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There's a Gladiator Joke in Here Somewhere |
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Written by Daron720
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Tuesday, 15 May 2012 |
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Hello everyone!
After an incredibly long hiatus writing for Coldfront I am back, and what a time to be back!
Although
we're a bit late on the ball, fear not, because just like the long
awaited PVP update, here we are! After years and years (decades?
centuries?) of waiting, the kingdom's very own player versus player
system has been completely revamped from the ground up.
Just head on over to the Huggler Memorial Colosseum and get fighting! There's all kinds of new content to earn, from skill books to brand new recipes!
For more discussion, hit up the PvP thread on the Forums of Loathing.
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May 2012 Item of the Month: Olympic-sized Clan crate |
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Written by Nightvol
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Friday, 04 May 2012 |
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Another month, another special in Mr. Store! This month's item is the olympic-sized clan crate, which unpacks into An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool in your clan's VIP Lounge. As with all Mr. Store VIP specials, it is accompanied by the Clan VIP Lounge invitation. The pool allows you to get some rather nifty buffs, as well as swim around and interact with other clan members in pseudo-real time! If you go diving, you might also find some rather interesting (and disgusting) items stuck to the bottom of the pool... so what are you waiting for? Dive in!
For more discussion of this Item of the Month, please see the official forum topic.
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April 2012 Item of the Month: Boris's Helm |
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Written by Nightvol
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Wednesday, 04 April 2012 |
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How do you feel about Boris? The Avatar of Boris challenge path is entering the last third of its time in the spotlight, but this month's Mr. Store special still wants to help you squeeze a bit more Boris into your life. Boris's Helm is specially made to complement the skillset of players who carry the Avatar of Boris -- even those in Hardcore! The first-ever equipment to be a free pull from Hagnk's functions for Boris-ians regardless of self-imposed path restrictions -- after all, Boris can't be separated from his helm! For discussion of this new headgear, please see the official forum topic.
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Written by Nightvol
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Wednesday, 04 April 2012 |
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April Fools' Day dawned bright in the Kingdom of Loathing. Adventurers logged in to see the now-expected Pickle Factory gleaming in the Nearby Plains. However, something was amiss. Something had awakened. Something ancient... and evil. Players soon found themselves beset upon by hoards of four-shadowed mimes, harbingers of the return of the Humorless Ones. What these creatures' appearance portends remains to be seen, but initial reports claim that they are the vanguard of a much larger invasion force...
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Written by Nightvol
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Thursday, 29 March 2012 |
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Ever felt that listening to multiple chat channels at once was confusing at best and unintelligible at worst? Gentlemen, behold! Chat has been completely revamped. Taking most of the features from the popular greasemonkey script ActiveChat, the new system divides each channel into its own tab. For discussion of the new chat system and to suggest new features, see the official forum thread.
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March 2012 Item of the Month: Small Medium |
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Written by Nightvol
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Friday, 02 March 2012 |
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Want to know the future? I predict that this Item of the Month, the Small Medium, will be the first familiar ever to passively increase combat initiative. When used, it will transform into a Happy Medium. In addition, the Medium works similarly to the Knob Goblin Organ Grinder, transforming defeated enemies into a variety of booze instead of food. Simply keep an eye on the aura of the medium, and when the time is right, instruct her to syphon your opponent's spirits! The fact that it works as a volleyball as well is simply icing on the cake.
For more information and discussion of this small medium at large, see the official forum topic.
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