668 scroll

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Recipe

rampaging adding machine	334 scroll	334 scroll
Recipe	668 scroll

When Used

• From inventory:

668 scroll

You read the arcane runes upon the 668 scroll, and summon the Neighbor of the Beast. "Why have you summoned me?" he thunders. "Umm, er..." you stammer. "Okay, then, I'll pick something for you." "$command" he shouts.

<effect>

"Now get off my lawn!"

(where $command and <effect> are one of the following)

$command	<effect>
Wealth!	You gain some Meat.
Poverty!	You lose some Meat.
Papayas!	papaya You acquire 10-14 papayas
Power!	You gain some Muscleboundness. You gain some Enchantedness. You gain some Cheek.
Weakness!	You lose some Muscleboundness. You lose some Enchantedness. You lose some Cheek.
Drunkenness!	You gain 10 Drunkenness.
Pain!	You lose some hit points.

• In combat:

668 scroll
	You hand the scroll to your opponents. They unroll it, read it, and looks slightly confused by it. Then they tear it up and throw the bits into the wind.

Against rampaging adding machines:

668 scroll
	You hear a grinding of gears as you feed the scroll into a slot on the front of the adding machine.

After first using a 64067 scroll against a rampaging adding machine :

668 scroll

You feed the scroll into the slot on the front of the machine, and it starts clanking and vibrating as gears turn within its metal belly. It finishes with a loud *BANG* and a wisp of smoke rises from the top of it as it spits a different scroll back out of the slot.

64735 scroll You acquire an item: 64735 scroll

After first using a 30669 scroll against a rampaging adding machine :

668 scroll

You feed the scroll into the slot on the front of the machine, and it starts clanking and vibrating as gears turn within its metal belly. It finishes with a loud *BANG* and a wisp of smoke rises from the top of it as it spits a different scroll back out of the slot.

31337 scroll You acquire an item: 31337 scroll

Uses

• 31337 scroll
• 64735 scroll

Notes

• You cannot receive any drunkenness from the scroll if you are a Teetotaler or Oxygenarian.
• 668 is the number you get if you divide 1337 by 2 and round down.
• Before NS-13 this item was made by meatpasting.

References

• The "Neighbor of the Beast" (668) is a play on the Number of the Beast (666), based on the fact that houses next to each other on the same side of the street usually have numbers two apart, as all the evens are on one side and the odds on the other.

Collection

	TOP 10 668 scroll collections
	1. Thok - 100000 | 2. Reepicheep - 1428 | 3. spo - 668 | 4. Sweet_Irene - 463 | 5. ShadowsLight - 261 6. Race_K2 - 200 | 7. jpatton - 190 | 8. theKMT - 164 | 9. Miss Sexualconduct - 147 | 10. Nikademus - 146 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings