After visiting your guild hall and speaking to the member of your class there, you will be charged with the building and wielding of your very own, Legendary Epic Weapon! They will provide you some clues but basically you’re going to need to acquire three items and a meatsmithing hammer. Visit the meatsmith in the Market Square and buy a tenderizing hammer. Thankfully the clan covers this part of the costs. Next you need to go to the Market Demon and buy two hermit permits, a casino pass and enough chewing-gum-on-a-strings to get two worthless items from the sewer. After acquiring these worthless items, head to the hermit and get a ten-leaf clover and the item for your class:

·        Seal Clubber needs the seal tooth

·        Turtle Tamer needs the chisel

·        Pastamancer needs the petrified noodles

·        Sauceror needs the jabanero pepper

·        Disco Bandit needs the banjo strings

·        Accordion Thief needs the buttered roll

After acquiring the correct item for your class, and a clover, head to the Casino. Play the Lemon Slot and acquire a big rock. Meat smith the big rock with the item you got from the hermit. The item that you acquire from that can then be meatsmithed with the basic weapon of your class (Seal-clubbing club, disco ball etc… the only exception is Turtle Tamer, who do not have a starting weapon, use the turtle totem instead) This will yield your very own Epic Weapon. As exciting as the Epic Weapon can be, returning to your guild and pestering the member of your class will get you going on transforming it into a Legendary Epic Weapon. Basically, you need to go to the “Fun” House and defeat Beezelbozo, the Clown Prince of Darkness. This will yield the item you require to finish meatsmithing the Legendary Epic weapon. Adventure in the “Fun” House until you acquire enough clown items to acquire a Clownosity of 4.  Items dropped directly by clowns give 1 Clownosity each, (bloody clown pants, foolscap fool’s cap). Items meatsmithed by using clown skin yield 2 Clownosity each (clown whip, clownskin buckler). Once your Clownosity is high enough, pick the choice to push the nose in the choice adventure, Adventurer, $1.99. Pushing the nose before acquiring enough items will deal damage so simply pick “Let sleeping doors lie” since this will cost you no adventures. With a high enough Clownosity, the door will open and you fight Beezlebozo. After defeating him, use the item you acquired by meatsmithing it with your Epic Weapon. You will need to unequip your Epic Weapon, if you were using it. This will yield the Legendary Epic weapon and the end of this quest effectively. You can go back and bug your guild member about the location of your Nemesis, but they will never locate your Nemesis. If you want a more picture oriented explanation of the meatsmithing recipes for the Epic weapon, check out the wiki here. Also, a more detailed explanation of Clownosity can be found here.