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Yesterday, 08:56 PM  Hotstuff -  This week we'll be playing Hack 'n' Slash, a game from DoubleFine that came out of their Amnesia Fortnight game jam process. You can buy it on their website (http://www.hacknslashthegame.com/buy) or...

Yesterday, 06:47 PM  Jick -  Somehow Myths and Monsters escaped my notice for 23 years.

Wed, Sep 17th, 2014, 11:30 PM  Jick -  I have fond memories of playing Kid Icarus to completion as a kid (with a guide) but I don't think it really holds up. There are cool things about it, but I can't imagine every wanting to spend very...

Tue, Sep 16th, 2014, 09:10 PM  Jick -  Yeah, that happened to me. Once. :)

Wed, Sep 10th, 2014, 11:04 PM  Hotstuff -  FWIW, the KoL servers seem fine. There seems to be some weird network congestion near our host, though. Sorry to those affected.

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Ka-Zap! September 2014 Item-of-the-Month
Written by Nightvol   
Wednesday, 03 September 2014

BORNE FROM LIVING LIGHTNING BY THE MIGHTY GOD OF THUNDER HIMSELF, THE GREATEST TOOL OF THE AESIR.... THOR'S PLIERS.

Well, okay, maybe they're not as good as certain other tools Thor might have, but this month's Mr. Store special should still pack enough of a lightning-powered punch to ply you into purchasing.  With extra stats, free crafting and a special bonus for those wading through Heavy Rains, the Fall Challenge Path, this one-handed weapon should make the wetness a bit more wonderful.

For discussion of this magnificent tool, please see this thread.

 
I'll Take That
Written by Nightvol   
Monday, 11 August 2014

August 2014's Mr. Store special has arrived, but be careful not to have it taken from you.  The Confiscator's Grimoire allows you to draw forth many less-than-legitimate goods that have been taken from various schoolchildren across the ages by The Confiscator, a mysterious entity unto itself.  Of course, being a Grimoire this item isn't going to be strictly optimal, nor is it going to speed your runs up significantly - but it sure does contain a lot of fun flavor. 

 

For discussion of this item, please point your eyeballs to the discussion thread.

 
Speak, Easy, and Enter! (July 2014 Item of the Month)
Written by Nightvol   
Monday, 07 July 2014

The latest Clan VIP item has arrived, in the form of the Clan Speakeasy.  This particular doohickey is the cat's pajamas - if you're clever enough to uncover its full potential.  Spading for this newest item is still ongoing, as new drinks can be unlocked by providing multiple fiendishly-complex passwords to the man who runs the establishment.  From the ability to get your semirare counter from a drink to epic-quality booze to a 100% buff to all stats, the drinks that the speakeasy will serve your clan when fully stocked are certainly the bees' knees!  

Before you 23 skiddo, why not check out the official forum discussion?

 
The Griller (June 2014 Mr. Store Special)
Written by Nightvol   
Sunday, 08 June 2014

June's item-of-the-month has arrived, a familiar that's almost too hot to handle.  When used, the Still Grill will transform into a Galloping Grill, a good buddy who will increase stat gains like a sombrero, restore your MP like a starfish, and drops special items that can be consumed in a variety of ways for buffs or crafted for additional power.

Of interest is that this grilltastic familiar is the first familiar to serve as an item-of-the-month since October 2013.  For familiar collectors, the drought has perhaps ended.

For discussion of the griller's delight, see discuss on the forums of officiality.

 
PSA: Bank of KoL
Written by Nightvol   
Monday, 26 May 2014

For many years, the user known as Bank of KoL operated a bank allowing other players to invest meat with him in return for long-term returns on the investment.  Though the bank was an entirely player-run affair in no way authorized by the game's administration, Bank of KoL ran successfully for a long period before suddenly going inactive without a word, leading to speculation and displeasure from those who had large sums of meat invested.

Recently, Bank of KoL has returned to the Kingdom with explanations for his unexpected, health-related leave of absence, and has been working to make right the accounts that he had not yet made square.  To assist with this task, he has created a thread on the Forums of Loathing to help answer the questions that people have about this unique situation. In addition to background on his absence, topics such as future returns on investment, withdrawals of current investments and deposits going forward are the main focus of the initial post. The thread will also serve as a location for updates regarding Bank of KoL.

If you had or have meat invested with Bank of KoL, we hope that this PSA is useful in helping you regain your hard-won currency, and we applaud Bank of KoL's efforts to square all accounts to the best of his ability.

 
Marry a Man
Written by Nightvol   
Tuesday, 06 May 2014

Spring break has come to Mr. Store!  Or rather, Mr. Store's May special is a ticket that allows you to travel to Spring Break Beach, a new zone full of exciting quests, monsters, and loot.  Whether it's the yacht, mansion or diner you choose to visit, there's a boatload of fun.  No Mr. A?  A one-day pass will let you get to the beach as well.

For discussion of this month's Mr. Store special, see this here forum discussion thing.

 
 

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