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Effects / Buffs
Written by Nikademus   
Wednesday, 15 February 2006

Effects are temporary, er, effects which can be acquired by a variety of means. Some items and skills will give you temporary positive effects, and some monsters and traps will give you temporary negative effects.

The number in parentheses next to the effect in the character pane shows the number of adventures the effect will last.

Some items are enchanted to give you intrinsic effects, which do not go away until you unequip the item. These effects are shown with an infinity sign next to them.

Name Source Effect
1337p4n7Z 1337 7r0uZ0RZ +6 Muscle
-3 Moxie
Ancestral Disapproval clan purchase +10% Mysticality
Antsy in your Pantsy Maple Syrup
+5% to all stats
And Your Family, Too The Don's Special, from the back room of Uncle P's -10 lbs to Familiar
Apathy Mr. Mediocrebar
Kill the lizardman in the Daily Dungeon
-30% to all stats
Arse-a'fire arse-a'fire elixir +200% Muscle
Astral Shell Turtle Tamer skill Increased damage absorption
Beaten Up 0 HP, Explosion-flavored chewing gum, or drinking Dyspepsi-Cola after eating Rock Pops -50% to all stats
Black Tongue
Eating a black snowcone
Item drop increase
Meat drop increase
+5 pounds to familiar
+20 HP per fight
+20 MP per fight
+2.5 XP per fight
Bloody Hand seal tooth Requirement for making a blood-faced volleyball
Blue Tongue
Eating a blue snowcone
Item drop increase
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption Accordion Thief skill Increased damage absorption
Broken Knees The Don's Special, from the back room of Uncle P's -30% Muscle
Butt-Rock Hair can of hair spray +15% Moxie
Canadianity white Canadian Makes chat speech Canadianified
Chalky Equality potion of chalky equality Makes Mysticality & Moxie equal to Muscle
Chapped Legs leather chaps -2 Muscle
+4 Moxie
Clean-Shaven shaving cream
+5 Moxie
Cletus's Canticle of Celerity Accordion Thief skill Increased combat initiative
Increased chance of successfully fleeing
Complete Delusion wolf mask +4 Muscle
+5 Moxie
Confused herb brownies
Senior mints
Yummy Tummy bean
Mind Flayer attack
Fancy chocolate
Dungeon of Doom potion
Now and Earlier
-30% Mysticality
Corroded Weapon The Dungeons of Doom adventure Reduced combat damage
Dill-Tastic dill potion +15 to all stats
Disco State of Mind Disco Bandit skill +2 Moxie for 5 adventures
Draggin' Balls draggin' ball hat -3 Muscle
+6 Moxie
Dwarven Hardiness dwarf bread +5% Muscle
Egg-cellent Vocabulary yellow plastic or polka-dot oyster eggs
Increased Moxie?
Egg-headedness yellow paisley or plastic oyster eggs
Increased Mysticality?
Egg-stortionary Tactics black paisley, striped or polka-dot oyster eggs Increased meat drop rate
Egg-stra Arm yellow plastic or striped oyster eggs
Increased combat damage
Eggs-tra Sensory Perception Off-white paisley, striped or poka-dot oyster eggs
Increased item drop rate
Elemental Saucesphere Sauceror skill Elemental protection
Embarrassed patchouli incense stick -30% Moxie
Empathy
Turtle Tamer skill +5 lbs to familiar
Engorged Weapon Meleegra pills Increased combat damage
Enraged clan purchase +10% Muscle
Equilibrium equilibrium juice Makes Muscle & Moxie equal to Mysticality
Eye of the Lihc lihc eye pie Spooky protection
Extreme Muscle Relaxation Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub +25% Muscle
-25% Combat Initiative
Far Out patchouli incense stick +1 Mysticality
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric Accordion Thief skill Increased item drops
Flower Power flower petal pie +20% to all stats
Free Bird Radio Free Pants +20 Mysticality
Fresh Scent
deodorant
Reduced monster encounters
Ghostly Shell Turtle Tamer skill Increased damage absorption
Gnawed-Off Arm St. Sneaky Pete's Day Drunken Stupor -5 Muscle
Gothy

