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Me and My Nemesis: The Smithing of the Legendary Epic Weapon
Written by Skrav   
Saturday, 04 August 2007
 Requirements: Complete the tasks assigned by your Guild Leader to open up the appropriate guild members.
Locations:
Sewer, The "Fun" House
Details:

After visiting your guild hall and speaking to the member of your class there, you will be charged with the building and wielding of your very own, Legendary Epic Weapon! They will provide you some clues but basically you’re going to need to acquire three items and a meatsmithing hammer. Visit the meatsmith in the Market Square and buy a tenderizing hammer. Thankfully the clan covers this part of the costs. Next you need to go to the Market Demon and buy two hermit permits, a casino pass and enough chewing-gum-on-a-strings to get two worthless items from the sewer. After acquiring these worthless items, head to the hermit and get a ten-leaf clover and the item for your class:

·        Seal Clubber needs the seal tooth

·        Turtle Tamer needs the chisel

·        Pastamancer needs the petrified noodles

·        Sauceror needs the jabanero pepper

·        Disco Bandit needs the banjo strings

·        Accordion Thief needs the buttered roll

After acquiring the correct item for your class, and a clover, head to the Casino. Play the Lemon Slot and acquire a big rock. Meat smith the big rock with the item you got from the hermit. The item that you acquire from that can then be meatsmithed with the basic weapon of your class (Seal-clubbing club, disco ball etc… the only exception is Turtle Tamer, who do not have a starting weapon, use the turtle totem instead) This will yield your very own Epic Weapon. As exciting as the Epic Weapon can be, returning to your guild and pestering the member of your class will get you going on transforming it into a Legendary Epic Weapon. Basically, you need to go to the “Fun” House and defeat Beezelbozo, the Clown Prince of Darkness. This will yield the item you require to finish meatsmithing the Legendary Epic weapon. Adventure in the “Fun” House until you acquire enough clown items to acquire a Clownosity of 4.  Items dropped directly by clowns give 1 Clownosity each, (bloody clown pants, foolscap fool’s cap). Items meatsmithed by using clown skin yield 2 Clownosity each (clown whip, clownskin buckler). Once your Clownosity is high enough, pick the choice to push the nose in the choice adventure, Adventurer, $1.99. Pushing the nose before acquiring enough items will deal damage so simply pick “Let sleeping doors lie” since this will cost you no adventures. With a high enough Clownosity, the door will open and you fight Beezlebozo. After defeating him, use the item you acquired by meatsmithing it with your Epic Weapon. You will need to unequip your Epic Weapon, if you were using it. This will yield the Legendary Epic weapon and the end of this quest effectively. You can go back and bug your guild member about the location of your Nemesis, but they will never locate your Nemesis. If you want a more picture oriented explanation of the meatsmithing recipes for the Epic weapon, check out the wiki here. Also, a more detailed explanation of Clownosity can be found here.  

 
 Reward: The Legendary Epic Weapon of your class
Comments (47)add comment

Brian 2001 said:

  This is a great discovery.
August 05, 2007

Hayden said:

  Oh finally I didn't know how to make it! Thanks so much! smilies/cheesy.gif
August 05, 2007

black betty said:

  smilies/wink.gif smilies/grin.gif Send me meat
August 05, 2007

firedagger said:

  ive played the lemon slots about 150 times and i cant get the big rock :-
August 07, 2007

sa4816 said:

  you need a ten leaf clover

firedagger
August 07, 2007

tamer of the turtle 2 said:

  i did everything it said but my nemesis isnt in the dark and dank and sinister cave help me!!!!
August 11, 2007

rubykat said:

  your nemesis isn't supposed to be there.

but my problem is that i've finished the epic weapon, but it won't let me move on to the next part when i talk to the guy to help me move on.
August 13, 2007

ericaiswaycoolerthanyou said:

  hard quest...smilies/smiley.gif
August 17, 2007

ericaiswaycoolerthanyou said:

  hehe i like to put comments
smilies/grin.gif
August 18, 2007

ericaiswaycoolerthanyou said:

  what the heck? where did the fun house go smilies/cry.gif
August 18, 2007

monkeyman88 said:

  it ays your nemesis is in the deep dark cave in the big mountains
how do u get to the deep dark cave?
August 20, 2007

Skrav said:

  This is as of now, an unfinished quest. Riff mentioned in the forums it abruptly ends. I thought he also mentioned it picks with the old Nemesis quest, but i might have been wrong on that account. The point is, your guild will never locate your Nemesis, so once you have the Legendary epic weapon, you finished the quest. Congrats!
August 24, 2007

yuckzee said:

  ive got the stuf fbut whenever i press ither buttens it says i cant or wht ever
September 01, 2007

Skrav said:

  I hate to seem like a spelling jerk but sometimes typos make it near impossible to read comments. Also, try to be specific as possible. I don't know which either buttons you're referring to so I have to start guessing. If you've been trying to combine stuff via meatpaste, it won't work. You need to buy a tenderizing hammer from the Meatsmith and then use the smith option in your inventory. Also, you have to combine the big rock with the item from the Hermit first. Order does matter. Then smith your basic weapon to it. Hope that helps.
September 17, 2007

shan18 said:

