely, I'm the witch chiropractor. Would you like a free consultation?"

After an hour or so of having your limbs twisted into awkward positions and being shot with blowgun needles in precise locations, you feel surprisingly good.

Occurs at Ruins.

References

• "Being shot with blowgun needles in precise locations" refers to the Chinese medical practice of acupuncture where needles are inserted into acupoints.