668 scroll

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668 scroll
668 scroll

This is a scroll with the number 668 written on it. Strange.

Type: usable (also usable in combat)
Selling Price: 87 Meat.

Mostly Just Confuses Enemies


(In-game plural: 668 scrolls)
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Item number: 548
Description ID: 961466781
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Recipe

Plus.gif 334 scroll 334 scroll
Equals.gif 668 scroll

When Used

  • From inventory:
Scroll1.gif
You read the arcane runes upon the 668 scroll, and summon the Neighbor of the Beast.

"Why have you summoned me?" he thunders.

"Umm, er..." you stammer.

"Okay, then, I'll pick something for you."

"$command!" he shouts.

<effect>
"Now get off my lawn!"


(where $command and <effect> are one of the following)
$command <effect> Frequency Notes
Wealth
Meat.gifYou gain some Meat.
15% Gain 1 to 10*(main stat) Meat
Average meat gain is 5*(main stat)
Poverty
Meat.gifYou lose some Meat.
15% Lose 1 to 10*(main stat) Meat
Average meat loss is 5*(main stat)
Papayas
Papaya.gifYou acquire 10-15 papayas
15% Average of 12 papayas.
Power
You gain some Strengthliness.
You gain some Mysteriousness.
You gain some Chutzpah.
12.5% Gain 1 to 2*(main stat) in each stat
Average gain in each stat is 1*(main stat)
Weakness
You lose some Fortitude.
You lose some Mysteriousness.
You lose some Cheek.
12.5% Lose 1 to 3*(main stat) in each stat
Average loss in each stat is 2*(main stat)
Drunkenness You gain 10 Drunkenness. 20%  
Pain
HPYou lose 5%-100% of your maximum hit points.
10% Average loss is 60% of max HP
  • In combat:
Scroll1.gif
You hand the 668 scroll to your opponents. They unroll it, read it, and looks slightly confused by it. Then they tear it up and throw the bits into the wind.
Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by 1-3
Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by 1-3
Scroll1.gif
You hear a grinding of gears as you feed the 668 scroll into a slot on the front of the adding machine.
Scroll1.gif
You feed the 668 scroll into the slot on the front of the machine, and it starts clanking and vibrating as gears turn within its metal belly. It finishes with a loud *BANG* and a wisp of smoke rises from the top of it as it spits a different scroll back out of the slot.
Scroll1.gifYou acquire an item: 64735 scroll
Scroll1.gif
You feed the 668 scroll into the slot on the front of the machine, and it starts clanking and vibrating as gears turn within its metal belly. It finishes with a loud *BANG* and a wisp of smoke rises from the top of it as it spits a different scroll back out of the slot.
Scroll1.gifYou acquire an item: 31337 scroll

Uses

Notes

  • You cannot receive any drunkenness from the scroll if you are a Teetotaler or Oxygenarian.
  • In The Way of the Surprising Fist you will always get "Poverty".
  • 668 is the number you get if you divide 1337 by 2 and round down.
  • Before NS-13 this item was made by meatpasting.

References

  • The "Neighbor of the Beast" (668) is a play on the Number of the Beast (666), based on the fact that (in America, at least) houses next to each other on the same side of the street usually have numbers two apart, as all the evens are on one side and the odds on the other.

See Also

Collection

TOP 10 668 scroll collections
1. Thok - 100000 | 2. Reepicheep - 1428 | 3. Spo - 668 | 4. DaBaddestHic - 609 | 5. Jpatton - 523
6. crash bang boom - 308 | 7. Mistress of the Obvious - 300 | 8. Nikademus - 289 | 9. Lord Stefano - 282 | 10. ShadowsLight - 261
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings