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Written by Nightvol
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Tuesday, 03 January 2012 |
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In Mr. Store have appeared familiars quite nice.
They're a tad expensive (2 As is the price!)
The Groose has the goal of filling your spleen,
While new zones for adventuring is on what the Kloop's keen.
It matters not a wink which one you have chose,
For both will help you gain more stuff from your foes!
Owning them both is truly a must,
(Please read the forum topic for official discuss!)
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Merry Crimbo from the Disciples of Ankhet! |
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Written by Nightvol
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Monday, 05 December 2011 |
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The disciples of Ankhet, an Egyptian-themed game which often draws players from Kingdom of Loathing, have decided to get in on this year's Crimbo festivities with a small event of their own as a way to say thank you to everybody who has given their game a shot. Between December 1 and December 25th, any player can Kmail Nightvol (#571344) to receive a small package of thematically appropriate goodies. No signup for Ankhet is needed, as this is purely a thank-you to the KoL community. As the ancient Egyptians said, "Ho-Ho-Hotep!"
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December 2011 Item of the Month: Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog |
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Written by Nightvol
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Monday, 05 December 2011 |
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This month's Mr. Store special is tastier than usual -- when you use Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog, you will receive a Peppermint Pip Packet. These pips can be planted into a peppermint patch, where you can farm peppermint daily! Similarly to the pumpkins of November 2010, these pieces of peppermint can be used to produce a plethora of powerful items! They're practically perfect for every ascension situation.
For analysis and discussion of this delicious item, please read the official forum topic.
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A N.Otorious Crimbo Party: The Third |
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Written by Nightvol
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Friday, 02 December 2011 |
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As they have for the past two years, Noblesse Oblige and Otori have teamed up for a megaevent, and all of the kingdom is invited! Between hosting an entire party clan, a bevy of contests with hundreds of millions of meat in prizes, and giving out goodie bags to the public, it's enough to make your head spin like a hanukkimbo dreidl!
The official forum topic covering the event and the contests is right here, so check it out!
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I'm Mister Fancypants (November 2011 Item of the Month) |
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Written by Nightvol
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Saturday, 05 November 2011 |
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Feeling a bit too big for your britches? This month's Mr. Store special is a familiar who can help you out with that! The Fancypants Scarecrow will gladly equip any spare pants you have lying around, similarly to the Mad Hatrack and Disembodied Hand familiars for hats and weapons, respectively. Each pair of pants will teach your scarecrow new tricks and provide a hearty laugh all the while.
For discussion on the mechanics of this posh new fellow, please see the official forum topic.
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The Haunted Sorority House |
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Written by Nightvol
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Monday, 17 October 2011 |
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Sup bra? You hear about that haunted house down at the Sigma sorority? Those orquettes have a pretty sweet setup, even better than old man Spookyraven. In fact, I heard it's the greatest party of the year. Full of girls in sexy costumes. I love this holiday.
But uh, just between you and me, bra, I'm not sure if I really want to go. I mean I know it's full of babes and beer, but uh, I hear there's some weird stuff going down over there. Like maybe even enough to scare a guy like me. That one weirdo bro of ours went over there ages ago to help set up, and he never came back.
Wait, turning down free booze and chicks? What am I, crazy? I'm headed over there right now bra!
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