1335 HaXx0r
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 You're fighting a 1335 HaXx0rSomeday, this HaXx0r will be truly 1337, but right now he's got a ways to go.
Hit Message(s):
Critical Hit Message:
He decides to put his 1335 skills to rest and just beat you over the head with the little sign he's carrying. Turns out that's way more effective. Argh! Argh!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to HaxX0r j00 in the <neck>, but has no skillz. Pwnt!
He tries to HaXx0riz2 j00, but isn't 1337 e nuff.
Fumble Message:
He tries to pull off some really elaborate, 1337 haxx0rization on you. The more he tries to haxx0r, though, the more it's clear he's just not 1337 yet.
Monster-Specific Hit Message:
You hit the HaXx0r in his baXx0r for X damage. BARF! SPLAT! WHACK!
  Meat | You gain 24-38 Meat. (average: 30.4, stdev: 3.0)* |
Occurs at The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm.
References
- This monster makes especially heavy use of Elitespeak, a type of internet slang. This type of slang is frequently associated with the popular image of computer hackers. Especially notable in this instance:
- haxx0r = hack or hacker
- 1337 = 'Leet' (as in an elite hacker)
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