"I Love Me, Vol. I"
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"I Love Me, Vol. I"
This appears to be the first volume of the self-serving autobiography of the sinister trench-coated man that beat you up and stole the Staff of Fats (it turns out his name is Dr. Awkward, by the way. In case you were wondering).
Type: usable
Cannot be traded
Cannot be discarded
Quest Item( In-game plural: Pamela Andersons) Obtained From
- The Palindome
- Drawn Onward
When Used
 "I Love Me, Vol. I"
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| It's mostly just a collection of insane, egotistical ramblings, but you skim through it looking for the good parts...
It seems that the Doctor has perfected some kind of mystical field that makes his enemies particularly clumsy and inept.
Problematic.
On the bright side, you also find some references to a lab technician named Mr. Alarm that Dr. Awkward fired for insubordination -- maybe if you can find him, he'll know of a solution.
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Notes
References
- There is a real book by this title, though it is attributed as being "S. Wordrow's," rather than Dr. Awkward's. It's an encyclopedia of palindromes.
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