| Name |
Source |
Effect |
| 1337p4n7Z |
1337 7r0uZ0RZ |
+6 Muscle
-3 Moxie |
| Ancestral Disapproval |
clan purchase |
+10% Mysticality
|
| Antsy in your Pantsy |
Maple Syrup
|
+5% to all stats
|
| And Your Family, Too |
The Don's Special, from the back room of Uncle P's |
-10 lbs to Familiar |
| Apathy |
Mr. Mediocrebar
Kill the lizardman in the Daily Dungeon |
-30% to all stats |
| Arse-a'fire |
arse-a'fire elixir |
+200% Muscle |
| Astral Shell |
Turtle Tamer skill |
Increased damage absorption |
| Beaten Up |
0 HP, Explosion-flavored chewing gum, or drinking Dyspepsi-Cola after eating Rock Pops |
-50% to all stats
|
Black Tongue
|
Eating a black snowcone
|
Item drop increase
Meat drop increase
+5 pounds to familiar
+20 HP per fight
+20 MP per fight
+2.5 XP per fight
|
| Bloody Hand |
seal tooth |
Requirement for making a blood-faced volleyball
|
Blue Tongue
|
Eating a blue snowcone
|
Item drop increase
|
| Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption |
Accordion Thief skill |
Increased damage absorption
|
| Broken Knees |
The Don's Special, from the back room of Uncle P's |
-30% Muscle
|
| Butt-Rock Hair |
can of hair spray |
+15% Moxie |
| Canadianity |
white Canadian |
Makes chat speech Canadianified
|
| Chalky Equality |
potion of chalky equality |
Makes Mysticality & Moxie equal to Muscle |
| Chapped Legs |
leather chaps |
-2 Muscle
+4 Moxie |
| Clean-Shaven |
shaving cream
|
+5 Moxie
|
| Cletus's Canticle of Celerity |
Accordion Thief skill |
Increased combat initiative
Increased chance of successfully fleeing
|
| Complete Delusion |
wolf mask |
+4 Muscle
+5 Moxie
|
| Confused |
herb brownies
Senior mints
Yummy Tummy bean
Mind Flayer attack
Fancy chocolate
Dungeon of Doom potion
Now and Earlier
|
-30% Mysticality |
| Corroded Weapon |
The Dungeons of Doom adventure |
Reduced combat damage
|
| Dill-Tastic |
dill potion |
+15 to all stats |
| Disco State of Mind |
Disco Bandit skill |
+2 Moxie for 5 adventures |
| Draggin' Balls |
draggin' ball hat |
-3 Muscle
+6 Moxie |
| Dwarven Hardiness |
dwarf bread |
+5% Muscle
|
| Egg-cellent Vocabulary |
yellow plastic or polka-dot oyster eggs
|
Increased Moxie?
|
| Egg-headedness |
yellow paisley or plastic oyster eggs
|
Increased Mysticality?