spooky eyeliner
spooky lipstick

-10 Muscle
+10 Mysticality
-10 Moxie
Goofball Withdrawal Not using goofballs after becoming addicted to them -50% to all stats
Gr8tness potion of temporary gr8tness +100% to all stats
Grapefruit Power grapefruit juice of powerful power +50% to all stats
Green Tongue
Eating a green snowcone
+5 pounds to familiar
Hennaliciousness henna tattoo +3 Mysticality
Hernia! mafia aria without support cummerbund
-70% Muscle
Hippy Stench
reodorant Increased monster encounters
Hombre Muerto Caminando marzipan skull Maximum MP +20
Slight Spooky Resistance
Hoojiwat's Hymn of Healthiness Accordion Thief skill Increases maximum HP
Hopped Up on Goofballs goofballs +20% Muscle
+20% Moxie
Izchak's Blessing Dungeon Potions* +25% Moxie
Jabañero Saucesphere Sauceror skill Damages enemies when they attack you and returns the damage dealt as MP
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction Accordion Thief skill Increased combat damage
Jalapeño Saucesphere Sauceror skill Damages enemies when they attack and returns the damage dealt as HP
Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy Knob Goblin love potion +2 Moxie
-15 Muscle substat (permanent)
Knob Goblin Perfume Knob Goblin perfume Allows you to complete The King of Cobb's Knob quest
Leash of Linguini Pastamancer skill +5 lbs to Familiar
Lemon Enlightenment cosmic lemonade +100% Mysticality
Light! birthday candle unknown
Macho Profundo Using a mafia aria with a support cummerbund equipped +60% Muscle
+60% Moxie
Magical Mojomuscular Melody Accordion Thief skill Increased maximum HP
Maraschino Moxiosity maraschino moxiosity potion +100% Moxie
Mariachi Mood Accordion Thief skill +1 Moxie
Missing Eyebrows unknown unknown
Missing Fingers Knob Goblin firecracker -3 Muscle
Moxious Madrigal Accordion Thief skill +10 Moxie
Mysteriously Handsome handsomeness potion +5% Moxie
Mystic Pickleness pickle-flavored chewing gum +5 Mysticality
-5 Muscle
Ode to Booze Accordion Thief skill Increased adventure gains from booze
Olive Drabness drab potion Makes Muscle equal to Mysticality
Orange Appeal orangish aphrodisiac +100% Moxie
Orange Tongue
Eating an orange snowcone
+2.5 XP per fight
Papowerful papotion of papower +100% Mysticality
Pasta Oneness Pastamancer skill
Mysticality +2 for 5 adventures
Patience of the Tortoise Turtle Tamer skill Muscle +1 for 5 adventures
Poisoned bag of airline peanuts, deadly nightshade, marzipan skull, Yummy Tummy bean, Daily Dungeon, Sleazy Back Alley, Dungeon of Doom, Whitey's Grove, Menagerie Level 3, or "Fun" House adventures
-30% to all stats
Polka of Plenty Accordion Thief skill Increased meat drop rate
Popping Stomach Rock Pops None
Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith Accordion Thief skill +10 Muscle
Psalm of Pointiness Accordion Thief skill Damages enemies when they attack
Purple Tongue
Eating a purple snowcone
+20 HP per fight
+20 MP per fight
Radio Head Radio Free Baseball Cap +20 Moxie
Rage of the Reindeer Seal Clubber skill +10% Muscle
Rainy Soul Miasma thin black candle +10 Muscle
+10 Mysticality
-5 Moxie
Red Neck mesh cap +4 Muscle
-2 Moxie
Red Tongue
Eating a red snowcone
Increased meat drops
Reptilian Fortitude Turtle Tamer skill Increased maximum HP
Saucemastery Sauceror skill +1 Mysticality
Seal Clubbing Frenzy Seal Clubber skill +2 Muscle
Sharp Weapon Knob Goblin sharpening spray Increased combat damage
Shiny Happy Weapon Radio Free Foil +20 Muscle
Shot in the Arse arse-shooting crossbow +15 to all stats
Sleeping with the Fishes cement shoes Increased resting effectiveness
Sleepy decorative fountain, Dungeon Potions*, Hippy Herbal tea, Yummy Tummy bean
-30% Muscle
Spicey Limeness lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum -5 Muscle
+5 Moxie
Spicy Mouth jabañero-flavored chewing gum +5 Mysticality
-5 Moxie
Spiky Hair super-spikey hair gel +6 Muscle
+6 Moxie
Springy Fusilli Pastamancer Skill
Increased combat initiative
Steroid Boost Knob Goblin steroids +2 Muscle
-15 Moxie substats (permanent)
Stevedave's Shanty Of Superiority Accordion Thief skill +10% to all stats
Stange Mental Acuity Dungeon Potions* +25% Mysticality
Strawberry Alarm alarming strawberry juice Makes Mysticality & Muscle equals Moxie
Sticky Hands pine tar
Decreased fumble chance
Strength of Ten Ettins Dungeon Potions* +25% Muscle
Sugar Rush various candies +5% Muscle
-10% Mysticality
+5% Moxie
Sunburned Palindome adventure -2 Muscle
-2 Moxie
Talking Like a Pirate
can of Binarrrca
Pirate-based chat affects
Tamarind Torment tamarind-flavored chewing gum +5 Muscle
-5 Moxie
Teleportitis The Enormous Greater-Than Sign adventure All adventures are at a random location
Temporary Lycanthropy blood of the Wereseal Alters Muscle depending on moon phases
Tenacity of the Snapper Turtle Tamer skill Increased combat damage
The Smile of Mr. A. Golden Mr. Accessory +15 to all stats
The Wrath of Grapes wrath serum +100% Muscle
Ticking Clock cheap wind-up clock Improved combat initiative
Tingly Biceps phonics down +5 Muscle
Tingly Elbows phonics down +5 Moxie
Tingly Wrists phonics down +5 Mysticality
Tomato Smoothness tomato smoothie Makes Moxie equal to Mysticality
Two Left Feet unknown unknown
Uncertain probability potion Randomly alters Muscle & Moxie
Whitened Teeth clan purchase +10% Moxie
Wings can of Red Minotaur Unknown (extra adventures?)
Wussiness wussiness potion -3 Muscle

