A Few Screws Loose
You see Yossarian sitting on a busted-up old mattress, applying duct tape to a deflated life raft. You clear your throat until he looks up at you.
"Ah," he says, "I see you've found my molybdenum screwdriver. I can't work on these machines anymore, though -- watching the horrors of this war has made me want to really do something with my life. So I'm going to put on a hospital robe and paddle this life raft off into the sunset, thereby becoming a poignant metaphor of something or other.
I need to get rid of my wealth before I go, though, so I'll give you some Meat for the screwdriver. Thanks!"
Since you don't have any more screws to drive, you gladly hand over the screwdriver.
|You gain 1,500 Meat.|
Occurs at The Junkyard (Post-War).
- This adventure will only occur if you did not complete the Retrieve Yossarian's Tools subquest and obtained the molybdenum screwdriver.
- Refers to the ending of Catch-22, where Yossarian paddles off in the lifeboat.