|
| Egg-stortionary Tactics |
black paisley, striped or polka-dot oyster eggs |
Increased meat drop rate
|
| Egg-stra Arm |
yellow plastic or striped oyster eggs
|
Increased combat damage
|
| Eggs-tra Sensory Perception |
Off-white paisley, striped or poka-dot oyster eggs
|
Increased item drop rate
|
| Elemental Saucesphere |
Sauceror skill |
Elemental protection
|
| Embarrassed |
patchouli incense stick |
-30% Moxie |
Empathy
|
Turtle Tamer skill |
+5 lbs to familiar |
| Engorged Weapon |
Meleegra pills |
Increased combat damage
|
| Enraged |
clan purchase |
+10% Muscle
|
| Equilibrium |
equilibrium juice |
Makes Muscle & Moxie equal to Mysticality |
| Eye of the Lihc |
lihc eye pie |
Spooky protection
|
| Extreme Muscle Relaxation |
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub |
+25% Muscle
-25% Combat Initiative
|
| Far Out |
patchouli incense stick |
+1 Mysticality |
| Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric |
Accordion Thief skill |
Increased item drops
|
| Flower Power |
flower petal pie |
+20% to all stats |
| Free Bird |
Radio Free Pants |
+20 Mysticality |
Fresh Scent
|
deodorant
|
Reduced monster encounters
|
| Ghostly Shell |
Turtle Tamer skill |
Increased damage absorption
|
| Gnawed-Off Arm |
St. Sneaky Pete's Day Drunken Stupor |
-5 Muscle |
| Gothy |
spooky eyeliner
spooky lipstick
|
-10 Muscle
+10 Mysticality
-10 Moxie |
| Goofball Withdrawal |
Not using goofballs after becoming addicted to them |
-50% to all stats
|
| Gr8tness |
potion of temporary gr8tness |
+100% to all stats
|
| Grapefruit Power |
grapefruit juice of powerful power |
+50% to all stats
|
Green Tongue
|
Eating a green snowcone
|
+5 pounds to familiar
|
| Hennaliciousness |
henna tattoo |
+3 Mysticality
|
| Hernia! |
mafia aria without support cummerbund
|
-70% Muscle
|
Hippy Stench
|
reodorant |
Increased monster encounters |
| Hombre Muerto Caminando |
marzipan skull |
Maximum MP +20
Slight Spooky Resistance
|
| Hoojiwat's Hymn of Healthiness |
Accordion Thief skill |
Increases maximum HP |
| Hopped Up on Goofballs |
goofballs |
+20% Muscle
+20% Moxie |
| Izchak's Blessing |
Dungeon Potions* |
+25% Moxie
|
| Jabañero Saucesphere |
Sauceror skill |
Damages enemies when they attack you and returns the damage dealt as MP
|
| Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction |
Accordion Thief skill |
Increased combat damage
|
| Jalapeño Saucesphere |
Sauceror skill |
Damages enemies when they attack and returns the damage dealt as HP
|
| Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy |
Knob Goblin love potion |
+2 Moxie
-15 Muscle substat (permanent) |
| Knob Goblin Perfume |
Knob Goblin perfume |
Allows you to complete The King of Cobb's Knob quest |
| Leash of Linguini |
Pastamancer skill |
+5 lbs to Familiar |
| Lemon Enlightenment |
cosmic lemonade |
+100% Mysticality
|
| Light! |
birthday candle |
unknown |
| Macho Profundo |
Using a mafia aria with a support cummerbund equipped |
+60% Muscle
+60% Moxie |
| Magical Mojomuscular Melody |
Accordion Thief skill |
Increased maximum HP
|
| Maraschino Moxiosity |
maraschino moxiosity potion |
+100% Moxie
|
| Mariachi Mood |
Accordion Thief skill |
+1 Moxie
|
| Missing Eyebrows |
unknown |
unknown |
| Missing Fingers |
Knob Goblin firecracker |
-3 Muscle
|
| Moxious Madrigal |
Accordion Thief skill |
+10 Moxie
|
| Mysteriously Handsome |
handsomeness potion |
+5% Moxie
|
| Mystic Pickleness |
pickle-flavored chewing gum |
+5 Mysticality
-5 Muscle |
| Ode to Booze |
Accordion Thief skill |
Increased adventure gains from booze
|
| Olive Drabness |
drab potion |
Makes Muscle equal to Mysticality
|
| Orange Appeal |
orangish aphrodisiac |
