| Name |
Description |
Type |
Price |
MP |
| Manicotti Meditation |
By meditating on your Manicotti Mandala, you can achieve oneness with the pasta which makes up the underlying structure of reality. Your Magicalness will increase for a period of time. |
Noncombat |
- |
1 |
| Minor Ray of Something |
This shoots a ray of something at your opponent, which will do 5-8 points of damage. |
Combat |
200 |
4 |
| Entangling Noodles |
This spell allows you to conjure a wad of sticky noodles, which slow down your opponent and make its attacks less effective. |
Combat |
800 |
3 |
| Lasagna Bandages |
This spell summons some enchanted lasagna noodles, which can be used as bandages, healing some of your HP. |
Non & Combat |
1800 |
6 |
| eXtreme Ray of Something |
This spell fires a powerful ray of something at your opponent, dealing 10-16 points of damage. |
Combat |
3200 |
7 |
| Pastamastery |
This skill allows you to summon forth noodles from thin air, and to cook delicious food by combining them with sauces. |
Noncombat |
5000 |
10 |
| Springy Fusilli |
This skill infuses your body with the springy spirit of spiral pasta, putting a spring in your step and making you more nimble in combat. |
Noncombat |
6000 |
10 |
| Spirit of Rigatoni |
This skill greatly improves your ability to handle staff-type weapons. Your Magicalness will be used instead of your Strongness to determine whether or not you hit your opponent in combat. |
Passive |
7000 |
- |
| Cone of Whatever |
This spell allows you to call forth a powerful Cone of something, which will rain down on your enemies and hurt them very badly. Er, comparatively badly. |
Combat |
8000 |
19 |
| Spirit of Ravioli |
This skill infuses your body with the essence of ravioli, making it much sturdier. It will increase your maximum HP by 25%. |
Passive |
9000 |
- |
| Weapon of the Pastalord |
This spell will summon forth one of the myriad randomly-generated weapons of the Pastalord, the sworn protector of the order of Pastamancers in the Days of Old. That weapon will then beat your opponent about the head or head-analogue. |
Combat |
10000 |
35 |
| Leash of Linguini |
This spell allows you to call forth an enchanted leash made out of noodles, which is placed around the neck of your familiar. This effectively raises your familiar's level by 5, but the noodles will deteriorate after 10 turns have passed |
Noncombat |
11000 |
12 |
| Cannelloni Cocoon |
This spell summons forth a huge Cannelloni, which envelops you and heals all of your wounds. |
Noncombat |
12000 |
20 |
| Tolerance of the Kitchen |
They say that if you can't stand the heat, you should get out of the kitchen. Well, with this skill, you'll be able to stand the heat. Any heat. |
Passive |
13000 |
- |
| Flavour of Magic |
This spell will allow you to bring your mystical being in line with the elemental forces that underly all things: earth, wind, fire, water, and heart. Wait, I mean hot, cold, sleaze, stench, and spookiness. And what's the deal with 'heart' anyway? How does that make any sense at all? |
Noncombat |
14000 |
10 |
| Transcendental Noodlecraft |
You have achieved the highest possible level of Pastamancery -- you are now capable of making meals that rival the Platonic ideal of the dish of noodles. |
Noncombat |
15000 |
- |
