Familiars are creatures that accompany you on your journeys through the Kingdom. They have various effects on gameplay, mostly related to combat.

To use them, you must first purchase a Familiar-Gro Terrarium from the Market in Seaside Town. The Terrarium can store one of each type of familiar, but you can only travel with one familiar at a time. Familiars gain experience as you fight monsters.

As they go up in level, they (usually) become more effective at doing whatever it is that they do.

Familiars have their own equipment, which you can find here.

There are currently 66 familiars in existence.

	Name	Source Item	Effect
	Ancient Yuletide Troll	yuletide troll chrysalis	Increases stat gains and regenerates MP or HP after each battle, occasionally drops items that buff yourself or others
	Angry Goat	goat	Attacks enemies
	Astral Badger	astral badger	Attacks enemies like a Mech and drops up to five Astral Mushrooms a day
	Attention-Deficit demon	calm attention-deficit demon	Increases item and meat drops
	Baby Gravy Fairy	pregnant mushroom	Increases item drops
	Baby Yeti	orphan baby yeti	Attacks and restores MP
	Barrrnacle	barrnacle	Slows enemies
	Blood Faced Volleyball	blood-faced volleyball	Increases stat gains
	Cheshire Bat	Cheshire Bitten	Increases meat drops and stat gains
	Clockwork grapefruit	unwound clockwork grapefruit	Attacks enemies
	Cocoabo	cocoa egg	Restores HP & MP, attacks enemies, confuses enemises and increases meat drops
	Coffee Pixie	coffee sprite	Increases item and meat drop rate
	Comma Chameleon	comma chameleon egg	Takes on the properties of a familiar when fed its specific equipment
	Crimbo Elf	crimbo elfling	Attacks and increases item drop rates
	Cymbal-Playing Monkey	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	Increases stat gains and meat drops
	Dandy Lion	dandy lion cub	Increases item drops and heals HP/MP after combat
	Doppelshifter	doppelshifter egg	Changes into a random familiar every fight
	Emo Squid	emo roe	Slows and trips enemies
	Evil Teddy Bear	evil teddy bear	Attack enemy and absorbs damage for you
	Exotic Parrot	exotic parrot egg	Gives elemental resistance, occasionally repeats the last thing you said in chat
	Feather Boa Constrictor	silk garter snake	Fights, increases meat drops and trips enemies
	Flaming Gravy Fairy	pregnant flaming mushroom	Attacks enemies and increases item drops
	Frozen Gravy Fairy	pregnant frozen mushroom	Attacks enemies and increases item drops
	Fuzzy Dice	fuzzy dice	Random effects
	Ghost Pickle on a stick	ghost pickle on a stick	Drips caustic acid on your opponent
	Ghuol Whelp	fertilized ghuol egg	Restores HP and MP
	Green Pixie	bottled green pixie	Increases item drops, and drops up to five tiny bottles of absinthe per day
	Grue	grue egg	Attacks enemies
	Hand Turkey	hand turkey outline	Attacks enemies and increases meat drops
	Hanukkimbo Dreidl	Hanukkimbo dreidl	Attacks enemies, restores MP, prevents monster attacks and steals meat
	Hovering Sombrero	hovering sombrero	Increases stat gain
	Howling Balloon Monkey	balloon monkey	Attacks enemies and restores MP
	Inflatable Dodecapede	deflated inflatable dodecapede	Attacks enemies, more effective at lower weights than higher
	Jill-O-Lantern	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	Attacks enemies and increases stat gains
	Jitterbug	jitterbug larva	Increases meat gains and item drops
	Jumpsuited Hound Dog	Pompadour'd puppy	Unknown (impossible to obtain as of yet)
	Killer Bee	baby killer bee	Attacks enemies and increases stat gains at the cost of a few HP
	Leprechaun	leprechaun hatchling	Increases meat drops
	Levitating Potato	potato sprout	Trips enemies
	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	deactivated MicroMechaMech	Attacks enemies
	Misshapen Animal Skeleton	misshapen animal skeleton	Attacks and delevels enemies
	Mosquito	mosquito larva	Attacks enemies and restores HP
	Nervous Tick	nervous tick egg	Increases meat and stat gains
	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	ninja pirate zombie robot	Heals HP/MP, gives you toast, meat, and attacks enemies
	Ninja Snowflake	frigid mote	Attacks enemies with cold damage
	O.A.F.	deactivated O.A.F.	"Optimizes" your ascension run (by reducing stat gains, taking away MP, removing effects, forcing you to attack with your weapon instead of using items and skills, randomly autoselling dropped items, and giving "advice")
	Origami Towel Crane	makeshift crane	Absorbs damage and stuns enemies
	Penguin Goodfella	bad penguin egg	Increases stat gains, delevels, and occasionally drops combat items
	Personal Raincloud	personal raindrop	Random effects like the dreidl
	Pet Rock	pet rock	Nothing
	Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	pygmy bugbear shaman	Increases stat gains and item drops, but takes MP to do so
	Ragamuffin Imp	pile of smoking rags	Attacks with hot damage. Gets weaker as more are discovered in the Kingdom.
	Reassembled Blackbird	reassembled blackbird	Helps to discover the Black Market.
	Sabre Toothed Lime	sabre-toothed lime cub	Attacks enemies
	Scary Death Orb	scary death orb	Attacks enemies or you (Spooky damage)
	Sleazy Gravy Fairy	pregnant oily golden mushroom	Attacks enemies and increases item drops
	Snowy Owl	sleeping snowy owl	Attacks enemies
	Spirit Hobo	homeless hobo spirit	Increases stat gain, and when given booze gives MP
	Spooky Gravy Fairy	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	Attacks enemies and increases item drops
	Spooky Pirate Skeleton	spooky pirate skeleton	Attacks enemies
	Stab Bat	rewinged stab bat	Attacks enemies or you
	Star Starfish	star starfish	Attacks enemies and restores MP
	Stinky Gravy Fairy	pregnant stinky mushroom	Attacks enemies and increases item drops
	Sweet Nutcracker	sweet nutcracker	Attacks enemies and occasionally buffs you
	Teddy Bear	teddy bear	Absorbs damage for you
	Temporal Riftlet	miniscule temporal rip	Slows enemies and occasionally gives additional adventures
	Toothsome Rock	toothsome rock	Nothing
	Whirling Maple Leaf	maple leaf	Attacks enemies and restores MP after combat
	Wild Hare	March Hat	Acts as either a Leprechaun, Baby Gravy Fairy, Ghuol, or Volleyball, in addition to preventing Beaten Up and giving extra rollover adventures
	Wind-up Chattering Teeth	wind-up chattering teeth	Attacks enemies