+100% Moxie
|
Orange Tongue
|
Eating an orange snowcone
|
+2.5 XP per fight
|
| Papowerful |
papotion of papower |
+100% Mysticality
|
| Pasta Oneness |
Pastamancer skill
|
Mysticality +2 for 5 adventures |
| Patience of the Tortoise |
Turtle Tamer skill |
Muscle +1 for 5 adventures |
| Poisoned |
bag of airline peanuts, deadly nightshade, marzipan skull, Yummy Tummy bean, Daily Dungeon, Sleazy Back Alley, Dungeon of Doom, Whitey's Grove, Menagerie Level 3, or "Fun" House adventures
|
-30% to all stats
|
| Polka of Plenty |
Accordion Thief skill |
Increased meat drop rate
|
| Popping Stomach |
Rock Pops |
None |
| Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith |
Accordion Thief skill |
+10 Muscle
|
| Psalm of Pointiness |
Accordion Thief skill |
Damages enemies when they attack |
Purple Tongue
|
Eating a purple snowcone
|
+20 HP per fight
+20 MP per fight
|
| Radio Head |
Radio Free Baseball Cap |
+20 Moxie |
| Rage of the Reindeer |
Seal Clubber skill |
+10% Muscle |
| Rainy Soul Miasma |
thin black candle |
+10 Muscle
+10 Mysticality
-5 Moxie |
| Red Neck |
mesh cap |
+4 Muscle
-2 Moxie |
Red Tongue
|
Eating a red snowcone
|
Increased meat drops
|
| Reptilian Fortitude |
Turtle Tamer skill |
Increased maximum HP
|
| Saucemastery |
Sauceror skill |
+1 Mysticality
|
| Seal Clubbing Frenzy |
Seal Clubber skill |
+2 Muscle
|
| Sharp Weapon |
Knob Goblin sharpening spray |
Increased combat damage
|
| Shiny Happy Weapon |
Radio Free Foil |
+20 Muscle |
| Shot in the Arse |
arse-shooting crossbow |
+15 to all stats
|
| Sleeping with the Fishes |
cement shoes |
Increased resting effectiveness
|
| Sleepy |
decorative fountain, Dungeon Potions*, Hippy Herbal tea, Yummy Tummy bean
|
-30% Muscle
|
| Spicey Limeness |
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum |
-5 Muscle
+5 Moxie |
| Spicy Mouth |
jabañero-flavored chewing gum |
+5 Mysticality
-5 Moxie |
| Spiky Hair |
super-spikey hair gel |
+6 Muscle
+6 Moxie |
| Springy Fusilli |
Pastamancer Skill
|
Increased combat initiative
|
| Steroid Boost |
Knob Goblin steroids |
+2 Muscle
-15 Moxie substats (permanent) |
| Stevedave's Shanty Of Superiority |
Accordion Thief skill |
+10% to all stats
|
| Stange Mental Acuity |
Dungeon Potions* |
+25% Mysticality
|
| Strawberry Alarm |
alarming strawberry juice |
Makes Mysticality & Muscle equals Moxie |
| Sticky Hands |
pine tar
|
Decreased fumble chance
|
| Strength of Ten Ettins |
Dungeon Potions* |
+25% Muscle
|
| Sugar Rush |
various candies |
+5% Muscle
-10% Mysticality
+5% Moxie |
| Sunburned |
Palindome adventure |
-2 Muscle
-2 Moxie |
Talking Like a Pirate
|
can of Binarrrca
|
Pirate-based chat affects
|
| Tamarind Torment |
tamarind-flavored chewing gum |
+5 Muscle
-5 Moxie |
| Teleportitis |
The Enormous Greater-Than Sign adventure |
All adventures are at a random location
|
| Temporary Lycanthropy |
blood of the Wereseal |
Alters Muscle depending on moon phases |
| Tenacity of the Snapper |
Turtle Tamer skill |
Increased combat damage
|
| The Smile of Mr. A. |
Golden Mr. Accessory |
+15 to all stats
|
| The Wrath of Grapes |
wrath serum |
+100% Muscle
|
| Ticking Clock |
cheap wind-up clock |
Improved combat initiative |
| Tingly Biceps |
phonics down |
+5 Muscle
|
| Tingly Elbows |
phonics down |
+5 Moxie
|
| Tingly Wrists |
phonics down |
+5 Mysticality
|
| Tomato Smoothness |
tomato smoothie |
Makes Moxie equal to Mysticality
|
| Two Left Feet |
unknown |
unknown |
| Uncertain |
probability potion |
Randomly alters Muscle & Moxie |
| Whitened Teeth |
clan purchase |
+10% Moxie
|
| Wings |
can of Red Minotaur |
Unknown (extra adventures?)
|
| Wussiness |
wussiness potion |
-3 Muscle
|