7-Foot Dwarf Foreman

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7-Foot Dwarf Foreman
Monster ID 98
Locations Itznotyerzitz Mine (semi-rarely)
Hit Points 50
Attack 57
Defense 51
No-Hit 67
Initiative 80
Meat 48-72
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, leg, head, torso
Drops
7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
Manuel Entry
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7-Foot Dwarf Foreman You're fighting a 7-Foot Dwarf Foreman

This is a foreman of the 7-Foot Dwarves who work Itznotyerzitz Mine. The foremen live in a nearby gorge.

You'd better be careful, or he might beat you up and cook you on his gorge Foreman grill.

Hit Message(s):

He swings his pickaxe at your <skull>. Ouch! Argh!

He swings both picks at you, hitting you square in the... I can't say. It's too horrible. Ow! Oof!

He smacks you right in the <calf> with his pickaxe. You feel your gorge rise. Argh! Ow! Argh! Oof! Ow!

He presses your <solar plexus> in his gorge Foreman grill. Smells delicious, but hurts something fierce. Eek! Argh! Ooh! Argh! Eek!

Grilled.gifYou acquire an effect: Grilled
(duration: 5 Adventures)
Critical Hit Message:

He gorges himself on dwarven mushrooms and then attacks you in a berserker fury. You're pretty sure his love for you isn't anything like a truck. Except that getting run over by his love hurts as much as getting run over by a truck. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He starts to pickaxe you, but you axe him not to.

He swings both picks at you but they clang together harmlessly above your head.

He starts to smack you again, but is distracted by a nearby table of snacks, upon which he gorges himself.

He tries to press you in his gorge Foreman grill, but it's too small to fit around your <foot>.

Fumble Message:

He gorges himself on dwarven mushrooms and prepares to attack you, but it turns out he ate the wrong kind of mushrooms. He swells to twice his original size and whacks his head on the ceiling of the cave. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 49-70 Meat
Mattock.gifYou acquire an item: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock (30% chance)*
Minerhat.gifYou acquire an item: miner's helmet (30% chance)*
Whitepants.gifYou acquire an item: miner's pants (30% chance)*
You gain 14-15 <substat>.

Occurs at Itznotyerzitz Mine, semi-rarely.

References

  • The monster description is a play on the "George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine", more popularly known as the George Foreman Grill, named for—and promoted with great success by—Heavyweight Champion boxer George Foreman.
  • "You're pretty sure his love for you isn't anything like a truck" is a reference to a line in the film "Clerks": "My love for you is like a truck/Berserker!"
  • The fumble message is a reference to the Super Mushrooms from the Mario Bros series, which would make Mario into Super Mario, who was around twice as tall.