* The ! potions (found in the Dungeon of Doom) have different effects for different people, and on different ascension. These potions are: bubbly potion, cloudy potion, dark potion, drab potion, effervescent potion, fizzy potion, milky potion, murky potion, smoky potion, and swirly potion.

Also, Yummy Tummy Beans and Marzipan Skulls can also give a lot of different effects randomly, but I have not included them in this list, for fear of cluttering it up too much

Comments (46)add comment

KikoMaster said:

  a can of red minotaur\'s effect should give you extra adventures everday because after rollover your effects dont go away. :grin
February 18, 2006

killzers said:

 
    February 18, 2006

    kookoo275 said:

      what about snowcone effects?
    February 24, 2006

    kenziev2 said:

      how do you get 1000 drunkness
    April 01, 2006

    luap1229 said:

      hey kenziev2
    to get 1000 drunkness i think ---- i think, you have to ascend many many times, get the liver of steel many many times, before you can get to 1000
    April 03, 2006

    Dunak said:

      To get 100 drunkness use ! potions one of them will give you drunkness. Liver of steel bah
    April 04, 2006

    bob_138 said:

      what about the yellow snowcone?
    April 15, 2006

    tijibub scarabus said:

      how do you get past the cave in the spooky gravy barrow once ive got the mysteriously glowing rock?
    those who have not ascended please ignore me
    April 21, 2006

    killercp14 said:

      To get the 1000 drunk you need to drink bubbly potions
    April 29, 2006

    lethe said:

      Dungeon of Doom potions also give the effect \"Object Detection\" (\"You are more finely attuned to the presence of objects. Not only do you have an increased ability to point out the obvious, but you also have a better chance of finding things.\")
    May 05, 2006

    coolcoop said:

      I got the Free Goofballs and had them...now i keep getting \"Goofball Withdrawal\"...is there anyway i can stop getting \"Goofball Withdrawal\" without buying more goofballs?
    May 14, 2006

    KikoMaster said:

      no, you just adventure it off
    May 18, 2006

    KikoMaster said:

      the Goofballs suck like hell
    May 21, 2006

    Hermano said:

      go to the mall and buy a soft green echo eyedrop antidote and use it to cure the efeect, k? Or you could fight the NS, she takes all effects away too.
    May 23, 2006

    Undead_Knave said:

      it doesn\'t give extra adventures, it gives extra PvP fightssmilies/smiley.gif
    June 04, 2006

    gunnarman said:

      BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS eat BEANS to get effects away
    June 06, 2006

    sr adamsquare said:

      If you use soft green echo eyedrop antidote on goofball withdrawl, it won\'t take the effect away
    June 12, 2006

    tjmtoad said:

      ohyar wad \'bout Half-Astral(got by eating astral potions)
    so wad does it the effect does to erm us
    June 17, 2006

    torture360 said:

      can u shrug off effects like sugar rush?
    June 20, 2006

    hell br1nger said:

      does the effect mysterious pickle help you get the familer spectral pickle
    June 27, 2006

    Almighty said:

      Where do you get buffs that you can cast on other people?
    July 01, 2006

    hell br1nger said:

      are there any effects needed to make any familers :roll :? :roll :?
    July 02, 2006

    fuzzywallaby said:

      when i used white lightning, i got the effect temporary blindness (3 adv.) after that, every monster i fought for the 3 adv was \"the darkness\", and then my crits started to get relli relli high. weird.
    July 07, 2006

    Viksagogo said:

      you need a bloody hand to make blood faced volley ball :p
    July 11, 2006

    hell br1nger said:

      how do you give out buffs i want to know? :upset :upset :upset
    July 28, 2006

    tbfunk said:

      When I click on an item it says I am not logged in and therefore not allowed to veiw said item... Help?
    August 05, 2006

    chickencluc0 said:

      Hmm...the can of Red Minotaur SEEMS to give me +7 moxie...?
    August 13, 2006

    kiedon said:

      your missing some of the reagent potions effects
    August 20, 2006

    Bryancheung said:

      lol bubly potion gave me teleportis
    August 23, 2006

    Morbid said:

      Goofballs, bad choice, they should always put a caution sign on the damn things, oh well. Life will go on... I suppose... :x
    September 09, 2006

    yoyomico said:

      someone who can should post something about sticky hands from cheat-o's; the increase meat dropts
    October 23, 2006

    yoyomico said:

      someone who can should post something about sticky hands from cheat-o's; the increase meat dropts
    October 23, 2006

    killlrco911 said:

      how do you buff ???? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
    November 01, 2006

    killlrco911 said:

      how do you get a potion of temporary gr8tness :? :?
    November 01, 2006

    th3round1 said:

      anyone know wut stinky breath does?!?!
    March 08, 2007

    mohan said:

      What about half eaten brain? I got that for some reason. :-
    March 20, 2007

    time89 said:

      well this site is one of the worst places to get basic information on effects,quests and item descriptions so i suggest you find a different site
    March 31, 2007

    time89 said:

      if anyone wants to message me for advice or give me stuffies,my name in the game is scetch00.It is a new account so it is only a lvl10 seal clubber
    March 31, 2007

    Nary said:

      The half-eaten brain effect does nothing.
    April 13, 2007

    brp357 said:

      can of red minotaur gives you 5 extra pvp fights for that day smilies/tongue.gif
    May 13, 2007

    Rock raptor said:

      you get half eaten brain when a zobmie or something like that attacks u successfully
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    June 09, 2007

    XxDoomedWitnessxX said:

      i really need help on making meat i went to the casino and lost 20000 meat please help! smilies/cry.gif
    June 24, 2007

    Brian 2001 said:

      To get potion of temporary gr8tness cook scrumptious reagant with gr8ps, nmust have saucerer cooking skill.
    August 05, 2007

    Hayden said:

      XxDoomedWitneddxX You think you need help... I spent 30, 000 meat on banana peels, and they dont do JACK!
    BTW they costed 10, 000 MEAT EACH!
    August 24, 2007

    Garnet said:

      There's already a warning label on the goofballs -- they're offered free in a sleazy back alley! Any street kid will tell you not to accept free goofballs from strangers! "The first one(s) are free" is the classic come-on of drug dealers. Heck, I'm no kid -- 67 years old -- and even I know not to take "candy" from strangers!

    smilies/cool.gif
    December 09, 2007

    cRaShSoNiC said:

      ***WARNING!!! SPOILERS***

    well, there is one secret(probably not secret anymore) way to not get goofball withdrawal. but what the heck,(btw, I tried this before NS13, not sure if it's still possible)buy two goofballs and use only one. you wont get withdrawal, just keep an extra and you'll be fine, fine, fine!
    December 09, 2007

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