4-dimensional guitar

4-dimensional guitar

This is a simple wooden guitar that's been cut into pieces and glued back together at some impossible angles. When you play it, the sound comes out somewhere totally different from where the strings are. It's great if you want to play some Indigo Girls covers, because let's face it -- your roomates don't really want to hear it.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)
Power: 130
Moxie Required: 50

Selling Price: 168 Meat.

Enchantment:
Ranged Damage +7
3x chance of Critical Hit

NOTE: If you wear multiple items that increase your Critical Hit multiplier, only the highest multiplier applies.

(In-game plural: 4-dimensional guitars)

You play a blistering solo on your 4-dimensional guitar. Another adventurer runs in from two rooms away and beats your opponent(s) for X damage. KERBLAM! WHAM! POW!

You play a non-Euclidean tune on your 4-dimensional guitar, confusing <it> for X damage. ZOT! ZOT! SOCKO!

You play a solo on the 4-dimensional guitar. It comes out as the smell of old leather and the taste of a ripe strawberry, but still does X damage. POW! BOINK! POW!

You try to play screedly meedly screeeeeOOOWW on your 4-dimensional guitar. It comes out as a shade of blue and the smell of freshly-baked bread, but still does X damage. BONK! BOINK! WHAM!