A Concerned Citizen

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A Concerned Citizen

As you're stumbling drunk through an alley on the Wrong Side of the Tracks, a stranger walks up to you.

"Y'know, you really shouldn't be walking around here intoxicated like this. Don't you know that you're a lot more likely to get injured when you've been drinking?" he says.

"Wow, really?" you reply.

"Yep," says the stranger, as he punches you in the face and takes your wallet.

You lose 50 Meat.

You lose 5 hit points.

Occurs during St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor.