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Sat, Oct 18th, 2014, 11:08 PM  Mr Skullhead -  Aight, I thought that was you outside but I wasn't sure because I suck at face recognition! I wanted to buy your ticket, too. I'm'a send some shinies to your account, man. So sorry.

Sat, Oct 18th, 2014, 02:27 AM  Jick -  One of the Campo Santo guys said that the Budapest ones are out of control. Tons of elaborate physical puzzles. I'll ask for specifics next time I see him.

Thu, Oct 16th, 2014, 05:17 PM  Mr Skullhead -  Last year someone did an M.C. Escher style art gallery, and it was black and white and got into the calendar. So it can be done!

Thu, Oct 16th, 2014, 12:30 AM  Jick -  Of the SCRAP ones in SF, the "Escape from the Time Travel Lab" is my favorite.

Wed, Oct 15th, 2014, 01:25 AM  Mr Skullhead -  The only thing I'll miss about BD's is their Coca-Cola madness fountain. But the idea of a bacon & blue cheese sandwich will get me through.

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October 2014 Item of the Month: airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
Written by Nightvol   
Sunday, 12 October 2014

The latest charter at the Elemental Airport is available, and you can take a scenic trip to the totally normal island where nothing at all unusual is going on. There are many interesting animals to see, people to meet, and locations to visit, all completely unremarkable and not at all suspicious.  There are certainly quests to complete, but nothing unexpected occurs during the course of questing.

To engage in entirely mundane discussion about this item, see the forum thread.


Ka-Zap! September 2014 Item-of-the-Month
Written by Nightvol   
Wednesday, 03 September 2014


Well, okay, maybe they're not as good as certain other tools Thor might have, but this month's Mr. Store special should still pack enough of a lightning-powered punch to ply you into purchasing.  With extra stats, free crafting and a special bonus for those wading through Heavy Rains, the Fall Challenge Path, this one-handed weapon should make the wetness a bit more wonderful.

For discussion of this magnificent tool, please see this thread.

I'll Take That
Written by Nightvol   
Monday, 11 August 2014

August 2014's Mr. Store special has arrived, but be careful not to have it taken from you.  The Confiscator's Grimoire allows you to draw forth many less-than-legitimate goods that have been taken from various schoolchildren across the ages by The Confiscator, a mysterious entity unto itself.  Of course, being a Grimoire this item isn't going to be strictly optimal, nor is it going to speed your runs up significantly - but it sure does contain a lot of fun flavor. 


For discussion of this item, please point your eyeballs to the discussion thread.

Speak, Easy, and Enter! (July 2014 Item of the Month)
Written by Nightvol   
Monday, 07 July 2014

The latest Clan VIP item has arrived, in the form of the Clan Speakeasy.  This particular doohickey is the cat's pajamas - if you're clever enough to uncover its full potential.  Spading for this newest item is still ongoing, as new drinks can be unlocked by providing multiple fiendishly-complex passwords to the man who runs the establishment.  From the ability to get your semirare counter from a drink to epic-quality booze to a 100% buff to all stats, the drinks that the speakeasy will serve your clan when fully stocked are certainly the bees' knees!  

Before you 23 skiddo, why not check out the official forum discussion?

The Griller (June 2014 Mr. Store Special)
Written by Nightvol   
Sunday, 08 June 2014

June's item-of-the-month has arrived, a familiar that's almost too hot to handle.  When used, the Still Grill will transform into a Galloping Grill, a good buddy who will increase stat gains like a sombrero, restore your MP like a starfish, and drops special items that can be consumed in a variety of ways for buffs or crafted for additional power.

Of interest is that this grilltastic familiar is the first familiar to serve as an item-of-the-month since October 2013.  For familiar collectors, the drought has perhaps ended.

For discussion of the griller's delight, see discuss on the forums of officiality.

PSA: Bank of KoL
Written by Nightvol   
Monday, 26 May 2014

For many years, the user known as Bank of KoL operated a bank allowing other players to invest meat with him in return for long-term returns on the investment.  Though the bank was an entirely player-run affair in no way authorized by the game's administration, Bank of KoL ran successfully for a long period before suddenly going inactive without a word, leading to speculation and displeasure from those who had large sums of meat invested.

Recently, Bank of KoL has returned to the Kingdom with explanations for his unexpected, health-related leave of absence, and has been working to make right the accounts that he had not yet made square.  To assist with this task, he has created a thread on the Forums of Loathing to help answer the questions that people have about this unique situation. In addition to background on his absence, topics such as future returns on investment, withdrawals of current investments and deposits going forward are the main focus of the initial post. The thread will also serve as a location for updates regarding Bank of KoL.

If you had or have meat invested with Bank of KoL, we hope that this PSA is useful in helping you regain your hard-won currency, and we applaud Bank of KoL's efforts to square all accounts to the best of his ability.


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