A Perfectly-coiffed Wolfman

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A Perfectly-coiffed Wolfman
A Perfectly-coiffed Wolfman

As you head out to get some treats and/or turn some tricks, a furry arm reaches out of a narrow alley and pulls you off of the street. You spin around to see a real wolfman! You start to scream, but he puts down his piñolada[sic] and starts to speak.

"Hey, fellow wolfman," he says, "have you seen the new flavor of energy drink that Nardz just put out? It's specially formulated for monsters like us." As he hands you the can, he adds, "just don't tell anyone that we have these, or people will start kicking them all willy-nilly."

Then the wolfman finally gets a good look at you. "Hey," he says, "did you know you have a zipper on the back of your head? You look like those kids who like to dress up like wolfmen. Whenever I see one of those kids, I give them a stern talking-to, and a disemboweling."

You run away as fast as you can, unzipping the mask and throwing it behind you so the wolfman won't recognize you.

Monstar.gifYou acquire an item: Wolfman Nardz

Occurs when Trick or Treating with a wolfman mask equipped.

References

  • The werewolf in this adventure is a reference to Warren Zevon's song "Werewolves of London", which features the lyrics "I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's / and his hair was perfect."
  • Kicking the wolfman's Nardz is a reference to the 1987 movie Monster Squad, in which the kids in the movie are confronted by a werewolf and have a discussion about kicking him in the testicles.