  THIS IS SOOOOO GREAT !!! smilies/grin.gif
October 25, 2007

laurad said:

  im a bit stuck. I've got the the Fun house and have been adventuring for some time. I've ganied a few bloddy clown trousers, some clown skin and some big red clown noses. I'm not quite sure HOW to get the clownosity. I've tried smithing the clown skin with buckler buckle but itsays I don't have the skill necessary? I have equipped the trousers and the nose.. any idea?
November 07, 2007

SabakuNoGaara said:

  Its not letting me through the clown door.
I have like 12 different clown items...
I tired while having 4 of them equipped (which it didnt say in instructions) but that didnt work either.
November 11, 2007

kayde said:

  You have to wear the items and only 1 of each item gives the clownosity. And you can only meatsmith the meatsmithable items if you have the appropriate meatsmithing specialization skill.
November 14, 2007

dennyboy said:

  tnx for tha help now
December 13, 2007

Skrav said:

  Your ideal clown outfit is to wear one each of the items, except the acid-squirting flower. So a fool's cap foolscap, bloody trousers, large clown shoes and big red nose is your ideal combo of equipped items.
December 27, 2007

Butt Toes said:

  I went to the hermit but he's not selling the 10 leaf clover. Any ideas? I've browsed all the other shops, and it's too pricey in the mall.
January 22, 2008

BillB13 said:

  Thank you so so very much smilies/cry.gif smilies/smiley.gif
January 23, 2008

Skrav said:

  The hermit doesn't always have clovers. He usually has 2-5 per day, but some days he has none. Just keep checking back, from day to day. It's annoying but better than the old days where the hermit would have clovers once a week.
Also, if clownosity is giving you trouble, I sympathize, it still confuses me sometimes. I posted a link at the end of the walk through to a wiki page on CLownosity, that gives a good and clear explanation of Clownosity that I find really helpful.
January 25, 2008

Lazarus said:

  THANKS SO MUCH!!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
February 17, 2008

joe567 said:

  Where the hell is the dank dark cave!! smilies/angry.gif
February 23, 2008

probis said:

  how do ytou find the dark dank cave
March 03, 2008

skaweber said:

  I have smithed my epic weapon for the accordian girl AS INSTRUCTED (add rock to buttered roll). But she won't lead me to the fun house! She just keeps saying, "Where's that epic weapon, slacker?" Little help?
April 05, 2008

qtpi0121 said:

  I can't find the stupid cave
April 25, 2008

Skrav said:

  There are three parts to the epic weapon. The rock and hermit item are the first part. Add your classes's basic weapon as well.
Just to be clear, there is no dark and dank cave. It does not exist! Someday, the Nemesis will return, and when he does, I'll make sure to add the appropriate information.
May 27, 2008

Sorton said:

  I know this comment is a little late, but if you need clovers, try smashing a few barrels in the Barrel full of Barrels in the big mountains. I usually get one from at least one barrel when I kill some adventures there for free items. Just be reasy for the pain from explosions, and the occasional mimics that get annoying.
June 22, 2008

toyuyn said:

  i beat it like 4-5 yrs ago but now that account is deleted smilies/angry.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/grin.gif
July 13, 2008

toyuyn said:

  like seriously back then there was the dark and sinister cave
July 13, 2008

faeriella said:

  i cant figure out what to meatsmith to get my clownosity up. HELP!!!!1
July 25, 2008

faeriella said:

  nevermind. i defeated him with one hit.
July 25, 2008

mr6656 said:

  Hehehe.. Tacos smilies/grin.gif
November 18, 2008

mr6656 said:

  And Monkeys
November 18, 2008

bunnyip said:

  can't get my clownosity up Hllllllp!!!!
February 12, 2009

Xioomarasaysso said:

  bunnyip: If you want to get your clownosity up, you're going to need to equip one of each clown item. Except the flower. Read the previous comments for each item. smilies/smiley.gif
February 20, 2009

bunnyip said:

  i already completed the quest and I'm lvl 14
March 28, 2009

bunnyip said:

  YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 28, 2009

bunnyip said:

  smilies/grin.gif YAY I'm lvl 14!!!!!!!!
March 28, 2009

bunnyip said:

  smilies/grin.gif YAY I'm lvl 14!!!!!!!! smilies/grin.gif
March 28, 2009

Stalkerpansy said:

  So i beat the guy in the fun house, got to the dark and dank cave.. it asks me to put something in the doorway.. do i just put ANYTHING?
September 08, 2009

Stalkerpansy said:

  it's dumb. it won't take anything
September 08, 2009

Mrirror said:

  dam easy but not the password in the cave. smilies/sad.gif
October 09, 2009

Demiseftw said:

  What do you mean password, it is asking 4 an item the first one being dirty hobo gloves.
February 27, 2010

Mismot said:

  YO! Update the quest info... I didn't understand jack s.h.i.t.z when it comes to that darn cave!!!
May 07, 2010

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