A Sappy Vacation (cider)
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A Sappy Vacation
You're cross-country skiing through the forests around Large Donkey Mountain when you run into ForestGoatee, the hipster Ent.
"Hooom, man," he says. "Cross-country skiing? No snowboarding? No Xtreme Downhill? Do you have any idea how dorky that is?"
"Yup," you reply. "It's about as dorky as wearing mesh trucker caps and thick plastic-frame glasses."
"Exactly," he says, and pats you on the back (knocking you over in the process, but then thoughtfully setting you back on your skis). "For a hasty one, you're pretty hip. I believe you are a new species - a half-hipling. I shall have to discuss this with my fellow hipster Ents. Here, you look thirsty -- take this -- it's a refreshing beverage what we brew from ourselves."
"You mean you brew it yourselves?"
"No. We brew it from ourselves."
Occurs at Large Donkey Mountain Ski Resort.
References
- Parts of this adventure refer to the Lord of the Rings book series, where Ents, a race of tree-like creatures, accuse halflings of being very hasty. The name "ForestGoatee" is a play on "Treebeard", the name of a prominent Ent in the Lord of the Rings.
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