|Locations||The Neverending Party|
|Hit Points||75% of its Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie - 10|
|Defense||Player's Muscle - 10|
You encounter a girl with glasses and a ponytail. How did she even get invited to this party? She's obviously extremely unattractive and socially inept, as evidenced by the glasses and ponytail.
She pulls a calculus book out of her backpack and accidentally hits you in the <forehead> with it. Ha ha, what a nerd. I mean ouch. Eek! Eek! Oof!
She's so socially awkward that it embarrasses you just watching. Ouch! Ow! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
Her dad, with whom she has a great relationship, drives up in his unimpressive but practical car and hits you with a baseball bat. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Argh! Eek! Ooh!
If looks could kill, she'd at least be maiming you right now if she wasn't so plain.
Instead of attacking you, she pulls out a calculus book and starts studying. Ha ha, what a nerd.
She doesn't attack you, because she has a really great relationship with her parents and never developed any violent tendencies. Or maybe she just got distracted. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 80-120 Meat. (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*|
|You acquire an item: electronics kit (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: dorky glasses (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ponytail clip (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: paint palette (% chance)*|
|You gain some <substat>.|
Occurs at The Neverending Party.